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givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:54:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: wytchywoman
You have a well stocked cupboard, Claire. I'm a chocoholic! May I have chocolate now?

Sure, make yourself at home.....there is lots of choccy, if anyone else wants to join us - the more the merrier!

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
Sorry babe, the little red button was just a ruse to lure you into a false sense of security. Your little ass is mine now. So stop the grinnin and drop that linen.


*she presses the secret blue button and the Loki lockup device appears.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:59:20 AM)

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she presses the secret blue button and the Loki lockup device appears.


Perfect! Caught in your own trap! I waited for you to make such an error, now you are chained and naked. What ever shall I do?




mugwump -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:01:08 AM)

sorry - boat making and navigation were certainly not top of my list of potential careers at school... bizarrely though i can supply beautiful armour in return for chocolate and *ahem* other stuff......[:)]




givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:02:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

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she presses the secret blue button and the Loki lockup device appears.


Perfect! Caught in your own trap! I waited for you to make such an error, now you are chained and naked. What ever shall I do?


Oooh oooh ermmmmm ermmm ermmm - do you want to buy a hat by any chance kind Sir?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:03:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

sorry - boat making and navigation were certainly not top of my list of potential careers at school... bizarrely though i can supply beautiful armour in return for chocolate and *ahem* other stuff......[:)]


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givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:04:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

sorry - boat making and navigation were certainly not top of my list of potential careers at school... bizarrely though i can supply beautiful armour in return for chocolate and *ahem* other stuff......[:)]


Superb, will you do me a favour please Mugwump..... I seem to have landed myself in a bit of bother, fluffy Loki has me captured... you can have all my chocolate and a supply for life -if you SAVE ME!




wytchywoman -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:05:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

sorry - boat making and navigation were certainly not top of my list of potential careers at school... bizarrely though i can supply beautiful armour in return for chocolate and *ahem* other stuff......[:)]


We need armor! Jump on board. We need ass armor since Loki is thrashing all female butt. And Loki will give you the "other stuff" if you beg. [:D]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:05:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: givemyall

Oooh oooh ermmmmm ermmm ermmm - do you want to buy a hat by any chance kind Sir?


Um... nope! Brace yourself luv. Tis going to be a very bumpy ride.





mugwump -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:06:50 AM)

did i forget to mention that the *other stuff* was you doing all the household chores and buying me a corset a week till 2009? Tut, silly, forgetful old me   [;)]

If you behave though i might let you off in late 2008.

Generous soul aren't i?  heehee.

now where's that choc?




mugwump -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:08:42 AM)

heehee... no prob - i'll have you rescued in a jiffy and then it's off for tea and cakes with Wytchy whilst Loki gets his marigolds on ready to wash up our dirty cups!
yay!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:10:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

did i forget to mention that the *other stuff* was you doing all the household chores and buying me a corset a week till 2009? Tut, silly, forgetful old me   [;)]



*points back at post # 1* Ahem...




givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:11:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: givemyall

Oooh oooh ermmmmm ermmm ermmm - do you want to buy a hat by any chance kind Sir?


Um... nope! Brace yourself luv. Tis going to be a very bumpy ride.




We aren't going all the way over to yours on a speedboat are we - if I have a sore bottom, all that bumping about is really going to hurt




givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:13:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

heehee... no prob - i'll have you rescued in a jiffy and then it's off for tea and cakes with Wytchy whilst Loki gets his marigolds on ready to wash up our dirty cups!
yay!


lol I can just see him now - all fluffy with his marigolds on, waving us off through the bunker window (did I mention it had a window?)




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:14:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: givemyall

We aren't going all the way over to yours on a speedboat are we - if I have a sore bottom, all that bumping about is really going to hurt


Speedboat? ROFLMAO!!! Um.... no. That isn’t the bumping that is going to hurt.




wytchywoman -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:17:47 AM)

Okay, Claire and Mugwump, sing along with me on this:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge




mugwump -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:23:12 AM)

can we make him dance for us whilst we sing?
did i see that in the first post - if not i'm sure it ws there in the subtext!!!!!

*sniggers and runs for cover*




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:23:56 AM)

*Snatches up OTK and tosses her in the dungeon*

Welcome little one.




givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:24:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: givemyall

We aren't going all the way over to yours on a speedboat are we - if I have a sore bottom, all that bumping about is really going to hurt


Speedboat? ROFLMAO!!! Um.... no. That isn’t the bumping that is going to hurt.


Mmmm I kind of guessed that- now how am I meant to get out of this one *scratches her head lol




wytchywoman -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:25:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mugwump

can we make him dance for us whilst we sing?
did i see that in the first post - if not i'm sure it ws there in the subtext!!!!!

*sniggers and runs for cover*


Uhhhhhh. I think he intends to make us dance at whip point, Mugwump. But hey! "subtext". He can't read "subtext". -giggles-

Only subs can read subtext. Shhhhhhhh.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:27:50 AM)

I read subtext quite well. It is all those lovely red marks across your ass.




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