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SorceressJ -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 6:07:16 PM)
..but ..but ..I like black. Clothes. and fingernail polish. [image]local://upfiles/1044097/C5B38863BB0C4119977CEA84A9781F26.jpg[/image]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 6:21:01 PM)
My next Dom to be revealed as the demented demon he is; Mnottertail….din din dint! Here's the next /s' beware! mnottertail BCNU MO: He is disguised as a gentleman farmer, I mean come on folks, look at him, clean cut, nice button down shirt, big innocent eyes gazing at you all innocently. Don’t fall for it. It is a heinous trap the likes of which one cannot imagine. Have you seen his sweet vanilla cone? Ever wonder why at 27779 posts he asked to go back to an ice cream cone? Can you guess what nefarious purpose lies behind his playful character Hup The Fool? Boobs, Ladies, Boobs, the bigger the better, but any size will do. You Ladies are what he is secretly raising in his barn. You will be bred, fed a strict diet of tube steak, then hooked up to milking machines and be milked daily. That is correct; Mnottertail owns and operates Ron’s frozen Custard. He concocts frozen treats from subbie milk then pawns it off on unsuspecting consumers in Minnesota, all the while chuckling with perverted glee as they enjoy his icky stickies. Beware this incubus in disguise, under his hood that apparent binary code floating around is subliminal messages “eat more ice cream, suck more cock, come to Minnesota, worship Beelzebub” you get the gist of it. Never ever look under the hood! Fellow cm members, if you do not believe me, witness the evidence; He has already ensorcelled poor poise, just search for the thread “Ode To Ron’s Ice cream Cone”. [image]local://upfiles/1132733/0483625322774A29A6397622D011C2FF.gif[/image]

LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 6:26:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ ..but ..but ..I like black. Clothes. and fingernail polish. [image]local://upfiles/1044097/C5B38863BB0C4119977CEA84A9781F26.jpg[/image] seconded. speaking of... i really should paint my nails.

WyldHrt -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 6:45:04 PM)
quote: Sure thing my lil sweet chickpea, you're such a sweet, humble, servile and loving lil sweet thang I think I shall take you to church Tuesday thru Sunday, twice on Monday. Looks up from calculating the amount of tanned hide one can get from a troll Did you say something, Darling? [sm=evil.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 6:47:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: Sure thing my lil sweet chickpea, you're such a sweet, humble, servile and loving lil sweet thang I think I shall take you to church Tuesday thru Sunday, twice on Monday. Looks up from calculating the amount of tanned hide one can get from a troll Did you say something, Darling? [sm=evil.gif] gulp Um... er... uh... nope. I am sure it was SyntheticTroll. SLURP~

soul2share -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 7:55:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant ~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~ Lordy, you still telling tht old story? Innocent, my ass! I seem to remember conversations about leather gloves.....getting us all hot and bothered, and then just walking away laughing, reveling in our pain and suffering. I, however, am truly an living angel....

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 8:10:34 PM)
This is so thoroughly entertaining. [:D]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 8:34:07 PM)
soul2share Deranged Yet another of John Walsh's wet dream girls here. Come one John, ya gotta come out eventually. MO: She posses as an every day run of the mill librarian (Her Name is Dotty) girl, but do not let the demure demeanor fool you. She is one of the most cunning black widows of our time with machinations so Machiavellian I shudder to think of them. She lures potential D's into her web of lies, trickery and deceit through intellectual rhetoric. Always meeting at the, presumably,. innocent public library. Once lured into the trap, reminiscent of the nefarious Lucretia Borgia, she hands the potential D a copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius Antonius that is treated with a debilitating contact poison and smiles; whispering "This thing, what is it in itself, in its own constitution? What is its substance and material? and what its causal nature or form?" I don't know about you boys and girls, but that is some stone cold shit to say to someone as the poison slowly paralyzes you. If you see Soul2Share please call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/A699EDA6D1CC474DB6EC5A2C392400FF.gif[/image]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 8:35:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant ~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~ Lordy, you still telling tht old story? Innocent, my ass! I seem to remember conversations about leather gloves.....getting us all hot and bothered, and then just walking away laughing, reveling in our pain and suffering. I, however, am truly an living angel.... I want to hear more about those gloves....hmmm...slick cool leather caressing the side of your face right before that hand wraps itself in your hair.......

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 8:39:08 PM)
I thought someone called... wipes sweat from forehead, scared I had to deal with the giant thing the troll posesses Thank God I'm still an angelic and twe domme. M

KMsAngel -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:16:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant ~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~ Lordy, you still telling tht old story? Innocent, my ass! I seem to remember conversations about leather gloves.....getting us all hot and bothered, and then just walking away laughing, reveling in our pain and suffering. I, however, am truly an living angel.... tsktsktsk you two - you really ought to stop trying those old chestnuts. not only do you post too often and too licentiously, but neither of you can claim the name - c'mon, just put your false halo's down and stop trying to imitate. i'm flattered and all, but we all know who the angel is [:)]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:36:46 PM)
Fellow Submissives here is the next D you should be warned about; kc692 Weal Twue Mistwess Just look at her, blond, beautiful, a charismatic smile as I’ve ever seen. Yet Buyer Beware, behind that gentle grin lurks a sadist of epic proportions. If you traced her family tree you would find that the Marquis de Sade was her several times great grandfather. While Elizabeth Bathory is actually her distantly removed great grandmother. After careful research we discovered that, in fact, in the late 16th century Marco de Sade escaped Hungary with his bastard child, born in secret to Countess Bathory in tow. Whilst the Marquis de Sade was imprisoned in France he fathered a child on another inmate, Serafina Masoch, later in history nature took its course and produced the family line of kc692. MO: This Professional succubus lures you into a marvelously appointed luxury home with a seemingly innocuous open house invitation. KC692 presents a well dressed appearance giving you a perception of cool calm professionalism (Let’s not speak of her TRUE profession). At this point, run, flee, for if you fail to do so, abandon all hope! For you see the raging internal conflict of her contrary heritage has slowly driven her to the brink, fueling her sadism to a furious inferno. The secretly installed bars come clanging down, sealing all exits, you are trapped, at her nonexistent mercy. The moment is upon you, the courtly attire is ripped away revealing tight black and red leather covering her torso, elbow length dragon gloves with wickedly sharp titanium claws visible at their tips. It is rumored that her victims are later discovered with the flesh peeled from their quivering bodies. Currently the FBI profilers are of the opinion that she performs this ritual of abuse and degradation in order to vicariously strip the ancestral maso from her blood. You Have Been Warned!!!!!!! [image]local://upfiles/1132733/70DA7DD27AEE40BF8017E11C87BF4276.jpg[/image]

soul2share -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:45:17 PM)
Why my sweet Troll...you MUST be talking about my Evil Twin...... [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/bokmal.gif[/image] see how innocent I am? Mild mannered, meek, just a quiet little book lover........ MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:46:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share Why my sweet Troll...you MUST be talking about my Evil Twin...... [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/bokmal.gif[/image] see how innocent I am? Mild mannered, meek, just a quiet little book lover........ MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!! Yes Misses Durden, you told us you would say that. SLURP~

soul2share -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:47:57 PM)
Just for you Angel! [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/angdevsmiley.gif[/image]

KMsAngel -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:04:36 PM)
your self portrait, soul? kinda cute, have to say [;)]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:15:02 PM)
Heya Hiya all my felow cm members. Surely a few more of you all have a cautionary tale to tell about the dark side of the dangerous D types and the slippery secrecretly sly S types in here, the funhouse...um...looney bin...shit....rubber room......this zoo that is our home, collarme.. This thread is so we can all be aware and warned of the many dangers lurking here. Surely there is a secret story behind S2S's cute emoticon... Or Bita's so seemingly cute quip about bloodletting.... KMsangel, surely you have a story to share....

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:11:49 PM)
LillyBoPeep Wicked John Walsh was no help with this elusive little minx. We had to go all out to interpol for the dirt on this girly. Only Austin Powers could give us clues to this mystery. MO: LillyBoPeep aka, WolfInSheepsClothing, aka, SlySpyGirl has an Interpol record miles long. She has been connected to such terrorist agencies as: Ar International, headed by the dreaded Ar twins, Arpig and ArSwine. Cracking that organization has been a challenge cuz of their super evil ninja girl code name: Jennislut. Always the intellectual temptress, much like Scheherazade and her 1001 tales, she lures her unsuspecting D's into breathtaking tales of sexual satisfaction and leaves them on a cliff hanger until, compelled by lust and curiosity, they agree to a face to face meet. Of course her victims feel safe and secure, the meet is always at the presidential rose garden. This seductress uses her feminine whiles to lure her victim in for a kiss, whispering softly; "a kiss can be deadly if you mean it." Little did they know it was all too true. Our sultry beauty coats her lips in a contact poison that makes her victims helpless puppets for her diabolism. Using mind control techniques that the CIA said she learned in the Himalayans, however Austin Powers said she acquired them from staring at goats, maybe sheep, she uses her marionette to steal sensitive information from world powers and deliver them to DR. Evils heir apparent, NocturnalStalker. If you have seen LillyBoPeep call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/76B8DE4B48AD4B8E951D4A3778F46A7B.jpg[/image]

NocturnalStalker -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:18:31 PM)
NocturnalStalker bows to no man!

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:21:12 PM)
Just women heh?! I knew there was something about you. [:D] M

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