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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:34:39 AM

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He's already got his wheel, it's called this thread.

ROFL

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:34:56 AM

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You guys are killing me...I cannot stop laughing.

I also just realized the OP is seeking a Domme.

His approach is waaaaaaaaaay off......

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:40:43 AM

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

This thread makes Me wonder if there is a medical condition that makes people stupid.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:42:03 AM

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

<<snip>>
As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

you are contradicting yourself. there are loads of medical conditions that cause weight gain. get your facts right because as i keep saying; you are spouting rubbish. you do not know what you are talking about! i have already told you that my medical condition caused my weight gain. something you seem to keep ignoring. us older people know more than you, especially those of us who have lived through it.

either get your facts right or shut up.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:45:43 AM

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either get your facts right or shut up.

Now, now, needles. If he shuts up we won't have a cute lil pink wienie to bat around anymore.

It's our job to make sure he puts his best foot forward for all those hawt hawt dommes who will be reading his posts.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:49:09 AM

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either get your facts right or shut up.

Now, now, needles. If he shuts up we won't have a cute lil pink wienie to bat around anymore.

It's our job to make sure he puts his best foot forward for all those hawt hawt dommes who will be reading his posts.

Especially those 19 year old tribute Dommes that look a LOT like porn stars.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:50:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

<<snip>>
As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

you are contradicting yourself. there are loads of medical conditions that cause weight gain. get your facts right because as i keep saying; you are spouting rubbish. you do not know what you are talking about! i have already told you that my medical condition caused my weight gain. something you seem to keep ignoring. us older people know more than you, especially those of us who have lived through it.

either get your facts right or shut up.

Can you not read? I have said more than once now that some conditions DO cause weight gain, but that is no excuse to be fat. It just means you need to work that much harder.

Quit making excuses.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:51:10 AM

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either get your facts right or shut up.

Now, now, needles. If he shuts up we won't have a cute lil pink wienie to bat around anymore.

It's our job to make sure he puts his best foot forward for all those hawt hawt dommes who will be reading his posts.

can i at least kick him in his lil pink with a very pointy stilletto?

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:51:22 AM

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ok, i was going to try read through all this, but fuck it. i'm not interested in 8 pages of old-timers trading barbs with some overly cocky newcomer. i have that already on another thread. i checked out your profile and there's fuck all there, maybe that's why you are not being taken seriously. do you really think that you are all that good looking that your glum face alone will lure the kinky hotties? think again. what you don't seem to have grasped is the type of woman you are obviously after can have any man they want...did you get that...ANY.
so when some guy without enough interest to bother filling out anything in their profile writes them he gets brushed off.

the other problem you have is that you are a male submissive, and you guys are a dime a dozen around here. its a meat market and you are not advertising at all. and yes, there are a fuck of a lot of profiles from a supposedly young dominant women who are simply after money, and those who aren't after money tend to be idiots. that's just the way it is. the dommes on here are a sad bunch over all, and that goes triple for the young ones. the best way to avoid the scammers is to not write to the "girls" on here who have stolen model photos.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:51:36 AM

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Don't be such a douchebag. I know, you can't help it. Your reply is an epic fail.

There were two versions via Wikipedia:

The phrase "What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate" is a famous line from the 1967 film Cool Hand Luke.

There are actually two close variants of the line that are spoken at different points in the film. Nuances of accent, delivery, and intonation aside, they are as follows:

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate." — spoken by The Captain, the imperious prison warden played by Strother Martin
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate." — spoken by Luke, the reprobate inmate played by Paul Newman near the film's climax

Both are said. But *the* quote does not have an "a" in it. And the quote goes on to include what is pretty much the tagline to the movie. So you can take your "epic fail" and do with it what you do with most everything else - eat it.

Awwwwww....I thought you don't watch old movies enough to comment. We know that Google is your friend here but stop trying to play with the older kids.

You do realize that we are just batting you around like a little gray mouse, right?

You do realize if we were keeping score I'd be ahead, right? Especially when considering I'm not the one at risk of diabetes.

again you prove your ignorence and spout rubbish. you are just as much at risk of developing diabetes as we all are. it is not just a weight or diet related diease.

the only thing you are ahead on is ignorence, which must be so much bliss in your world where you are king.

Well said...here one of the lovely internet leaflets which show you that being thin doesnt exclude you from diabetes at all

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/lifestyle/a/-/lifestyle/7595377/diabetes-an-issue-for-fit-slim-males/

now, as I certainly don't take for granted that you know how to open that leaflet I quoted you the part from it which might be the most interesting one for you

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But a little-known form of diabetes that masquerades as type 2 diabetes because it evolves slowly but is actually type 1 can occur in fit, slim males.

How lucky the OP is that stupidity doesn't hurt....

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:54:40 AM

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..................This thread makes Me wonder if there is a medical condition that makes people stupid.

This post made me wonder if the OP has a mouse (hamster?) named Algernon.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 11:57:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

<<snip>>
As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

you are contradicting yourself. there are loads of medical conditions that cause weight gain. get your facts right because as i keep saying; you are spouting rubbish. you do not know what you are talking about! i have already told you that my medical condition caused my weight gain. something you seem to keep ignoring. us older people know more than you, especially those of us who have lived through it.

either get your facts right or shut up.

Can you not read? I have said more than once now that some conditions DO cause weight gain, but that is no excuse to be fat. It just means you need to work that much harder.

Quit making excuses.

so you didn't read what i wrote then because you really are showing how very very stupid you are if you did. 1500 calories a day, exercise alone demanding near on 5000......you did read that right? equalled me putting on nearly 5st. i had to virtually starve myself and still put weight on because of a medical condition.

you only pick out the bits you want to and don't actually face the fact that you are wrong. the whole of the medical profession will tell you you are wrong.

and as for excuses.....stood in front of me, if you said that after everything i've been through and done i'd punch you in the face you self absorbed stupid little boy.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:00:28 PM

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needles, honey, he would LIKE that too much. I am quite sure he is loving the heavy dose of humiliation he's received so far.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:02:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

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ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

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Also, I never said there are no medical conditions that cause weight gain. I said there is no excuse to be fat, and that includes medical illness.

So you are saying that you didn't post this...

quote:

ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

<<snip>>
As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Maybe a few memory exercises would help in addition to those biology classes

Read my quote. I said there is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. They accused me of saying there is no condition that causes weight gain, which I never claimed. Try and keep up.

you are contradicting yourself. there are loads of medical conditions that cause weight gain. get your facts right because as i keep saying; you are spouting rubbish. you do not know what you are talking about! i have already told you that my medical condition caused my weight gain. something you seem to keep ignoring. us older people know more than you, especially those of us who have lived through it.

either get your facts right or shut up.

Can you not read? I have said more than once now that some conditions DO cause weight gain, but that is no excuse to be fat. It just means you need to work that much harder.

Quit making excuses.

so you didn't read what i wrote then because you really are showing how very very stupid you are if you did. 1500 calories a day, exercise alone demanding near on 5000......you did read that right? equalled me putting on nearly 5st. i had to virtually starve myself and still put weight on because of a medical condition.

you only pick out the bits you want to and don't actually face the fact that you are wrong. the whole of the medical profession will tell you you are wrong.

and as for excuses.....stood in front of me, if you said that after everything i've been through and done i'd punch you in the face you self absorbed stupid little boy.

You're either lying or you were not working hard enough.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:05:47 PM

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again, you would not have the courage to say that to my face.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:06:48 PM

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either get your facts right or shut up.

Now, now, needles. If he shuts up we won't have a cute lil pink wienie to bat around anymore.

It's our job to make sure he puts his best foot forward for all those hawt hawt dommes who will be reading his posts.

Especially those 19 year old tribute Dommes that look a LOT like porn stars.

*nods, nods*

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:06:49 PM

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again, you would not have the courage to say that to my face.

I walk into burning buildings for a living. I can handle one overweight lady.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:09:17 PM

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This OP so reminds me of that old saying about being better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. I think that was A. Lincoln.

And this thread reminds me of the scenes in The Nutty Professor where the fat family sits around the dinner table.

::::::hikes up left leg so as to allow the entire stank of my compliments about lunch fill the room:::::

pppbbbthhh pppbbbthhhhh awwwwkkkkk ppbbtthh ppbbtth pbth

Ahh, better now

belchhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So OP, why ya dissin the fat folks? That was a great movie!

The thing is, you think we are all wrong and nuts. We know beyond any shadow of a doubt that it is you who is wacked out.

One day you will sit and think, damn I was a fucking idiot when I was a kid....someone shoulda beat my ass and showed me the way....

When that happens, think of us....

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:12:46 PM

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again, you would not have the courage to say that to my face.

I walk into burning buildings for a living. I can handle one overweight lady.

no sweetheart, walking into a burning building does not mean you have the courage to stand in front of someone and call them a lier. you are a coward and i would say that to your face.

and trust me when i tell you, bigger and better men than you have tried and failed to handle me. i work with very dangerous horses that weigh half a ton plus and have a mind of their own. you are nothing.

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RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 12:15:49 PM

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OMFG come on people - how can you compare the OP to a hamster????

There is one main difference - I WANT to stroke the hamster and I wouldnt stroke the OP with someone elses hands let alone my own!

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