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FukinTroll -> CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 8:54:41 AM)
There are a number of dangerous predators on here masquerading as respectable D's or obedient little /s'. It is time form some buyer beware!!! And although it is a clear violation of the TOS to do this I will be using an ancient Trollish mind trick to make the Mods believe that this is a thread about darning socks. That said it is incumbent upon this community to share the truly horrific truths about the "Evil lurkers stalking us as potential prey". So D's it is not undomly for you to rat out those vile lil /s' and /s' it is time to spill your personal horror stories about the D.I.S.S. (D's In Satan's Service). I shall be brave and all Domly like and go first. _____________________________________________________ 0ldhen Corrupted Appears as a cute an cuddly chick. Do not be fooled, those are weapons strapped to the lil chick. She would lead you to believe those are merely tools of service that she uses for her bake goods. MO: Offers cookies, begs for spankins and has wild glitter parties. Lures unsuspecting D's and /s' into her clutches offering keys to her house. It is the Hotel Chick-afornia, you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave. A phenomenal cook, yes the cookies and other baked goods are delicious as well as her incomparable cooking skills. Her most prized possession is her ancient and ragged book "How to best serve man", it is not a D/s guide, it is a cookbook! She is a multi-orgasmic terror that thrives on cock worship, ruff sex and is a squirter of biblical proportions (Snorkel required). You have been warned! [image]local://upfiles/389122/7ECFF8C07A8D492DA42560CD4D4C4D0E.jpg[/image]

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 9:56:28 AM)
Here Trolley Trolley......I haz cookies......made with real red heads.......

ladynlord -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:16:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen Here Trolley Trolley......I haz cookies......made with real red heads....... Don't Do It Troll...it's a trap!!! But freshly baked cookies ARE hard to resist.

sexyred1 -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:19:37 AM)
I am very dangerous as well. But I cannot reveal my secrets with no incentive. However, here is a clue: I do not cook, so the danger lies elsewhere.

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:23:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll this is a thread about darning socks. And on that note I am naming names too! Posters beware Arswine Vanilla He is posing as a harmless vanilla sockpuppet, DO NOT be fooled by his seemingly innocent appearance. His torrid love affair with LambChop ended bitterly leaving him a broken and deranged maniac. MO: Lures /s' into his clutches by offering warm fuzzy socks. One of his criteria is that the /s must have their own collection of wwarm fuzzy socks and they must be brought to the first meeting, always a public place. He will slip Lasix into your drink and once you slip off to the bathroom he will snatch your warm fuzzy socks and run away merrily to molest them. You will receive various pics of your socks in various stages of torture but never a ransom offerd. Finally when the socks are whipped, beaten, broken and ewwww so crusty he will make a quick drive-by dumping them on your lawn for you to nurse them back to health. Please, if you value your foot health, stay away from this puppet, it is rumored that he is carrying foot fungus as well as plantars warts....... [image]local://upfiles/1132733/918C84E8ACBE4BA791C630803CB57F38.jpg[/image]

Phoenixpower -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 10:44:22 AM)
OMG Old chicken, thats hillarious [:D]

LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:04:22 AM)
Oldhen, that's hilarious. ^_^ socknapping!!!

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:19:26 AM)
Glad you showed up red, now it is time to put the low down on you! sexyred1 Divalicious Redhead This is one of our most dangerous preditors BEWARE! MO: Claims to be an unequaled multi-orgasmic cockworshiping slurpslut, a virtual diva in the field of man pleasing. She lures you in, innocently enough, through her sexy allure, delicious smile and her insurmountable libido-- that will make any D worth his salt want to rise to the challenge-- that no man can tame. A self proclaimed resident of Ashbury, once it comes to the face to face she will slip you a Micky-- who can resist her redheaded Irish charm-- and you wake up chained to the radiator in the basement deep in the Pine Barrens, a slave to her sexually sadistic iniquities. DO NOT let the area code fool you, it is a disposable phone. [image]local://upfiles/389122/94EF4345145D43529371E2620A5EC37C.jpg[/image]

LaTigresse -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:20:56 AM)
Oh Troll.......your creativity delights me!

favesclava -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:24:39 AM)
i'm innocent !!!! innocent i tell you !!!!! said in the meekest voice possible.

mistoferin -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:41:29 AM)
This thread is too funny! Wondering if I should wear my Girl Scout uniform to the red headed cooking making party?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:42:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin This thread is too funny! Wondering if I should wear my Girl Scout uniform to the red headed cooking making party? AWWW! ^_^

CreativeDominant -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:53:47 AM)
~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 11:54:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin This thread is too funny! Wondering if I should wear my Girl Scout uniform to the red headed cooking making party? Is you volunteering to be made inta cookies? I haz idea if we stuffs cookie dough in...um....yer...well, into you, the Troll might be tempted to eat ya...no....the dough, then we can sneak up behind him and hold him down...excuse me...needs a towel now........ Rho...I'll call you when I haz the Troll all roped an tied, you bring the tattoo gun an the gold ink... But if ya hurt him ya haz to promise to kiss it all better when yous done, ok?

Marc2b -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:01:40 PM)
Domiguy. He likes to come across as a "brotha'" who's all gansta and fighting the man. The bitter truth... he's a white boy, gansta wannabe, punk still living in his mother's basement who divides his time between CM, watching Star Trek Voyager DVD's (he has the hots for Captain Janeway), eating hot pockets, and squeezing the pimples on his scrawney white ass. I'm sorry Domi, but the truth must be told.

mistoferin -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:14:01 PM)
LOL 0ldhen....You might be on to something. Massengill should take notice. Snickerdoodle seems to be a far better flavor idea than Fresh Mountain Rain.

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:14:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant ~is glad that He IS so innocent...angelic even~ HA! You fell into my fox trap... well, it is a troll trap ya know, but it is still a fox in the Hen house sharpens my cake knife CreativeDominant Deranged CreativeDominant is quite an intriguing connundrum. DO NOT BE FOOLED! MO: CD is a doctor, more importantly he is doctor Jekel; the perfect gentelman, kind, caring, passionate and selfless. BUT HE DOES CHANGE into Mr. Hide! Mr. Hide the somthing in the where? Oh my... um... damn, need another towel. Back on track. crushes out my smoke Oh yeah, Mr. Hide; the uber evil, twisted nightmare from which there is no escape. He will hide you away and you will never return. He will force you into hide-n-seek, hide-the-sausage.... hide, hide, hide; you're caching a theme here right? The loving and caring Doctor Jekel will seduce you to colorful Colorado and then the transformation begins. It is rumored that he owns, perhaps it is Mr. Hide that owns, a large mining claim... hundreds of acres in the Rockies, full of old mines to hide you away in. Ladies BEWARE... you will be polishing his knob as well as the bike...and he will only feed you on a diet of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Well.....and of course....Mr.Hide's special serum..... [image]local://upfiles/1132733/6A9F25966063443C9D097745C8E64569.jpg[/image]

FukinTroll -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:20:43 PM)
Damn it Hen, it is against the TOS to post pics of handsome men... WE CANNOT ALLOW THE TROLLS THUNDER TO BE STOLEN NOR DISPUTED! SLURP~

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:36:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Snickerdoodle seems to be a far better flavor idea Ummm.....Erin...we's gonna be usin girl scouts ta stuff ya....shit...I mean cookies....ah helll........Lay Down, Spread yer legs and be quiet, we's tryin to trap us a Troll.

0ldhen -> RE: CM's so dark list it could be confused for BLACK (3/18/2011 12:39:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Damn it Hen, it is against the TOS to post pics of handsome men... WE CANNOT ALLOW THE TROLLS THUNDER TO BE STOLEN NOR DISPUTED! SLURP~ So get in line to spank me already......you can be after 21, or Rho, or VAA, or Omega, or, XI,.........no wait a minute, VAA is first.... mmmmmm.......I IS a Happy Happy girl........

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