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LanceHughes -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 8:25:01 AM)
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven
It is a well known fact that all wimmins care about is our cocks. That explains all the effort we men put into sending them pictures that show them the little, er, I mean big, fellas.
This thread is for us to preen about our cocks, and boldly proclaim how big they are and thereby declare our masculinity. Failure to exaggerate will make you look like a weenie. In more senses than one.
I''l go first.
My cock is so big that it has its own zip code.
Steven;
I know you're looking for fun, but bragging only "reach so far." <pun intended>
Ladies - you want "thud"? Click on "attachment" below. I didn't "embed" it in post, since I'm not sure of TOS. And besides,
My dick is so big, when I try to embed a pic of it in a post, I always get the "File too large" error message. <Original to me and not half bad!>
Photo is one of many from a porno site that I posed for.
Oh, Steven, all right...... I'll cut-n-paste one from
http://www.pegym.com/forums/gym/17459-my-penis-so-big-9.html
namely:
My dick is so big.... it has it’s own time zone – Central Dick Time.
or, how 'bout
My dick is so big.... the Grand Canyon yells, "NOOOOOooooooooo."
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