RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK

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SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 12:40:59 AM)
Oh good grief! I've got to leave you alone, before I find myself asking... * So, how much?!**

NocturnalStalker -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 12:43:16 AM)
For you, I'll give a "free sample" to. ;)

CalifChick -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 8:08:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen LOL, I know, right. They still haz fingers, tongues and the best sex organ of all, BRAINS! I tried to bang someone's brains... well, he was bald, and we all know how humpable bald heads are, and, uh... brains! YEAH, BRAINS! Cali

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 9:06:20 AM)
I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit. Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear. I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot. But it's just never enough. [X(]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 9:55:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit. Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear. I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot. But it's just never enough. [X(] Ummm....Poohbear...I loves ya but.........

sunshinemiss -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 10:01:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Hm...I could charge money for photos... Or go into male-stripping... So much options! "Options" is a countable noun. With countable nouns, we use "many". However, "much" is used for non countable nouns... like "sex". So much sex. Or love. Or both, so much sex and love. Do you feel brought down a peg or two? I try so muchly. [:)]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 10:18:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit. Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear. I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot. But it's just never enough. [X(] Ummm....Poohbear...I loves ya but......... Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? [;)] It's nuffin but the troooof yanno?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 11:22:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker Hm...I could charge money for photos... Or go into male-stripping... So much options! "Options" is a countable noun. With countable nouns, we use "many". However, "much" is used for non countable nouns... like "sex". So much sex. Or love. Or both, so much sex and love. Do you feel brought down a peg or two? I try so muchly. [:)] I'll turn a blind eye to your improper sentences, or the period being placed outside the quotations as opposed to properly being placed inside. I'll let you win this time. ;)

LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 11:22:08 AM)
the contact poison was a nice touch. =p i was born with my powers; i was awesome from minute one, mmkay?

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:20:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit. Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear. I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot. But it's just never enough. [X(] Poobear, yah know I luvs yah, but exactly what are you innocent of? Luring us in with your hunny pot into the forest and all. [:D] Hyas cute hen, sorry I got distracted by evil dark one (NocturnalStalker), who professed to bow down, all the while kicking and screaming. [8\|] M

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:29:19 PM)
IronBear Deranged Handsome Gent, isn’t he, with that silver hair and that Oh so sunny winning smile. Currently a resident of Beenleigh, Qld, Australia, this is not his true place of origin, sadly in truth this is not even his true planet of origin. Bred from the illustrious loins of Bosk on a female arena fighting slave, he grew up in the fighting pits of Port Kar. As he grew into a massively thewed young man his renown for dealing perfect death and destruction spread to Ar. Young IronBear was sold to an Arena Master to fight in the Gladiatorial Arena of Ar. IronBear fought many a mighty opponent, never failing to emerge victorious, that is, until he faced the Panther Girl, Neets. There was an F word involved but it was not fighting. Slaying the guards, fighting their way through the ravening disappointed mob, they fled side by side disappearing into the forest. Bravely the couple made their way to the Sardar mountains where their love and integrity so impressed the Priest King Misk that he granted IronBear the status of an Urbar, freed the Lady Neets and apprenticed Iron Bear to the way of the Nest, granting him also the status of Dar (priest). On their first slave raid to Counter Gor (Earth) they abandoned their mission, slew their compatriots and exploded the space vessel that brought them across the dark depths of space. MO: Unable to get the slave trade out of their blood, Iron Bear and Neets plotted and planned, finally establishing Bruin Cottage as a comfortable Bed and Breakfast. They lure unsuspecting guests with offers of deeply discounted rates and free high tea. Beware the tea, once you awaken from your strange little nap, you’ll discover you are clapped in irons with a large mark burned into your thigh. Whilst using you for their pleasures the worst is to come. You will be trained to be the perfect Victorian Service Slave, THEN, you will be forced to be edumakated, YES, horrors, you shall learn your ABC’s and 123’s. Spankame Street with that horrid gay Dom/Dom couple Burt and Ernie has NOTHING on these two. [image]local://upfiles/1132733/0E8AEF7BF24C473EBE13183392F2C6B5.jpg[/image]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:29:23 PM)
BitaTruble Deranged BitaTruble is not all that she appears; in a multi-agency effort with the C.I.A., S.E.T.I. and P&R conspiracy nuts we have, at last, learned her Weal and Twue name: loQ loQ aD Seng. MO: BitaTrubles agenda has never been real clear. She has lured many D's, primary tactics unknown-- the only survivor gave us cryptic answers between bouts of maniacal lunacy and severe shock treatment, into what we believed to be a human organ trafficking ring. Later we discovered that she had been using her unsurpassed hacking skills to skim off fractional cent interest earnings into an Austrian account. This is what we know: The survivor was missing a kidney and charges to the victims credit card were made at a wine emporium. The victim indicated that he met BitaTrouble, aka loQ loQ aD Seng, and she was performing as a full service slave. She quietly whispered in his ear: qamuSHa' and struck him in the lower back rendering him helpless. She stood over him triumphantly shouting "Dujeychugh jagh nIv yItuHQo!" That is when he noticed the knife and slipped into unconsciousness. Had it not been for the valiant efforts of Arswine, who had been stalking her for her collection of fuzzy socks, who knows what would have happened to him. She made off with his kidney, credit card and, oddly enough, his fuzzy wool socks. The picture below is merely a clue, if you have seen BitaTruble call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/6F73A9D6645F4B4CAC53D9A6AEDE0864.jpg[/image]

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:40:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll BitaTruble Deranged BitaTrubles agenda has never been real clear. She has lured many D's, primary tactics unknown-- the only survivor gave us cryptic answers between bouts of maniacal lunacy and severe shock treatment, into what we believed to be a human organ trafficking ring. Later we discovered that she had been using her unsurpassed hacking skills to skim off fractional cent interest earnings into an Austrian account. This is what we know: The survivor was missing a kidney and charges to the victims credit card were made at a wine emporium. The victim indicated that he met BitaTrouble, aka loQ loQ aD Seng, and she was performing as a full service slave. LOL, You're not supposed to be selling out Bita with real information, are you? The stories are supposed to be fictional right? [&:] M

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:43:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll BitaTruble Deranged BitaTrubles agenda has never been real clear. She has lured many D's, primary tactics unknown-- the only survivor gave us cryptic answers between bouts of maniacal lunacy and severe shock treatment, into what we believed to be a human organ trafficking ring. Later we discovered that she had been using her unsurpassed hacking skills to skim off fractional cent interest earnings into an Austrian account. This is what we know: The survivor was missing a kidney and charges to the victims credit card were made at a wine emporium. The victim indicated that he met BitaTrouble, aka loQ loQ aD Seng, and she was performing as a full service slave. LOL, You're not supposed to be selling out Bita with real information, are you? The stories are supposed to be fictional right? [&:] M Um... fictional... yeah, that's it... fictional, yep, yep you bet ya! SLURP~

BitaTruble -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:55:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Later we discovered that she had been using her unsurpassed hacking skills to skim off fractional cent interest earnings into an Austrian account. Hey.. Girls gotta keep up the credit rating in this econ, yanno? quote: This is what we know: The survivor was missing a kidney and charges to the victims credit card were made at a wine emporium. I only have the one functioning kidney so I don't think anyone would begrudge me looking for a spare but I take exception to the wine.. I don't do whine! quote: That is when he noticed the knife and slipped into unconsciousness. I have never denied my penchant for knife play and blood sports. They do hand in hand quite often. [8D] quote: Had it not been for the valiant efforts of Arswine, who had been stalking her for her collection of fuzzy socks, who knows what would have happened to him. She made off with his kidney, credit card and, oddly enough, his fuzzy wool socks. The picture below is merely a clue, if you have seen BitaTruble call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/6F73A9D6645F4B4CAC53D9A6AEDE0864.jpg[/image] Okay, I get the rest.. I've written enough about all that stuff on the forums.. but how in the hell did you know about the socks???

SorceressJ -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:59:01 PM)
bawls laughing [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 5:59:48 PM)
Q: quote: Okay, I get the rest.. I've written enough about all that stuff on the forums.. but how in the hell did you know about the socks??? A: quote: Our resident P&R conspiracy nuts. Ya know everyone is going to bug the hell out of you till you translate that stuff, right? SLURP~

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 6:32:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit. Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear. I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot. But it's just never enough. [X(] Poobear, yah know I luvs yah, but exactly what are you innocent of? Luring us in with your hunny pot into the forest and all. [:D] I'm innocent of all I tells ya, all. And I only take people into the deep dark forest, past the 100 acres woods. But i swear they follow willingly, uh huh, yup, that's my story and I'm stickin to it. [8D]

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 6:38:36 PM)
Hmm, I think Bita must have a crew of apprentice sock thieves, which does finally answer that age old question oof where the hell my socks disappear to when I do the laundry. WinD

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 7:14:06 PM)
tiggerspoohbear honeypaws Another one CM's ten most wanted, come on John you're killing me here man... come on out, no one will say anything. tiggerspoohbear, aka honeypaws, aka Frau Immer Ehrlich is the real life, eternal, subject found in the Kinder- und Hausmärchen stories. Do not be fooled, this /s is DANGEROUS! MO: Frau Immer Ehrlich lures her unsuspecting victims in with the promise of glittery cakes and other confectionery delights. One of her favorite tactics is to behave badly and be in need of many spankins and harsh discipline... this is the bait... D's BEWARE! We have many links that follow Frau Immer Ehrlich's rampage of horror. Here is her cozy little cottage rumored to be tucked away in N. America. Victim #1: MasterFerSpanks Victim #2: HardNetMaster Victim #3: RastaMaster4Slut Victim #4: CaliDomme4hunnySlut Victim #5: LazyPreggoD4serv/s Victim #6: Arpiglet And let us not forget this victim If you see tiggerspoohbear do not accept any goodies and call 1-800-SCR-EWED [image]local://upfiles/389122/D250692FC051486FB5F00F8D686F58A2.jpg[/image]

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