Care and feeding of trolls The official manual Thank you for purchasing the troll package one. It embodies the latest and greatest technology in slurpology. The epitome of any city. With proper care and maintainence your troll will operate flawfully for many, many, many, many, many, many, well you get the idea. The fuel for the advanced troll is simple. Virgins. They need not be vestal, but sacrificial is preffered. You don't have to, but think of it as putting premium gas in your car instead of regular. Your new troll requires betwen one and three litres of water per day, or between seven and fifteen litres of beer or other suitable substitute, such as wine or other aparatif. Your troll needs to eat occasionally, meat is recommended. When it comes time, test your troll as follows; offer two pieces of meat, one cooked and the other not. That way your troll will adjust to the new environment better. A happy troll is a useful troll. Trolls operate most efficiently under a bridge. To operate the troll simply mount the bridge. If you can't provide a bridge, you must munt the troll directly. You'll figure it out......... If you have any questions about the care or usage of your troll, please call 1-800-DAMIFINO. Copyright 1246 by Troll Toll Kingdom Enterprises, LLC. T^T ETA I seen the word munt there and decided to leave it there.
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