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SailingBum -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 12:09:47 PM)

That einstein wife should have gotten credit for his famous theory. And he was a rat bastard to his children and wife. So in my book he was a total failure. I put a lot of weight in how a person treats his kids and how the kids turn out to determine how successful they are.

BadOne




myotherself -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 12:13:30 PM)

that farts really ARE funny! [:D]





kiwisub12 -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 1:28:03 PM)

That i have two twin nieces that i didn't know about - which proves that my brother really did have sex - at least once.[:D]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 2:15:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

OK, I have been thinking about this thread ever since it started, and I figured it would be a no brainer since I have learned lots of strange things over my half-century... but none of it really surprised me that much. The two things that really did surprise me are really pretty mundane.

1) People like me, in spite of myself.
and
2) My daughter tells all of her friends they should talk to me if they want good advice.



I hope some of her friends are boys because I need to know where you got that rockin' blue shirt.




sexyred1 -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 2:22:18 PM)

The most surprising thing to me is how my life turned out.

I was always told I was special in a good way when I was a child and growing up.

That was a lie. [:o]




needlesandpins -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 2:32:03 PM)

that i can make a damn good chocolate cake using mayo instead of eggs and butter

needles




Muttling -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 3:07:18 PM)

For me, it has always been "who" shares our kink.  I have many stories of surprise encounters with those who I presumed to be the most vanilla of folks.   (I was foolishly presumptuous.)


Here's my BEST story.......


We were having a get together at motel and had rented a conference room.   A few doors down, there was conference room rented for a lady's 75th birthday.   I was playing door guard to avoid freaking out the vanillas.

This very well dressed, older lady approaches.   Based on my presumption, I said "The birthday party is down there ma'am."   Her response...."YOUNG MAN, is this where the munch is meeting?"

....ummm......"yes"

"Then I will be going in here."

I'm not sure which of us got the bigger kick out of it, but I've been telling that story for years now.




Phoenixpower -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 3:46:01 PM)

That aromatherapy can work wonders [:)]

In 2008 I met a 76 year old woman at my workplace. She was paralysed neck down due to a spinal cord compression caused from the removal from a tumor in her back (if she would not have let removed it that tumor would have paralysed her she has been told). She got it removed and spinal cord compression sat in.

The NHS told her they cant do anything and she had to move in a nursing home as she was paralysed neck down. Needless to say she was depressed and had no idea that her situation was not meant to be forever. The Manager talked to her friends and asked them to talk her into trying out aromatherapy...they did sucessfully and it started....and there you go...after a while she could mover her fingers then after a few more sessions the hands and later the arms, followed by her legs...once she was fit enough to be taken serious again by the NHS she was referred to the OT who then worked with her for about 6-8 weeks afterwards then followed by the physiotherapist who worked with her for another 8-12 weeks and voila...when I left that employer she was able to walk with a stick.

Since then I learned not to dismiss aromatherapie and whilst in the past I considered folks who considered it great to be nuts, now I feel nuts when I try to convince folks who have family members who experienced a stroke to give it a go (if they are able to afford it).

A friend of mine had a stroke at home in the Caribean Islands, her treatment got delayed as airlines were reluctant to take her back to the UK. I paid for her 5 aromatherapy sessions and after her 4th or 5th session she texted me when I was in the cinema "newsflash, I can move my fingers" as on arm was affected a lot (in general she had a massive stroke). Therefore, something I never imagined to be possible, but I stand behind aromatherapy 100% [:)] Even when it has to be beared in mind that there is no guarantee that it will work as it doesn't work with everyone [:o]




needlesandpins -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 4:11:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

That aromatherapy can work wonders [:)]

In 2008 I met a 76 year old woman at my workplace. She was paralysed neck down due to a spinal cord compression caused from the removal from a tumor in her back (if she would not have let removed it that tumor would have paralysed her she has been told). She got it removed and spinal cord compression sat in.

The NHS told her they cant do anything and she had to move in a nursing home as she was paralysed neck down. Needless to say she was depressed and had no idea that her situation was not meant to be forever. The Manager talked to her friends and asked them to talk her into trying out aromatherapy...they did sucessfully and it started....and there you go...after a while she could mover her fingers then after a few more sessions the hands and later the arms, followed by her legs...once she was fit enough to be taken serious again by the NHS she was referred to the OT who then worked with her for about 6-8 weeks afterwards then followed by the physiotherapist who worked with her for another 8-12 weeks and voila...when I left that employer she was able to walk with a stick.

Since then I learned not to dismiss aromatherapie and whilst in the past I considered folks who considered it great to be nuts, now I feel nuts when I try to convince folks who have family members who experienced a stroke to give it a go (if they are able to afford it).

A friend of mine had a stroke at home in the Caribean Islands, her treatment got delayed as airlines were reluctant to take her back to the UK. I paid for her 5 aromatherapy sessions and after her 4th or 5th session she texted me when I was in the cinema "newsflash, I can move my fingers" as on arm was affected a lot (in general she had a massive stroke). Therefore, something I never imagined to be possible, but I stand behind aromatherapy 100% [:)] Even when it has to be beared in mind that there is no guarantee that it will work as it doesn't work with everyone [:o]


i use alternative therapies all the time. i had accupuncture on my shoulder after the top nerve specialist in the country told me there was nothing they could do. i had total muscle wastage and partial loss of use in the arm and virtually no grip. after 6 months of treatments things were starting to come right. i still have alot of problems with the nerve due to scar tissue on it, and while i still know there is a weakness compaired to before i'm still stronger than most women and alot of guys lol

i use alsorts with my pets. yes the placebo affect can effect us humans, granted, but the horse has no idea what you are giving it and how it's supposed to work. it still does though. i know of one mare who was due to be pts as she could barely weightbear at all in one leg. after accupuncture she is still being ridden.

needles




Phoenixpower -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 4:44:19 PM)

For my cats I use sometimes rescue remedy, so when they are limping after a fight outside or whatever the reason was that caused them limping, I cover their limping area in it and it helps them a lot not to limp anymore. However I never imagined that it can cause that much difference and am really greatful to have seen how much it can do.

Also when I worked as a live-in carer one of my clients had a wound on her back which kept getting wet (it kept build regularly a white sticky cover on itself) and there a friend brought her a leaf from an aloa vera plant which she then instructed me to rub it onto that area of her back. That then stopped that wound to build up that white sticky stuff and it finally started to heal. Its just lovely to see what mother nature has available for us [:)]




CreepyStalker -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 7:02:46 PM)

That you do not know where your body is.

You think you ought to because of all the nerves connecting everything to your brain, and because of this intuitive sense that you're inhabiting your flesh. But really your brain's just giving you it's best guess at the time, which in a lot of cases is based on pretty shoddy mechanisms and dodgy logic. You're never directly aware of your earthly vessel, it's all just your brain making shit up about what's happening to you. As long as it's fairly consistent you instinctively go 'yeah, fine, whatever' and take it's word for it. Could be completely bullshitting though. 

I find this pretty fucking awesome.




CreepyStalker -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 7:05:38 PM)

Also, I was surprised at first, but learning this has completely changed my life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6UWNA-WQgI






Delilya -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 7:27:08 PM)

That Eminem sang a song that I like.





Arpig -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 7:57:56 PM)

quote:

I hope some of her friends are boys because I need to know where you got that rockin' blue shirt.
Value Village...but alas, today I noticed its got a small rip in it.




Kaliko -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 9:40:57 PM)

That it cost me f**king $90 to adopt a cat from the SPCA.




Edwynn -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/28/2011 10:58:17 PM)




Not the most surprising but one of the more interesting things I learned is what a 3/4 sibling is.

Scenario:

Man-woman marry, have at least one child; one spouse, let's say the husband in this example, dies some time later; the woman then marries the husband's brother, they later have at least one child; children having one parent in common and the other one different are normally half siblings, but if the non-common parents are themselves brothers in this case, then the kids of the different fathers are 3/4 siblings. Same situation of course if the man is the constant and he marries the sister of deceased first wife.

Though it was not exactly common, this was certainly not an unheard of occurrence in times past. A single parent mother having much fewer options than exist now, it was that much more important to re-marry, and sometimes, in some areas, the choices might have been few or possibly dangerous. The brother of the deceased husband was sometimes the safer bet.

What was surprising is that I only learned about this  ~ 2 years after my grandmother died when other family members did a serious genealogical search and found out that she was the youngest child in just such a family, having a 3/4 brother and sister from the prior marriage. (The mother died when my g'mother was two, then her father  at age three , ==> orphanage, hence the mystery for all those years).








Palliata -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/29/2011 12:33:06 AM)

Did you know, and I actually looked into this pretty thoroughly after I heard it just to be sure, but did you know that women are people too?




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/29/2011 12:44:47 AM)

I thought women were all robots that were made to please men.

Damn Jetsons lied to me.




kissheels -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/29/2011 1:48:18 AM)

That Santa is not real!




needlesandpins -> RE: What is the most surprising thing you have ever learned? (3/29/2011 4:01:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

That you do not know where your body is.

You think you ought to because of all the nerves connecting everything to your brain, and because of this intuitive sense that you're inhabiting your flesh. But really your brain's just giving you it's best guess at the time, which in a lot of cases is based on pretty shoddy mechanisms and dodgy logic. You're never directly aware of your earthly vessel, it's all just your brain making shit up about what's happening to you. As long as it's fairly consistent you instinctively go 'yeah, fine, whatever' and take it's word for it. Could be completely bullshitting though. 

I find this pretty fucking awesome.



that must explain stubbing your toe on something that has been in the same place for years. or thinking you can get through a gap that is actually way too small, tapping yor own fingers in a door and so on. [:D]

needles




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