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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:09:14 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:12:20 PM   
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*flaunts my new avatar*
Why is whenever somebody gets a new avatar all I see is the old one?


It's the cookies.  Hit refresh.

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:12:22 PM   
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Hmmm... NS, spiders is your kryptonite and redheads are mine. Odd imbalance there.

jus say'n

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The thing is, you can squash spiders but you can never squash a redhead.

But you could try.

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:13:32 PM   
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And whilst I can agree that they are fascinating...most of them I don't tolerate in my flat and I could never move to a country where they are in such a size





Camel spiders, anyone?



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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:13:39 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:15:58 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:20:26 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:22:04 PM   
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Hmmm... NS, spiders is your kryptonite and redheads are mine. Odd imbalance there.

jus say'n

Slurp~



The thing is, you can squash spiders but you can never squash a redhead.

But you could try.

Slurp!!


Silly lil Trollop, you don't squash redheads YOU POUND THEM TILL THEY SCREAM!

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:22:09 PM   
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that's it.

I'm done.  

Did not need to see that....  Did NOT need to see that. 

Heard the stories and saw some photos from my friend who got home from Iraq last year.  Did NOT NOT NOT need to see that....

Off to the cat thread.   yes...warm, cute fuzzy kitties....must go see photos of cute fuzzy kitties now....oh where's the eye bleach?

edited to add:  oh fucking thank you. bird spiders. lovely.
why did I click on this thread? what the fuck is wrong with me?  Nocturnal...this is ALL your fault.  I'm sleeping with the lights on.


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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:22:27 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:23:08 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:24:46 PM   
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And whilst I can agree that they are fascinating...most of them I don't tolerate in my flat and I could never move to a country where they are in such a size





Camel spiders, anyone?




they mentioned that one in this article, that such a camel spider is believed to have killed a dog...it came home with the family dad from his trip to helmand

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1615470.ece

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:25:51 PM   
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They are almost as scary as the spider in IT.

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:26:50 PM   
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they mentioned that one in this article, that such a camel spider is believed to have killed a dog...it came home with the family dad from his trip to helmand

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1615470.ece

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ummm....that thing is bigger than my carry-on bag.  How do you NOT notice a gigantic critter has hitch-hiked home with you?  Most airlines would charge that thing a fare!

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:28:03 PM   
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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:29:07 PM   
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they mentioned that one in this article, that such a camel spider is believed to have killed a dog...it came home with the family dad from his trip to helmand

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/article1615470.ece

I know why I can never have toooooooo many cats....I need them as defense mechanism in my life


ummm....that thing is bigger than my carry-on bag.  How do you NOT notice a gigantic critter has hitch-hiked home with you?  Most airlines would charge that thing a fare!



Maybe your carry on bag only hosts a toothbrush, whereas his also contained clothes, etc?

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:32:18 PM   
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those camel spiders are 2 feet long!!!  How does something that huge discreetly slip into a suitcase???   I'm not kidding...I think I'd drop dead of a heart attack, right then and there.

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:35:18 PM   
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I shared the photos with the other half. He started whimpering about having to go climb up Butterhead to get away from them. She has a habit of scaling him if she see any creepy-crawly. Including teeny-tiny ants. It is hilarious.

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:35:21 PM   
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Phoenix....

those camel spiders are 2 feet long!!!  How does something that huge discreetly slip into a suitcase???   I'm not kidding...I think I'd drop dead of a heart attack, right then and there.


2 fucking feet???

thanks, am off now.


good night (its half past four over here).

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RE: Let's Talk About Spiders. - 3/19/2011 9:37:21 PM   
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Phoenix....

those camel spiders are 2 feet long!!!  How does something that huge discreetly slip into a suitcase???   I'm not kidding...I think I'd drop dead of a heart attack, right then and there.


Um, no. There are a lot of urban legends about them. That photo is heavily zoomed in on. Camel spiders only grow up to about four-eight inches (including leg span) and they are technically not spiders, if that makes you feel any better.

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