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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/19/2011 11:33:51 PM   
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Where are the boatloads of hot men?! Do I have to head out to the "Hell Bound" line to party?!

I mean, I could call a couple of exes, but if the rapture doen't occur, and I have to see them again, they'll think I want a relationship again. What do do?? M

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 7:27:46 AM   
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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?


I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for condoms and then they'll be over


So, they aint true believers then?  Cuz I mean, otherwise:   WHY?

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 7:58:28 AM   
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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?


I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for condoms and then they'll be over


So, they aint true believers then?  Cuz I mean, otherwise:   WHY?


If I remember rightly, condoms aren't considered natural contraception, hence the Catholic Church forbids them...


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:10:43 AM   
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Btw where is my itinerary for The Rapture? I'm kinda busy tomorrow and would like to know exactly when it's happening, I don't want to be caught in an embarrassing situation (like stepping out of the shower and not being dressed or following a call of nature - you get the drift).

It's such a poorly planned event!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:14:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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So, what time does the pillaging and plundering start?


I checked and they said hang tight, their headed to the pharmacy for condoms and then they'll be over


So, they aint true believers then?  Cuz I mean, otherwise:   WHY?


If I remember rightly, condoms aren't considered natural contraception, hence the Catholic Church forbids them...



And there is no compunction by other churches to wear them as in:

Thou shalt wear no condoms with others before me.

(Its just a kinda yuk-o thing is all)

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:17:23 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Btw where is my itinerary for The Rapture? I'm kinda busy tomorrow and would like to know exactly when it's happening, I don't want to be caught in an embarrassing situation (like stepping out of the shower and not being dressed or following a call of nature - you get the drift).

It's such a poorly planned event!

Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go.

Worse yet, be getting a little and your partner POOOOOOF off they go and leave you behind.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:20:15 AM   
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I think most follow that odd thing:

Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

So hence no contraception - ya know, considering some posters, I most sincerely hope they aren't Christians and use condoms, if they multiply, maybe that rapture thing is a good idea?

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:21:29 AM   
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Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go.

Worse yet, be getting a little and your partner POOOOOOF off they go and leave you behind.


Yup! Somebody should call the event organizers and tell them!

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:22:40 AM   
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well, there may be a mistake if the subject is indeed condoms, it could have been said:

rupture

and someone misheard it and went off the deep end.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:27:07 AM   
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well, there may be a mistake if the subject is indeed condoms, it could have been said:

rupture

and someone misheard it and went off the deep end.

Especially if while the couple was in rapture...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 8:30:12 AM   
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The child will not come to term unless we are talking ancient history here.

The gal got about 34 hours to poop that bun outta the oven.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 9:34:57 AM   
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So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 12:21:44 PM   
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So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic...


mnottertail, Musicmystery, moonhead, and I are all meeting at the golf-course to run down subs with golf carts... wanna come, we'll call a few youg men from the Mit Romney campaign you can run over

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 12:23:22 PM   
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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 12:25:11 PM   
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Is that Obama driving that thing?  Looks like he's with us.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 2:31:42 PM   
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So what are your plans for tomorrow? Before we might get off topic...


mnottertail, Musicmystery, moonhead, and I are all meeting at the golf-course to run down subs with golf carts... wanna come, we'll call a few youg men from the Mit Romney campaign you can run over


Count me in, haven't played golf in a while but used to be quite decent, maybe you could put a few of the birthers and tea baggers on the ground, asses in the air and I could practise my putting a bit?

But I realized the 21st is such a a stupid day, on the 24th is Bobsday (Bob Dylan's bday, all hail his Bobness), surely the world can't end before I celebrated that with torturing everybody around me with chosen Dylan songs... I mean it's a tradition I had ever since my teenage days...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 2:49:34 PM   
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And right on cue....

Check out these guys. They do Dylan better than Dylan. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RoCJAwW58

And it's even a political song!


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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 2:56:09 PM   
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Wouldn't that just totally suck to be in the middle of taking a nice dump and POOOOOOF off ya go.



Sucked for Lenny Bruce and Elvis.

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 3:09:54 PM   
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And right on cue....

Check out these guys. They do Dylan better than Dylan. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RoCJAwW58

And it's even a political song!




I'll check that out later, actually on cue, on TV there's a movie about Weissmann, the guy who was searching through Dylan's rubbish to get an "insight" into his psyche...

Though I have to tell you I am super fussy about Dylan covers and hate most Dylan covers, though in his movie Masked and Anonymous are a few good covers, it's just his voice is ideal for his songs...

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RE: Depending on viewpoint The Rapture/judgement Day is... - 5/20/2011 4:38:03 PM   
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Though I have to tell you I am super fussy about Dylan covers and hate most Dylan covers, though in his movie Masked and Anonymous are a few good covers, it's just his voice is ideal for his songs...


Pretty much the ONLY good Dylan songs are covers of Dylan songs.

And tomorrow I get to hear one of the best!

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