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Tantriqu -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 8:44:00 PM)

I love men, AND I like 'em!
Even though I have an excellent sense of direction, love doing math calculations, opening jars and killing bugs for other people, half of my best friends are dudes, and all of my lovers.
Nothing sexier than a good man doing good.




windchymes -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:08:36 PM)

I like that they have balls. Balls are fun to play with. And yes, I mean testicular-type balls.




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:13:15 PM)

I just adore men. Off the top of my head...killing bugs, lifting heavy things, fixing cars, and fucking. Even though I can do the first three rather well on my own that last one seems just wrong when there isn't a man involved. Of course there are other things. The way they sound. The way they walk. The way their hands feel. I agree about the way they smell, and the way they look in jeans. There is also the way they look in a tuxedo with a nice set of tails. I could go on and on but won't. I will make the last thing I add to the list (this is a personal fetish of mine) the fact that there is nothing on the planet more beautiful than seeing a man cry.

edit because the comp ate my g




BKSir -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:19:19 PM)

MIP: You'd adore me every week when I get my paycheck then. ;)




MissImmortalPain -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:25:29 PM)

hahaha oh yeah I almost forgot...a lot of them are funny too.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:42:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

I will make the last thing I add to the list (this is a personal fetish of mine) the fact that there is nothing on the planet more beautiful than seeing a man cry.


All ya gotta do is play Little Feat's "Willin"... now I've probably gone and jinxed it.

Something weird in the last few years for me is I get all sentimental at times and start tearing up. It's embarrassing when it happens when I'm say, in the line at the grocery store. I've never admitted this before.




Aylee -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:46:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
I get all sentimental at times and start tearing up. It's embarrassing when it happens when I'm say, in the line at the grocery store. I've never admitted this before.


Have you taken a pregnancy test? [:D]




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 9:50:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
I get all sentimental at times and start tearing up. It's embarrassing when it happens when I'm say, in the line at the grocery store. I've never admitted this before.


Have you taken a pregnancy test? [:D]


*Giggles*




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 11:34:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
I get all sentimental at times and start tearing up. It's embarrassing when it happens when I'm say, in the line at the grocery store. I've never admitted this before.


Have you taken a pregnancy test? [:D]
No need. I'm waaay past manopause.




myotherself -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/6/2011 11:40:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster



Well, there's adding and subtracting, and then there's real math, like Linear Algebra and Vector Calculus.

Any idiot can add 2 and 2. And any idiot can clean a gutter. But to find an idiot who can do differential equations AND clean the gutters...



I can do that...although non-linear algebra is a LOT more fun! *sighs in a frighteningly manly way*

But I like men because they will leave me to play with my calculations while they do the nasty, dirty gutter thing [:D]



edited cuz I messed up the quote thingie





MissImmortalPain -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 12:03:27 AM)

That isn't something in my opinion that you should find embarrassing. I can understand why you might not want it happening in public though. For many it is only as we age that we learn to really tap into our deepest emotions. And if I can actually see the emotion that triggers the tears in a man(roar) and it saves me having to beat them out of him(not that beating isn't a wonderful way to get them too)




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 12:06:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster



Well, there's adding and subtracting, and then there's real math, like Linear Algebra and Vector Calculus.

Any idiot can add 2 and 2. And any idiot can clean a gutter. But to find an idiot who can do differential equations AND clean the gutters...



I can do that...although non-linear algebra is a LOT more fun! *sighs in a frighteningly manly way*

But I like men because they will leave me to play with my calculations while they do the nasty, dirty gutter thing [:D]



edited cuz I messed up the quote thingie


Ha, I don't even remember what the Fundamental Theorem of the Calculus is, let alone describe an aperiodic oscillation. That bastard Foucault. (I've seen his pendulum, btw, in Munich)

I'm getting too old. Math is for young peoples, with intact brains.




myotherself -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 12:32:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster




Math is for young peoples, with intact brains.



I try to tell that to my students. When I can get them off their mobile phones long enough to listen, that is...




GreedyTop -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 12:35:35 AM)

*hugs da mathbunny*




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 12:37:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself


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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster




Math is for young peoples, with intact brains.



I try to tell that to my students. When I can get them off their mobile phones long enough to listen, that is...



Are you the type of teacher that has a classroom pet? 




PeonForHer -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 3:12:34 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BKSir

I most certainly do.
Also... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doz5w2W-jAY


Excellent choice! You know, I've had a little fantasy of doing that all the way through as a party piece. I can do quite a good impression of Rex Harrison, though I say it myself. I've never found anyone who'll step up for the Wilfred Hyde-White part, though.

Right, no more of this thread-jacking. The theme of this thread's too interesting for such naughtiness this time.




Charnegui -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 3:37:44 AM)

I adore men for all reasons named above, though I'm a very feministic in a lot of ways... I'd like to be taken care for, sometimes not to have to make decisions, to not have to think where we are going to. And my most important reason, Not to have to walk alone on my eveninground with my dog, but to chitchat together in a very quiet and dark night. *grinnzz*

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killing bugs, lifting heavy things, fixing cars, and fucking. Even though I can do the first three rather well on my own that last one seems just wrong when there isn't a man involved.


I like it even more with a woman involved, but just a woman doesn't push my buttons.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 4:11:53 AM)

Nope, I don't.
I don't see the point of them really. Other than sperm production, but to be honest we could just farm a small selection of the good ones for that and cull the rest.




CreepyStalker -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 4:20:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

I like that they are better at math.


They're not.
Not naturally better at least. They do get a slight natural advantage in spatial aspects of geometry, but other than that it's all social bollox and an uneven education system that results in greater numbers of boys choosing maths beyond compulsory qualifications and thus achieving more. Ones that do are still a relatively small section of the population though anyway.




MzMinx -> RE: Do you actually rather like men? (5/7/2011 4:26:08 AM)


pretty much everything already mentioned

hmmm and the shapes their bodies make .... nothing nicer than muscle moving beneath flesh .. arms ... back .. shoulders .... all so yummmmy .... its just so much more obvious and delectable than it is in most woman (who are yummy in their own ways) simply because of the way their bodies are made


now I can enjoy them purely as eye candy ..... but I personaly like them bound and displayed and teased so those lovely muscles squirm for my delight ...




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