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mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:49:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Okay, I'm on your side now. Well, Celeste's, really, but yours, too. What can I do for you, Sir Grandliest of Granditudes? Yours, benji Oh nooooo benji....you cave in wayyyyyyyy too easy. (Pssst......while Loki was sleeping, I took the batteries out of those collars )

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:51:48 PM)
Not a theory I like testing. Do YOU want to stick your balls in here? I didn't think so. Yours, benji

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:58:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Not a theory I like testing. Do YOU want to stick your balls in here? I didn't think so. Yours, benji Oh for criminy sake....even if there were batteries in there....it's not like you couldn't just lay around for the rest of the evening licking them and making them feel better. We could always just neuter you if they are such a problem. That might be a better idea anyway now that I think of it....you males are always so protective of your balls!!! I just don't get it.........lol.

LaTigresse -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:08:47 PM)
Rides in on trusty steed.......waving belt of plundered g-strings and various veterinary farm tools. Did I hear the word harem??? FYI......I do know my way around a vet. surgery.......peering at the canine.

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:11:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Rides in on trusty steed.......waving belt of plundered g-strings and various veterinary farm tools. Did I hear the word harem??? FYI......I do know my way around a vet. surgery.......peering at the canine. See....now you've gone and done it there pup....you're gonna be barking soprano.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:12:01 PM)
Wait... I switch sides, and now I still get castrated?????????? And shocked???????? I will take some of those plundered g-strings though - I can make a great quilt to cry under, once both sides get through with me. Yours, benji

LaTigresse -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:14:42 PM)
awwww come here little puppy......I am sure you will be muuuuuuuuuch happier (after the swelling goes down) a full kibble dish and an occasional scratch behind the ears.......napping in front of the fire.......what pup could ask for more?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:20:43 PM)
Me! That sounds perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cept my balls would love to be there too... Yours, (Oh how I wish) benji

LaTigresse -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:26:45 PM)
Awwww benji, all good dogs are welcome on the farm. Being the responsible pet caretaker that I am, spaying and neutering is a must. It's for your own gooood, I promise!

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:29:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Me! That sounds perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cept my balls would love to be there too... Yours, (Oh how I wish) benji Thinking that benji is far too easily swayed and might just prove to be the fly in the ointment in my anarchy plan....... Schutzhund training is an option.....or we could always fall back on the old standby....euthanasia........

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:31:50 PM)
You know, you actually make it sound good. Then my brain turns back on. YOU ARE A SICK, SICK, SICK PERSON!!!! Yours, benji

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:33:55 PM)
Just fricken flip for me.... mistoferin flips, LaTigresse calls it in the air. And remember, the winner gets a swimming pool full of warm, frothy beer. Well, until you taste it. Yours, benji

Invictus754 -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:37:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Me! That sounds perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cept my balls would love to be there too... Yours, (Oh how I wish) benji No fear, little pup! You don't have to feel the *humiliation* of castration...we now have ta-daaa! NEUTICLES! http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:38:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Just fricken flip for me.... mistoferin flips, LaTigresse calls it in the air. And remember, the winner gets a swimming pool full of warm, frothy beer. Well, until you taste it. Yours, benji Well of course I'm hoping for tails....and speaking of tails....you realize THAT'S going to have to go too right? Can't have you knocking stuff off of the coffee tables every time you get a little happy now can we?

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:40:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Invictus754 No fear, little pup! You don't have to feel the *humiliation* of castration...we now have ta-daaa! NEUTICLES! http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html OMG....I think I might actually have seen it all now!!!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:43:41 PM)
mistoferin, You just officially lost this dog from your side. And Invictus, I hate you for mentionning it! All of you, don't make me call PETA on your collective asses! Yours, benji

LaTigresse -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:45:08 PM)
faux testicles for animals???????? I don't think I even know what to think, let alone type.....

Invictus754 -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:46:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Invictus754 No fear, little pup! You don't have to feel the *humiliation* of castration...we now have ta-daaa! NEUTICLES! http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html I mean, c'mon...we can't have pets with low self-esteem, can we? And for you men with big pick up trucks (for the obvious reason) ... there is something to keep your self-esteem high, too! http://www.pickupspecialties.com/Bulls_Balls/bullsballs_trucknutz.htm

LaTigresse -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:49:35 PM)
OMG, you are SO not putting those on MY truck!!! Whatever would the other lesbians think!?!?!?!

Invictus754 -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 6:50:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji mistoferin, You just officially lost this dog from your side. And Invictus, I hate you for mentionning it! All of you, don't make me call PETA on your collective asses! Yours, benji Sorry, benji... PETA is on our side: [image]http://www.petacatalog.org/images/250-AT394.JPG[/image]

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