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twistedwillow -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 4:23:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Size sounds bigger in metric. solo digo. Have to disagree, a man who quotes his penis size in metric sounds like a try hard to me. And despite the number being larger, it actually sounds smaller due to the aforementioned 'try hardness'

LanceHughes -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 4:24:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW Just peaking in on the mens. oh, no pictures *I'm ashamed for hoping to see some* M I attached a pic to my post # 27. Go to the bottom and .... Never mind. I know that techie stuff is way too complicated for Ladies like your self, Lass..... I'll add it in here, just to save your pretty lil' head from getting the proverbial "headache." quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven It is a well known fact that all wimmins care about is our cocks. That explains all the effort we men put into sending them pictures that show them the little, er, I mean big, fellas. This thread is for us to preen about our cocks, and boldly proclaim how big they are and thereby declare our masculinity. Failure to exaggerate will make you look like a weenie. In more senses than one. I''l go first. My cock is so big that it has its own zip code. Steven; I know you're looking for fun, but bragging only "reach so far." <pun intended> Ladies - you want "thud"? Click on "attachment" below. I didn't "embed" it in post, since I'm not sure of TOS. And besides, My dick is so big, when I try to embed a pic of it in a post, I always get the "File too large" error message. <That "so big" quote is original to me and not half bad!> Photo is one of many from a porno site that I posed for. <snipped - OOOooowww!> ====== Click on this! ======= L_Hughes_04.jpg

LDVixen -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 4:30:48 PM)
Red, my diplomacy was needed, it was either think fast or flop over giggling at the insanity of his question. He was so serious, what was I gonna say? "No, actually the smallest?"

Daddysredhead -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 5:18:31 PM)
Vixen, I think that men who have to ask about their size or show us their winkies out there are pathetic, but yanno, that's why we wimminz have our own thread with the really awesome link that MsLadySue posted! [:D] http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere

CreepyStalker -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 6:01:16 PM)
My dick's so big when I put it on my keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 6:07:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker My dick's so big when I put it on my keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z. I don't think that counts for much when you're using your iPhone though. [:-]

Daddysredhead -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 6:07:56 PM)
giggles [:D]

Hillwilliam -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 6:21:01 PM)
Look to the left ok. Nuff said

peachgirl -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 7:04:42 PM)
my dick is big...and purple...and you can borrow it any time you want.

Wolf2Bear -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 9:22:46 PM)
no comment

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/10/2011 11:06:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW Just peaking in on the mens. oh, no pictures *I'm ashamed for hoping to see some* M I attached a pic to my post # 27. Go to the bottom and .... Never mind. I know that techie stuff is way too complicated for Ladies like your self, Lass..... I'll add it in here, just to save your pretty... [sm=LMAO.gif] OH CHIT! LANCE, you're crazy! I love you! Finally a man call's my bullshit, and puts up. I'm never going to ask again. I'm duely impressed by your shutting me up with the post, and picture. [:)][:)] ...And thanks for saying I'm pretty.[:D] M quote: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker My dick's so big when I put it on my keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z. I don't think that counts for much when you're using your iPhone though. Sylvere, have you looked at the position of A and Z on your keyboard lately? [8D] M

NocturnalStalker -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 12:15:02 AM)
... A thread for men and only men to discuss their penises. Sounds sort of queer to me.

Muttling -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 12:46:36 AM)
You're just jealous because we attracted a bunch of CM babes by telling them they weren't invited. [:)]

sunshinemiss -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 12:46:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twistedwillow quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Size sounds bigger in metric. solo digo. Have to disagree, a man who quotes his penis size in metric sounds like a try hard to me. And despite the number being larger, it actually sounds smaller due to the aforementioned 'try hardness' Not my experience, but hey ... we can't all be in the inches world...

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 7:50:48 AM)
My penis is soooooooooooooooo big...........oops, wait a minute, Ima female. My bad. Carry on men.

favesclava -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 9:13:35 AM)
very nice mustache Mr. LanceHughes. quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: SexyBossyBBW Just peaking in on the mens. oh, no pictures *I'm ashamed for hoping to see some* M I attached a pic to my post # 27. Go to the bottom and .... Never mind. I know that techie stuff is way too complicated for Ladies like your self, Lass..... I'll add it in here, just to save your pretty lil' head from getting the proverbial "headache." quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven It is a well known fact that all wimmins care about is our cocks. That explains all the effort we men put into sending them pictures that show them the little, er, I mean big, fellas. This thread is for us to preen about our cocks, and boldly proclaim how big they are and thereby declare our masculinity. Failure to exaggerate will make you look like a weenie. In more senses than one. I''l go first. My cock is so big that it has its own zip code. Steven; I know you're looking for fun, but bragging only "reach so far." <pun intended> Ladies - you want "thud"? Click on "attachment" below. I didn't "embed" it in post, since I'm not sure of TOS. And besides, My dick is so big, when I try to embed a pic of it in a post, I always get the "File too large" error message. <That "so big" quote is original to me and not half bad!> Photo is one of many from a porno site that I posed for. <snipped - OOOooowww!> ====== Click on this! ======= L_Hughes_04.jpg

Marc2b -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 9:45:07 AM)
My dick is so big that "woman on top" causes her to pass out from altitude sickness.

ResidentSadist -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 10:17:45 AM)
I was at AdultCon, a porn convention. They had the stud horse from “Lucy Loves Livestock” at a display booth and there was a sign on a bucket that said, "$20.00 for a try to make horse laugh. You have 5 minutes. Winner takes all, otherwise proceeds donated to freedom of speech legal fund." So I dropped 20 in the bucket, whispered in his ear and he started roaring with laughter. I took the money and went on my way. On the 2nd day I went back and the horse was still laughing. The sign on a bucket that said, "$20.00 for a try to make the horse stop laughing. You have 5 minutes. Winner takes all, otherwise proceeds donated to freedom of speech legal fund." I asked the booth attendant if I could take the horse behind the curtain for 2 minutes. He said OK. When I brought the horse back, he was crying. I took the money and went on my way. On the 3rd and last day of the convention, I was walking near the booth again when the attendant ran up to me. He asked, "what did you do to make the horse laugh?" I told him I whispered in the horse’s ear, "my cock is bigger than yours." The attendant looked puzzled and asked, "what in hell did you do behind the curtain to make the horse cry?" I answered, “it was simple . . . I showed him."

poise -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 11:11:52 AM)
.......faints.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: A men-only thread, for bragging. (4/11/2011 11:49:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Muttling You're just jealous because we attracted a bunch of CM babes by telling them they weren't invited. [:)] Well they certainly changed the definition of "jealousy" over the past two days.

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