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0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/19/2011 7:35:45 PM)
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SorceressJ
Evil
A lovely redhead, often to be found on the I Admit thread dispensing hugs and Blessed Be’s to those in need. Apparently fond of her better half, and an unnamed sub as well as beer.
Fellow posters please note, earlier in this thread she posted “I like black. Clothes. and fingernail polish”, this set off the investigation. After contacting all four members of Ghostbusters and following their lead, this is what we discovered.
SorceressJ is indeed a Preistess, yes indeed, of CTHULHU! Well to my mind that explains all the black, especially the nail polish, she is hiding those seaweed green claws she possesses.
MO: Posing as a normal vanilla woman SorceressJ can often be found haunting Beer Gardens, especially those by the waterfronts. Laughing, showing off those awesome boobies(see below) she lures her victims by alluding to the fact that she is a Goddess worshiper, a High Priestess able to bestow many intriguing blessings. To the male victims she offers restored virility and Troll sized penises. To the oft confused and abused young women she offers to restore their virginity, thereby allowing them to auction off on Ebay, giving them a fresh start in life.
BEWARE! Do not fall for these false promises. Calmly holding her victims hand she leads them to a cliff top overlooking the ocean. Gently she binds them to the stone altar while reassuring the helpless sacrifice it is all part of the ceremony.
This is a daily ritual for her. You see gentle readers, SorceressJ suffers from early onset Alzheimers, she wakes up every day thinking it is October 31st, Samhain. So she proceeds to pursue a victim to sacrifice to the greatest of the Old Dark Gods, CTHULHU.
Ripping off the victims clothes she rakes their helpless nude bodies with her claws, drawing blood to bring her beloved God up from the depths. Climbing upon the altar she rides their bound upturned faces promising mercy if they satisfy her monstrous lust.
Alas, it is an empty hope, just as the wicked priestess reaches the penultimate crescendo CTHULHU rises and consumes his sacrifice, only leaving a poor shriveled penis or a flaccid pair of breasts for the police department to identify the remains by.
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