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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 10:28:57 PM

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Got any black coffee? Not that I don't love cake and all, but...

I brew mine with dark roast so strong it can walk itself to the cup. Come on down, I think I've a few of those Soylent Trollhouse cookies left.

You monster!!!

*runs away*

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 10:39:14 PM

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Got any black coffee? Not that I don't love cake and all, but...

I brew mine with dark roast so strong it can walk itself to the cup. Come on down, I think I've a few of those Soylent Trollhouse cookies left.

You monster!!! *runs away*

Nope, she's a lil chicken... I am from Median.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/19/2011 10:48:17 PM

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Nope, she's a lil chicken... I am from Median.

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Hey you, Troll, I'm an armed and dangerous lil chicken. Stamps feet shakes wings pecks Troll on pecker and struts away.......

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:07:05 AM

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Troll peckers! The other white meat!

*delicious and nutritious, does NOT taste like chicken..*

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:36:53 AM

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And black, too. Black lace, black forest cake, black licorice, and black cats.

PoohBear...oh...PoohBear....I haz somebody here who wants CAKE!

I iz the Baker of Cakes. See? black forest cake, taken into the deep dark forest, do the math people. Why you think I live on 6 1/2 acres? All part of the 100 acre woods of course. MUAHAHA!!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:46:26 AM

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LOL 0ldhen....You might be on to something. Massengill should take notice. Snickerdoodle seems to be a far better flavor idea than Fresh Mountain Rain.

When you have finished making the Snickerdoodles send them to me and I will not tell on all of ya

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 11:14:41 AM

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Being a top notch professional, I have investigated all the claims and YES, they are all true.

Have you ever looked for something and didn’t see it even though it is right under your nose? Well, in my course of investigation, it seems you all missed one very important warning that needs to be posted.

Be Warned: FukinTroll

Helloooo people, he’s a troll! Do I really need to say more? I can't believe none of you posted about him yet.

This dangerous predator is among a race of supernatural beings, sometimes conceived as giants and sometimes as dwarfs, inhabiting caves or subterranean dwellings. In particular, investigation reveals this one’s preference for living under bridges.

Originally troll meant "creature that walks clumsily," and derives from “truzlan” or ‘truzlanan’. But “trolldomr” has been generalized as a supernatural word, “to charm, bewitch”, "witchcraft." You have all seen how charming he can be on these very forums!!!

Further, investigation tells us this troll is the most dangerous of all, a “troll-bull”. . Old sagas tell of the horrible and despicable things this under-bridge dweller has commited upon woman after woman using them in his Lappish magic rites.

The first record of this particular troll is from a court document in the Shetlands, regarding a certain Catherine, who, among other things, was accused of "airt and pairt of witchcraft and sorcerie, in hanting and seeing the Trollis ryse out of the kyrk yeard of Hildiswick." We all know what happened to poor Catherine!

You have been warned!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 11:25:05 AM

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Lappish magic rites.

No, no, no. I'ts Slurpish magic rites. This Troll does not lap, he slurps. There's a difference yanno?

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 12:23:01 PM

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We all know what happened to poor Catherine!

I didn't do nuthin to her. She uh... um... joined a convent. Maybe it was the circus... THA DNA WILL PROVE NUTHIN!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 12:26:26 PM

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I mean... *clears muh throat* that whole ordeal with my ancient ancestors is all in the past. It was, after all, a big misunderstanding and I think they found her in Tibet. She went there for 7 years er sumthin... and went on to do missionary work after that along the Silk Road... go ask Gingus what happened, I bet he knows.

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ETA: Kindly disregard post #129. It was the cat... he is plotting against me.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 12:29:48 PM

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Don't believe a word of it! They found her in a Turkish harem. He sold her to the Pasha after he'd had his way with her.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 12:33:26 PM

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Don't believe a word of it! They found her in a Turkish harem. He sold her to the Pasha after he'd had his way with her.

Yet another rumor to besmirch my ANCIENT ancestor... yep, ancient ancestor, he was a knight of the round table ya know... Sir Slurpsalot.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 12:37:14 PM

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Catherine. Wasn't she that chick out on the moors looking for that troll named Heathcliff..?
Anyways, hush about harem life. It.. stirs memories. *nods and goes to look for a snickerdoodle*

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 1:32:48 PM

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We all know what happened to poor Catherine!

I didn't do nuthin to her. She uh... um... joined a convent. Maybe it was the circus... THA DNA WILL PROVE NUTHIN!

Slurp~

Ya right. . . I'm sure she was that way when you found her???

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 3:37:09 PM

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We all know what happened to poor Catherine!

I didn't do nuthin to her. She uh... um... joined a convent. Maybe it was the circus... THA DNA WILL PROVE NUTHIN!
Slurp~

Ya right. . . I'm sure she was that way when you found her???

Yah mean, parted like the red sea, completely ravaged, and gasping for air, and pleading for help from the villagers in the Shetlands?! That's what I read from the papers back than, and know I'd keep a safe distance from that troll.

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 4:02:05 PM

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Surly my wee winky doesn't frighten a big ol Domme type like you M.

Sir SlurpsAlot from CameAlot

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:11:35 PM

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IETA: Kindly disregard post #129. It was the cat... he is plotting against me.

What ? It was not me! The Troll is sore about having his pecker pecked!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:20:49 PM

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Damn it Hen, it is against the TOS to post pics of handsome men... WE CANNOT ALLOW THE TROLLS THUNDER TO BE STOLEN NOR DISPUTED!

SLURP~

So get in line to spank me already......you can be after 21, or Rho, or VAA, or Omega, or, XI,.........no wait a minute, VAA is first....

mmmmmm.......I IS a Happy Happy girl........

Thanks ya on remembering who is first.....now to just get to where I can put my hands on your little feathers........

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:24:00 PM

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Damn it Hen, it is against the TOS to post pics of handsome men... WE CANNOT ALLOW THE TROLLS THUNDER TO BE STOLEN NOR DISPUTED!

SLURP~

So get in line to spank me already......you can be after 21, or Rho, or VAA, or Omega, or, XI,.........no wait a minute, VAA is first....

mmmmmm.......I IS a Happy Happy girl........

Thanks ya on remembering who is first.....now to just get to where I can put my hands on your little feathers........

Oh.....goodies! I 'll fly you here on my wings, promises!

I'll even feed you the cook cookies, no redheads in them at alll!

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RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK - 3/20/2011 10:29:26 PM

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Fellow Submissives here is the next D you should be warned about;

kc692
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Just look at her, blond, beautiful, a charismatic smile as I’ve ever seen. Yet Buyer Beware, behind that gentle grin lurks a sadist of epic proportions. If you traced her family tree you would find that the Marquis de Sade was her several times great grandfather. While Elizabeth Bathory is actually her distantly removed great grandmother.

After careful research we discovered that, in fact, in the late 16th century Marco de Sade escaped Hungary with his bastard child, born in secret to Countess Bathory in tow. Whilst the Marquis de Sade was imprisoned in France he fathered a child on another inmate, Serafina Masoch, later in history nature took its course and produced the family line of kc692.

MO: This Professional succubus lures you into a marvelously appointed luxury home with a seemingly innocuous open house invitation. KC692 presents a well dressed appearance giving you a perception of cool calm professionalism (Let’s not speak of her TRUE profession).

At this point, run, flee, for if you fail to do so, abandon all hope! For you see the raging internal conflict of her contrary heritage has slowly driven her to the brink, fueling her sadism to a furious inferno.

The secretly installed bars come clanging down, sealing all exits, you are trapped, at her nonexistent mercy. The moment is upon you, the courtly attire is ripped away revealing tight black and red leather covering her torso, elbow length dragon gloves with wickedly sharp titanium claws visible at their tips.

It is rumored that her victims are later discovered with the flesh peeled from their quivering bodies.

Currently the FBI profilers are of the opinion that she performs this ritual of abuse and degradation in order to vicariously strip the ancestral maso from her blood.

You Have Been Warned!!!!!!!

Dammit, I been sitting here so nice and quiet, not even posting much anymore, luring, I mean (koff) interviewing vic....I mean subs, and now ya gonna put me back about 10 vic......I mean applicants!!!

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