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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:26:46 PM   
NocturnalStalker


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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit.  Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear.  I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot.  But it's just never enough.  

Poobear, yah know I luvs yah, but exactly what are you innocent of? Luring us in with your hunny pot into the forest and all.

Hyas cute hen, sorry I got distracted by evil dark one (NocturnalStalker), who professed to bow down, all the while kicking and screaming. M


I thought all the girls liked the bad ones?!


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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:35:45 PM   
0ldhen


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Evil

A lovely redhead, often to be found on the I Admit thread dispensing hugs and Blessed Be’s to those in need. Apparently fond of her better half, and an unnamed sub as well as beer.

Fellow posters please note, earlier in this thread she posted “I like black. Clothes. and fingernail polish”, this set off the investigation. After contacting all four members of Ghostbusters and following their lead, this is what we discovered.

SorceressJ is indeed a Preistess, yes indeed, of CTHULHU! Well to my mind that explains all the black, especially the nail polish, she is hiding those seaweed green claws she possesses.

MO: Posing as a normal vanilla woman SorceressJ can often be found haunting Beer Gardens, especially those by the waterfronts. Laughing, showing off those awesome boobies(see below) she lures her victims by alluding to the fact that she is a Goddess worshiper, a High Priestess able to bestow many intriguing blessings. To the male victims she offers restored virility and Troll sized penises. To the oft confused and abused young women she offers to restore their virginity, thereby allowing them to auction off on Ebay, giving them a fresh start in life.

BEWARE! Do not fall for these false promises. Calmly holding her victims hand she leads them to a cliff top overlooking the ocean. Gently she binds them to the stone altar while reassuring the helpless sacrifice it is all part of the ceremony.

This is a daily ritual for her. You see gentle readers, SorceressJ suffers from early onset Alzheimers, she wakes up every day thinking it is October 31st, Samhain. So she proceeds to pursue a victim to sacrifice to the greatest of the Old Dark Gods, CTHULHU.

Ripping off the victims clothes she rakes their helpless nude bodies with her claws, drawing blood to bring her beloved God up from the depths. Climbing upon the altar she rides their bound upturned faces promising mercy if they satisfy her monstrous lust.

Alas, it is an empty hope, just as the wicked priestess reaches the penultimate crescendo CTHULHU rises and consumes his sacrifice, only leaving a poor shriveled penis or a flaccid pair of breasts for the police department to identify the remains by.







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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:38:45 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

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ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
I iz just a lil ole innocent PoohBear making her way through the 100 acres wood with Piglet, Owl and and Rabbit.  Tiggers is outies since he wasn't nice to da Bear.  I doez however haz hunny, and a hunny pot.  But it's just never enough.  

Poobear, yah know I luvs yah, but exactly what are you innocent of? Luring us in with your hunny pot into the forest and all.

Hyas cute hen, sorry I got distracted by evil dark one (NocturnalStalker), who professed to bow down, all the while kicking and screaming. M


I thought all the girls liked the bad ones?!



Lol, WE DO WE DO, hey sexy, did you get your "free sample" yet? Because you are going to share right? Right? Ok, at least describe the Dark Ones .....um...yeah...ok...magic wand to me.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:45:02 PM   
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Ya know everyone is going to bug the hell out of you till you translate that stuff, right?

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[Shit] jIH ta'ta' ghobe' Sov vetlh ghaH jatlhta' tlhIngan

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:51:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* (make it stawp) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHsnerkHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgasp!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..*

Thank you, Aylee. When my Lord comes to rule this world, you shall be spared.
Actually, you're almost right Hen, except for the part about the "other half" being my sub..
Right now I have a cat laying behind me in my comp chair, preparing to give birth to more minions..

You should try having minions, they're awesome.. More is definitely better. )O(

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:55:37 PM   
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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:58:41 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Alright, so i like dark. Dark chocolate, yummm!

And black, too. Black lace, black forest cake, black licorice, and black cats.

But, no, i'm not ebil. i am most definitely one of the innocent ones.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 7:59:00 PM   
0ldhen


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA* (make it stawp) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHsnerkHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgasp!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..*

Thank you, Aylee. When my Lord comes to rule this world, you shall be spared.
Actually, you're almost right Hen, except for the part about the "other half" being my sub..
Right now I have a cat laying behind me in my comp chair, preparing to give birth to more minions..

You should try having minions, they're awesome.. More is definitely better. )O(


Sorry SJ, that was a typo, it has been repaired, sooo spare me too?

Minions, Lol, I haz 3 who is flown the coop, and 3 furry ones as well, though honestly, I am the minion as far as they are concerned.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:00:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee


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Ya know everyone is going to bug the hell out of you till you translate that stuff, right?

SLURP~



[Shit] jIH ta'ta' ghobe' Sov vetlh ghaH jatlhta' tlhIngan


chaq... 'agh jIH vI- be'-Du'
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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:00:44 PM   
0ldhen


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And black, too. Black lace, black forest cake, black licorice, and black cats.




PoohBear...oh...PoohBear....I haz somebody here who wants CAKE!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:08:48 PM   
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And black, too. Black lace, black forest cake, black licorice, and black cats.




PoohBear...oh...PoohBear....I haz somebody here who wants CAKE!

Cake is... spankins in this instance? If it is, i'd lurve some, please!


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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:11:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Got any black coffee?   Not that I don't love cake and all, but...

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:29:47 PM   
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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:33:01 PM   
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How about some good old-school Tollhouse cookies?


Haz a fresh batch.

*whistles all innocent like, hoping no one notices MaxsGirl is missing*

Want some?

Slurp~


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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 8:53:22 PM   
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How about some good old-school Tollhouse cookies?


Haz a fresh batch.

*whistles all innocent like, hoping no one notices MaxsGirl is missing*

Want some?

Slurp~



The Troll ate my sister!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 9:15:36 PM   
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The Troll ate my sister!


There, there... it's okay... have a cookie.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 9:17:40 PM   
0ldhen


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Cake is... spankins in this instance? If it is, i'd lurve some, please!



Psssttttt...Dream...if ya wants spankins heres da secret, catch a mod or a VA on a thread and ask em very very politely and nicely.

This haz worked for me so often I haz lost count of how many I has comin but I bet they are keepin count. Only thing I'm sure of is VAA is first, oh and I haz to share with PoohBear.

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 3/19/2011 9:19:17 PM >

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 9:26:25 PM   
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Lol, WE DO WE DO, hey sexy, did you get your "free sample" yet? Because you are going to share right? Right? Ok, at least describe the Dark Ones .....um...yeah...ok...magic wand to me.
Yes, we do, as hen said; but you bad boys are a lot of work; it's a good thing you're cute.

Hen, I can't share that kind of thing, sorry dahling...
It would be like kissing and telling, wouldn't it? M

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 9:35:40 PM   
0ldhen


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Hen, I can't share that kind of thing, sorry dahling...
It would be like kissing and telling, wouldn't it? M




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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 10:23:13 PM   
0ldhen


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Got any black coffee?   Not that I don't love cake and all, but...



I brew mine with dark roast so strong it can walk itself to the cup. Come on down, I think I've a few of those Soylent Trollhouse cookies left.

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