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MasterR001 -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 9:09:30 AM)
One good one at a time has always been enought for me. [;)]

Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 12:24:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin if we build it they will come.....after all, we will have all the pussy with us. If ye build it I shall plunder! That is a fabulous idea. Conquering and enslaving an already established house of slaves would alleviate a great deal of hassle and headache.

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 1:27:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin if we build it they will come.....after all, we will have all the pussy with us. If ye build it I shall plunder! That is a fabulous idea. Conquering and enslaving an already established house of slaves would alleviate a great deal of hassle and headache. See girls(and guys) how easy this will be....we will get to live in a tropical paradise, drinking fancy drinks, riding our motorcycles with the smell of plumeria in our faces, sailing the shining seas eating chocolate.....AND we will get PLUNDERED!!!! All we have to do is convince them that it's all really how THEY want it.......

Lordandmaster -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 1:33:22 PM)
To build a harem, you have to start with the right materials.

Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 1:41:25 PM)
Yes you do. You start a thread, get the ladies excited, and they build it for you. When all is finished, you sail over, invade, capture, deflower, and hang your hat on the throne. Material list checked and stamped… APPROVED

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 2:32:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Now you gone and done it! Who's gonna mark the territory round these parts? I don't see you wandering around with leg raised. I will. I've always been one to raise my leg when others are in need. (Does that mean I'm peeing for the needy?)

twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 6:16:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin .....after all, we will have all the pussy with us. Pussy, you're taking all the pussy? Where is this island? I've been known to be fond of meows myself.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 6:52:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Dear Cin, as soon as we capture a unicorn and collar a male slave we will be needing your services. For the slave of course not the unicorn. Of course not, because Unicorns are horny in all the right ways...[:D] Cin

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/9/2006 7:07:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Here Benji, good boy, come pup nobody really wants to shock you.(Where is that damn dog when you want him?) Sorry, was off raining on parades. quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin All slaves pool their resources Need I comment? Anyway, glad I was missed, and I'm coming, twicehaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYY! Ow! That hurt! Now I've gone and wet meself! Yours, benji

twicehappy -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 3:34:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Anyway, glad I was missed, and I'm coming, twicehaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPYYYYYY! When you are done coming get your cute little tail here we need to mark out our maps as we plan chaos and anarchy.(Maps are spray painted on large grassy area, knock yourself out pup)

keme -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 3:55:21 AM)
giggles ya'll are too cute ~keme

keme -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 3:56:28 AM)
puts parachute away Yes Master Loki

mistoferin -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:55:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy as we plan chaos and anarchy Now we're talking!!!

Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 4:07:34 PM)
Patiently waits for SlaveTopia to be built.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 4:22:46 PM)
Draws out map, using large, yellow, patches for areas of chaos and anarchy, even larger to denote location of Loki waiting in his lawn chair Sorry! Didn't see you sitting in my map! Yours, benji

wytchywoman -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 4:52:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Draws out map, using large, yellow, patches for areas of chaos and anarchy, even larger to denote location of Loki waiting in his lawn chair Sorry! Didn't see you sitting in my map! Now you've done it, pup! Just wait till Loki wakes up from his nap and finds himself in a circle of puppy pee!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:19:53 PM)
By the time he wakes up, we'll have our own territory staked out, and he'll be our mascot. Never fall asleep with your toy chest unlocked, Loki! Yours, benji

Wulfchyld -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:32:37 PM)
Locks a shock collar around benji's doink and gives Celeste the remote. Adds a shocking bark collar around his testies and grins evily Now that is fun!

wytchywoman -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:38:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Locks a shock collar around benji's doink and gives Celeste the remote. Adds a shocking bark collar around his testies and grins evily Now that is fun! I warned you, benji! Speak, pup, now that you have the shock collar on your nuts! -whispers "try not to pee on that shock collar, benji"-

gooddogbenji -> RE: Building a Harem (5/10/2006 5:40:05 PM)
Okay, I'm on your side now. Well, Celeste's, really, but yours, too. What can I do for you, Sir Grandliest of Granditudes? Yours, benji

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