Moonhead
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote:
I've never eaten anybody's pets. Not even that girl at university who had a pet sheep: we thought she'd notice if we cut a leg off it for the barbecue... Course you just thought about 'barbecuing' the sheep No, I thought about cutting its leg off and barbecuing that: if we'd killed it the sheep would would have needed bleeding, hanging, cleaning, all that shit. Too much effort with a minimart around the corner...
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I like to think he was eaten by rats, in the dark, during a fog. It's what he would have wanted... (Simon R Green on the late James Herbert)
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