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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:16:36 AM

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Oh my the fox has stamina... if only i could get my hands on him

Do you like little pink mice? If you got your hands on one, it might be over so quickly that the stamina issue would be moot.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:17:01 AM

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All I can say is.......The more dudes like the OP are out there, the more hawt subs I have giving Me shy smiles and winks.

Keep it up dude.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:17:58 AM

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i think that in my approaching old age my eyes must be failing me. i mean they are still 20/20 and i don't need glasses for anything, but still there must be something wrong with them. coz where's the fat man? i'm seeing a guy with a good athletic body that appears to be capable of dropping bad trolly dolly on his arse.

agrees that Hotch is hawt

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:18:34 AM

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Can you say: hung like a hamster?

Awwww . . . poor thingish !!

We should be feeling sorry for him. Dang we're mean.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:19:55 AM

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You are an ignorant fuck twit. People on chemo can just exercise more. My father could barely get out of a chair. The chemo, not the cancer caused him to waste away. Why do you think they recommend marijuana for cancer patients? We didn't care what my father ate, just that he did so and it didn't come back up.

As for your stupid comment that "everyone can walk for 30 minutes." Did you sleep in EMT class? My mother had a lung disease (completely unrelated to cancer). She also had something called Polymyocitis. Look it the fuck up genius. Walking 30 minutes was IMPOSSIBLE. Being a proud independent woman, I can't count the number of times she fell trying to walk or climb stairs. The weightshe gained from the steroids were a constant battle.

Sick as she was, she was strong enough to beat you scrawny, ignorant ass with a bat, even when she fell down for the effort.

Your whole attitude makes you undesirable to any woman. It's simply that us old broads have the life experience to see you're an asshole much faster.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:21:34 AM

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You do realize that we are just batting you around like a little gray mouse, right?

You know red... at first I was going to laugh and say that it was hysterically funny that he doesn't realize that.

But then I got to thinking about it. He's gotta be a troll. I mean seriously, can you be this stupid and still manage to operate a computer? Hell, I'd have to wonder about tying shoes in the morning much less posting on an internet discussion forum.

To all you women on collarme: The next time I bitch about your general derision of men, feel free to refer me to this thread. That's not an indefinite offer... once each please.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:22:06 AM

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OP - Roch is right, he gave you good advice below and you failed to acknowledge it, but chose instead to continue to be unpleasant. Let us know how that works out for you.

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Hotlikeafox,
I didn't bother to read your profile, so I'm not sure where you are. But I'm sure there is probably a local BDSM group in your area. I'd suggest that you give them a try. Most areas have what is referred to as a "TNG" segment of their local BDSM organization. TNG stands for "The next generation". They're generally the younger folks in the group. Typically, TNG groups are 30 and under. Google the words "BDSM", your local city, and the word "TNG". I'm sure the information for the local TNG group will pop right up.

Frankly, there's nothing wrong with wanting to play with people your own age. That's why TNG groups started in the first place. Some 20 year old female subs thought it was creepy being hit on by 50 year old male Doms.

Having said that, I'd also offer a few other suggestions. Firstly, you may receive more help in your search if you don't piss people off. I understand that you want to meet young, fit people. But you can say that without dissing older or heavier people. Frankly, you dissed both groups.

Secondly, the on-line world is full of scammers who will try to separate you from your money. If you can't handle that, you just need to log off now. Frankly, that's why I recommended that you go to your local BDSM group. You're not likely to meet any scammers there. But on-line, you're bound to run into lots of them. So there's no need to complain about the on-line scammers. They're a reality of the world that we live in. And by the way, did you notice that the majority of the profiles that asked you for money were the exact types of girls that you're seeking? Typically, if they're young and beautiful, they're going to ask for money. Isn't that ironic?

Good luck in your search.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:23:33 AM

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Can you say: hung like a hamster?

Awwww . . . poor thingish !!

We should be feeling sorry for him. Dang we're mean.

And this is one of the many reason I love the boards.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:25:02 AM

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OMG TY needles !!

Great pic.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:25:56 AM

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Re: hung like a hamster.

My limited knowledge of hamsters is going to say that is probably girl hamster.........

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:26:35 AM

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That pic just made me spit Diet peach snapple on my keyboard.

See OP? DIET snapple.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:26:37 AM

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I know, Red. I love the lil chains around his lil "wrists."

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:28:04 AM

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Re: hung like a hamster.

My limited knowledge of hamsters is going to say that is probably girl hamster.........

Maybe LaT, but I just assume the hamster was just not turned on so it retracted from reading this thread.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:28:57 AM

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...................this stupid and still manage to operate a computer? Hell, I'd have to wonder about tying shoes in the morning much less posting on an internet discussion forum...........................

Hi leadership527!!

Thank goodness for velcro shoes!!!

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:30:32 AM

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Re: hung like a hamster.

My limited knowledge of hamsters is going to say that is probably girl hamster.........

Maybe LaT, but I just assume the hamster was just not turned on so it retracted from reading this thread.

Okay.......snort laughter here.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:30:58 AM

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:32:01 AM

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Oh..........you are still here?

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:32:17 AM

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Why on earth would anyone retract from reading *this* thread? It's so intellectual and high minded, not to mention educational. We even have *bondage* pics.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:32:38 AM

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Ladies you are all very welcome. now all we need is a wheel for him to trip himself up in

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:33:12 AM

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I see a Berenstein Bears motif.........

(Oh, yeah, so I don't get a pumpkin paper for hijacking....)

lol

< Message edited by mnottertail -- 4/20/2011 11:34:48 AM >

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