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LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/20/2011 10:37:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Don't believe a word of it!  They found her in a Turkish harem.  He sold her to the Pasha after he'd had his way with her.


Yet another rumor to besmirch my ANCIENT ancestor... yep, ancient ancestor, he was a knight of the round table ya know... Sir Slurpsalot.

Slurp~



for some reason, this post got me thinking about the episode of Metalocalypse where they awaken Mustakrakish, some kind of Finnish lake troll. =p
http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/awaken-mustakrakish.html

anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming...




Termyn8or -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/20/2011 11:01:44 PM)

I remember of all things an episode of the Simpsons. They're on a spaceship and they find a book :

HOW TO COOK
FOR
HUMANS

Blow a little dust off and it says :

HOW TO COOK
FORTY
HUMANS

Then another little blow it says :

HOW TO COOK
FOR FORTY
HUMANS

It didn't help when the cook muttered "This will give the humans the perfect flavor"

T^T




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/20/2011 11:48:21 PM)

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Termyn8or
HOW TO COOK
FOR
HUMANS

Blow a little dust off and it says :

HOW TO COOK
FORTY
HUMANS
That's funny Termy.[:D]

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
Surly my wee winky doesn't frighten a big ol Domme type like you M.

Sir SlurpsAlot from CameAlot
Slurp~

Damn right it scares me, don't twy to twick me. I only look big, and ain't taking chances, since unNatural birth, turned out to be an impossible challenge.
*hides in the closet until someone more bad can stand between the troll and me* M




Termyn8or -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/20/2011 11:51:17 PM)

Hold on I'll get my wetsuit.

T^T




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/20/2011 11:59:43 PM)

Wait, is that to save me from the troll, or to save yourself from me?




0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 5:15:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kc692


Dammit, I been sitting here so nice and quiet, not even posting much anymore, luring, I mean (koff) interviewing vic....I mean subs, and now ya gonna put me back about 10 vic......I mean applicants!!![;)]


It is that smile.....those eyes.........can't resist..................

Oh........prettyyy.........where was that open house again?

Damn it.....must resist........be goodd.........the VAA has dibbss.....

Use the Hen power...look away...too late........Yes Mistress??????????




Marc2b -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 6:24:29 AM)

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Dayum. Isn't it hard to squeeze pimples on your own ass? I thought that's what friends were for!


With a slightly longer than usual fingernail and a little practice you can do it one handed. [8D]




SorceressJ -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 10:15:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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Dayum. Isn't it hard to squeeze pimples on your own ass? I thought that's what friends were for!


With a slightly longer than usual fingernail and a little practice you can do it one handed. [8D]


..the things I learn here, I tell ya.. [&:]




kalikshama -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 12:36:21 PM)

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You should try having minions, they're awesome.. More is definitely better. )O(


[image]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/17/128714311177315353.jpg[/image]




LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 2:50:05 PM)

holy cripes that is so cool ^_^




SorceressJ -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 4:15:07 PM)

[8D]

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dreamofthemoon -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 4:37:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

holy cripes that is so cool ^_^

*agrees!* [:-] [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/21/2011 10:38:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

Hold on I'll get my wetsuit.

T^T


YAYYYY, Termy has a girlfriend who squirts!

What?......did I miss something here.......




outhere69 -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/22/2011 4:19:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b
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Dayum. Isn't it hard to squeeze pimples on your own ass? I thought that's what friends were for!

With a slightly longer than usual fingernail and a little practice you can do it one handed. [8D]

..the things I learn here, I tell ya.. [&:]

Yeah.  Some of them are troubling to the mind, too!




CreativeDominant -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/25/2011 11:54:00 AM)


*thinks that tis a good thing to come back and follow up on this after things had cooled. Imagine...Me...ME!!!... as a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde type (drinks from beaker)...when I am the most angelic, pure-of-voice, innocent of wickedness type here (fingers head of walking stick))*




0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/25/2011 12:27:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


*thinks that tis a good thing to come back and follow up on this after things had cooled. Imagine...Me...ME!!!... as a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde type (drinks from beaker)...when I am the most angelic, pure-of-voice, innocent of wickedness type here (fingers head of walking stick))*


Having seen recent photos of parts of your anatomy, I'd say yes, you just might be turning into Mr.Hide!

Now I'm just wondering what other part of you is going to turn purple and red...........




LaTigresse -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/25/2011 1:07:25 PM)

So here I am. Sitting at my desk at work......10 minutes of actual work and two hours in which to do it. (aside from supervising the hanging of our new 42 inch television...).

A customer comes in for the other company. Something about him is tickling my brain. Then it comes to me!!!!!!!!

Dude looks like PeeWee Herman!!!!!!!!!

I almost blurted out "I'm Sorry! I'm Sorrrryyyy!!! I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sssssssssssssooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then wasn't sure it was a very good idea......[:D]




0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/25/2011 9:24:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Dude looks like PeeWee Herman!!!!!!!!!

I almost blurted out "I'm Sorry! I'm Sorrrryyyy!!! I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sssssssssssssooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then wasn't sure it was a very good idea......[:D]



LMAO........you have better retraint than I.




KMsAngel -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/25/2011 10:52:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
*thinks that tis a good thing to come back and follow up on this after things had cooled. Imagine...Me...ME!!!... as a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde type (drinks from beaker)...when I am the most angelic, pure-of-voice, innocent of wickedness type here (fingers head of walking stick))*

Having seen recent photos of parts of your anatomy, I'd say yes, you just might be turning into Mr.Hide!
Now I'm just wondering what other part of you is going to turn purple and red...........

y'know, i had vinegar in that there beaker, cd. was for cleaning your tin halo! feeling all right?

hen, purple and red? it's not going to fall off is it?? oh wait, that might be green - oh no! ft! someone should administer first aid to ft's green thing!!

*watches hen get all confuzzled as to who to administer to first* [:D]




0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/26/2011 3:57:08 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant
*thinks that tis a good thing to come back and follow up on this after things had cooled. Imagine...Me...ME!!!... as a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde type (drinks from beaker)...when I am the most angelic, pure-of-voice, innocent of wickedness type here (fingers head of walking stick))*

Having seen recent photos of parts of your anatomy, I'd say yes, you just might be turning into Mr.Hide!
Now I'm just wondering what other part of you is going to turn purple and red...........

y'know, i had vinegar in that there beaker, cd. was for cleaning your tin halo! feeling all right?

hen, purple and red? it's not going to fall off is it?? oh wait, that might be green - oh no! ft! someone should administer first aid to ft's green thing!!

*watches hen get all confuzzled as to who to administer to first* [:D]



Ssshhhhh........The green guys thing is naturally green, it is those star shaped gold speckles that have me worried about it.

LMAO.........CD's being overdoing the Dr.Jekel thing and got injured in the process......don't think the injured member is gonna fall off but it will be swollen and painful for a bit.




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