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CrappyDom -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 3:49:38 PM)

As one of the last progeny of the 12th order, I have slaved away at a secret genetic engineering lab in North Korea for the last 10 years creating a vaginal cream that modifies the genetic foundation of humanity.  Unfortunately our first trial run attacked the brain and greatly reduced its functional capacity (which is why Bush won a second term) however, we have recently achieved our goal of making it stable when used as a coating for viagra and cialis and so while it reduces brain function, one men the change is less noticable.

Since those of us who are decendents of the great houses have increadible stamina and do not need such petty drugs, we will not be affected and in about 150 years we shall again place our bonds on humanity as a whole.



givemyall -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 3:58:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

As one of the last progeny of the 12th order, I have slaved away at a secret genetic engineering lab in North Korea for the last 10 years creating a vaginal cream that modifies the genetic foundation of humanity.  Unfortunately our first trial run attacked the brain and greatly reduced its functional capacity (which is why Bush won a second term) however, we have recently achieved our goal of making it stable when used as a coating for viagra and cialis and so while it reduces brain function, one men the change is less noticable.


Does it taste like chocolate? lol



Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:09:00 PM)

Ah… at last the 12th order has made it’s entry. Well met Sir Crappy the enclave welcomes you and hopes all of our plans are going well. The 5th order slugs have made some breakthrough’s on the cream and discovered that it did in fact cause PMS to a homicidal level. We have the 3rd house working on switching the vagisil tubes with redocosum 72 with key spouses of political members. Oh there will be blood and anarchy shall reign until such a time as the enclave of houses seizes power and our feudalism reign supreme.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:11:19 PM)

I'm gonna volunteer as Officially Designated Chief of the Supreme Elite Supersquad known only as the Dogmatists, whose role is to circulate among the enclave of houses, marking their territory.

Really, it's just me, peeing on everything I see.  Anyone need that?

Yours,


benji

Edited to add:  As it seems the number of houses is growing, some Houses may be concerned as to whether one Officially Designated Chief of the Supreme Elite Supersquad known only as the Dogmatists will suffice.  To that, all I can say is I can pee A LOT.  And if necessary, I will find an Assistant Designated Chief of the Supreme Elite Supersquad known only as the Dogmatists.



twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:24:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

twicehappy, I hope the house of PheonixRisen understands full well that tickling is reserved as a punishment for pain sluts and will gladly send you my CD “Cornucopian wealth of wit and wisdom of BDSM” on CD for 9 easy installments of 29.95.


Dearest Forum God Loki, our house would love to purchase offered CD. Do you accept PayPal ? Also could we trade a few riding lessons from twicehappy and some old Triumph parts in lieu of some of the payments?

Also please note Twice is punished in this manner frequently because Scooter is fond of the squeals she produces, yet we shall heed thy warning with gratitude.

quote:

It is quite sought after and from my understanding Crappy has based his life around those principles and is championing the underworld movement to implement the cultic air and slowly usurp world power from within. 


Verily we hath also heard such evil rumors, oh my, can they be true? Say it is not so; for such could foretell the impending doom of the reign of Mischief.

quote:

I feel the houses of PheonixRisen and Vailhal could reach an alliance to implement a new future for the BDSM community that will lead us into a new feudal era within the community and return us once again to a Lord and Vasal age.


My Master and Mistress doth even now call a council to discusseth this weighty matter. A joining of our prosperous houses could indeed bringeth back the olden glory, wilt thou lordships knights mounteth their steeds of iron and rideth into the fray? Bearing tokens of g stings from thy favored female vixens upon their leather armored covered thews?

They have agreed to join thy house in the clash and clangor of battle anon(well as anon as 3rd iron horse finisheth assemblage)

Thou hast a young princess and i have a stout young prince of my line(once removed) whom hast already proven his doughty thews in battle uponeth an Austrian bred horse of orange and black iron(ok, plastic, but he is ten) jousting finely in the display arena. Wilt thy pledge troth with mine house to joineth our lines eternally for our combined glory this matter?

If thou agrees thou must pledge thy word to curtaileth thy dog Benji from marking miladys couch or draperys.

Down with this underground despoiler of fair slaves and ruiner of mens minds.

Let the houses uniteth and the battle furious enjoin, let us cause the returneth of the one true way. Up with leather and chains, all hail the new reign of BDSM in the purest and holiest of forms.

To battle my brother, if we fail, let us send as many to the false despoiler with slit throats as we may.



Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:26:37 PM)

*Pats benji on the head*
Good boy.

However, you pee on me and I will have Celeste sew it shut. Welcome to the enclave Officially Designated Chief of the Supreme Elite Supersquad known only as the Dogmatists



Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:35:53 PM)

Unto the house of PheonixRisen I pledge mine own breather off of a 55 pan-head and assorted triumph parts. May our union shake the very foundations of hypocritical society. As a token of our alliance I grant thee “the cattle prod of puppy control.”



gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 4:41:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

As a token of our alliance I grant thee “the cattle prod of puppy control.”



I didn't sign up for that!!!!!!  But then again, I don't think I have to.

And as to not peeing on you, Forum God Loki, just don't go within 20 feet of anything, and you should be safe.  Not making guarantees, but no plan's ever entirely 100% certain.

Yours,


benji

PS:  Avoid the couch until it airs out.



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:12:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I'm gonna volunteer as Officially Designated Chief of the Supreme Elite Supersquad known only as the Dogmatists, whose role is to circulate among the enclave of houses, marking their territory.

Really, it's just me, peeing on everything I see.  Anyone need that?


Damn it, pup, I think you better get over here and clean up the coffee that is now sputtered all over my monitor!

Loki, I'd like to apply as Official Male-Chastity-Device Maker...I have a feeling we're going to have to find ways to control the puppy.

Cin



Vendaval -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:13:19 PM)

(Enters, snaps collar and leash on benji)
 
 Sit you mutt! 
 
(Smacks benji on butt with rolled up newspaper.
 Leads him to couch, rubs his nose in the piss stains.
Takes him outside and puts him in the dog house.)
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I didn't sign up for that!!!!!!  But then again, I don't think I have to.

And as to not peeing on you, Forum God Loki, just don't go within 20 feet of anything, and you should be safe.  Not making guarantees, but no plan's ever entirely 100% certain.

Yours,

benji

PS:  Avoid the couch until it airs out.



gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:19:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

(Enters, snaps collar and leash on benji)
 
 Sit you mutt! 
 
(Smacks benji on butt with rolled up newspaper.
 Leads him to couch, rubs his nose in the piss stains.
Takes him outside and puts him in the dog house.)
 
Vendaval



Now you gone and done it!  Who's gonna mark the territory round these parts?  I don't see you wandering around with leg raised.

When the enclave's territory is encroached upon, we'll know who's to blame. 

Yours,


benji,
Sulking in dog house, trying to pee the 23 feet to the front door



Vendaval -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:23:35 PM)

Ya silly mutt!  I am female and don't pee standing up.
You can come back if you stop humping My leg.
 
Can you be a good dog-boy?

-Vendaval-

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Now you gone and done it!  Who's gonna mark the territory round these parts? 
I don't see you wandering around with leg raised.

When the enclave's territory is encroached upon, we'll know who's to blame. 

Yours,

benji,
Sulking in dog house, trying to pee the 23 feet to the front door



gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 5:29:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Can you be a good dog-boy?



I highly doubt it, but then again that depends on Your standards.  If you mean no peeing and no humping Your legs, I should make it for at least 30 seconds, barring any accidents.

So I'll say yes.

*Jumps jovially, just jesting jokingly.*

Party! Parade! Puppy ponders personal pee prohibition.

Yours,


benji



MistyMenthal -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 6:54:10 PM)

Hmmmmmmmmmm.


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Vendaval -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 7:12:25 PM)

Depends!  That's the answer.  (Puts doggie diapers on benji, a muzzle,
and hobbles his legs.)
 
Listen up mutt!!  These doggie diapers are usually for bitches in heat.
So you are the house bitch now.  Get it?

(Snaps leash) Heel you little bitch! ( Walks back to the house with benji-bitch.)
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I highly doubt it, but then again that depends on Your standards.  If you mean no peeing and no humping Your legs, I should make it for at least 30 seconds, barring any accidents.

So I'll say yes.

*Jumps jovially, just jesting jokingly.*

Party! Parade! Puppy ponders personal pee prohibition.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 7:15:15 PM)

Now I'm confused.  Is this supposed to be a punishment?

*Hops happily, hearing healing heraldry*

Yours,


benji



twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 3:14:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Unto the house of PheonixRisen I pledge mine own breather off of a 55 pan-head and assorted triumph parts. May our union shake the very foundations of hypocritical society. As a token of our alliance I grant thee “the cattle prod of puppy control.”


Accepted! The pledged panhead parts shall signal the construction of a fine new steed for milords stables. Let the chaos commence!

All true BDSM knights gird thy loins with ye violet wands and kangaroo hide floggers. Slave maidens wail in despair, ye wenches shall wear our chains ere the moon grow gravid once more.

Milady accepteth the cattle prod of puppy control.

Here Benji, good boy, come pup nobody really wants to shock you.(Where is that damn dog when you want him?)  



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 7:37:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy
Here Benji, good boy, come pup nobody really wants to shock you.(Where is that damn dog when you want him?)  


When you find him let me know, I have to measure him for my super-deluxe, indestructible, always-stays-cold, puppy-proof chastity device.

Cin <~ Official Male Chastity Device Maker to the Royal Houses



twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 8:25:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful



When you find him let me know, I have to measure him for my super-deluxe, indestructible, always-stays-cold, puppy-proof chastity device.

Cin <~ Official Male Chastity Device Maker to the Royal Houses


Dear Cin, as soon as we capture a unicorn and collar a male slave we will be needing your services. For the slave of course not the unicorn.



mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 8:57:56 AM)

While so many things on this thread sound tempting, there are a few that would just be hard limits....that tickling thing for one. I would like to throw a new idea on the table for consideration. Good old fashioned mutiny.

Now before you all "Nay" the idea....let's give this some thought. All slaves pool their resources and we start a House of our own. I know, I know...you are all thinking that won't work without the Knightly types....but I suggest that if we build it they will come.....after all, we will have all the pussy with us.

We could locate ourselves on the island of Kuai...the weather there is perfect for riding. The drinks with the little umbrellas that are indiginous to the area are much preferred over Mead. Plenty of water for Loki's sailboat fleet (and my pirate fantasy). We will have to figure out some way to keep the chocolate from melting though.

If we form a united front and really stick together on this...we could have a House....OUR WAY!!!!  So say ye one...so say ye all....are you with me on this?????? 

(Hmmmm...does this make me a bad slave????)  I'll be waiting in the bunker wearing my ass armor until we can gather enough strength to overthrow the current regime.



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