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twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/8/2006 8:09:46 AM)
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Wulfchyld
I was curious if others ran their homes the same way I do? Feel free to chime in
Structure: Biker type M/M/s
This means everybody who lives here rides. Our structure is in place but loose. Do what needs to be done, no micro managing figure it out or be fed to the dragons.
Discipline: I think this when Master pins slave to hot tubs with jets aimed at squirmy places.
Training: This must be when Mistress enters house with daughter in law in tow and yells "on your knees bitch" while daughter in law gasps in horror and slave drops to floor then explodes in giggle fit
Odalisque training: I know this one, it's being pinned between both of them as Mistress scratches back while Master pokes finger in belly button provoking more giggles.
Odalisque training part 2: you must learn how to look good in shorts on knees while scrubbing a motorcycle and learn to enjoy sex in a greasy garage.
slave dress: generally wet hair and a maroon towel around waist; outside dress: skirt with no panties
Training done by house slave: This is when twicehappy takes you out to learn how to ride Harley and laughs herself silly when you fall down.
Harley: 100 cubic inch 800lb vibrator
slave: one who is subject to torture, giggle fits, occasional flogging, leaves wet spots
Mistress: one with dangerously long fingernails
Master: one who sings to you in shower while doing best to make you fall down
Shower: safe place to play with slave, no puddles to clean up
Switch: a dirty word around here due to previous experience
Switch definition 2: thing twicehappy keeps looking for to turn light off under desk, which faces a window
Tattoo: something you get when you are going to be kept forever
Tattoo definition 2: somewhat like potato chips you can never have just one
Still wanted: one male submissive, must be service oriented, masochistic, in control of himself, we are also still looking for a unicorn. Applicants please respond to house profile PhoenixRisen
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