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LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 11:26:18 AM)
Errr, it sounds a bit wrong, I mean, I wasn't planning to feed him my cats or other things, strictly talking about food I would even cook for him

OttersSwim -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 11:29:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Even the Dom's are prostituting themselves. <---- will Dom for food Cool, if you can dom my cats, I shall feed you... Come on, you like a bit of pussy... [:D] Pics or it didn't happen. I just got a mental picture of RS with a chair and a whip in front of LC's little housecat! With his paw in the air and a plaintive "MEW!" coming out of his mouth... [:D]

Marc2b -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 11:38:54 AM)
quote: are all the dom women on here hookers? seems like they are Don't be daft! Of course they are not all Hookers! In fact, only one is a Hooker. There are, however, several Smiths and Jones, a few O'Conner's and a Tessenbaum.

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 11:55:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Even the Dom's are prostituting themselves. <---- will Dom for food Cool, if you can dom my cats, I shall feed you... Come on, you like a bit of pussy... [:D] Pics or it didn't happen. I just got a mental picture of RS with a chair and a whip in front of LC's little housecat! With his paw in the air and a plaintive "MEW!" coming out of his mouth... [:D] The problem is, I got 2 cats (brothers from the same litter) one is dainty and small and a with the typical Burmese markings, while the other one is amazingly big, not fat but just large (people joke that he must be a stretch cat) and both are feisty little buggers who terrorize both dogs and insist that they investigate the dog bowls before the dogs are allowed to eat. The friend who's staying with us for a while told us proudly he had tamed the little one into not clawing anymore when he wants food and tried to demonstrate it... A few band aids later, he admitted defeat...

popularDemand -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 11:58:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh Oh FFS, grow a pair and stop complaining. Do you have any idea how old this song and dance is? Do you have the same problem meeting dominant women offline? Was he complaining? pD

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:03:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh Oh FFS, grow a pair and stop complaining. Do you have any idea how old this song and dance is? Do you have the same problem meeting dominant women offline? According to his profile he's a Dom... We all know that there is nothing more domly than having a bit of a pity party and complaining endlessly...

mummyman321 -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:09:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Cool, if you can dom my cats, I shall feed you... Come on, you like a bit of pussy... [:D] LadyC, I cannot Dom your cats But! I can be a big ball of saran wrap for them to play with LOL!

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:13:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Cool, if you can dom my cats, I shall feed you... Come on, you like a bit of pussy... [:D] LadyC, I cannot Dom your cats But! I can be a big ball of saran wrap for them to play with LOL! Mind you, usually I am completely against involving animals into kink, but I can see how you being wrapped up in saran and then having cat and dog food smeared on your soles could provide some amusement, or maybe wrapping a bit of a fave cat treat into the saran wrap, have I told you they gnaw and scratch through almost anything [:D]

LadyPact -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:13:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze According to his profile he's a Dom... We all know that there is nothing more domly than having a bit of a pity party and complaining endlessly... Oh, yay. [8\|] Another 'dom' who is interested in Dominant females. Will the joys of summer never end?

Marc2b -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:18:17 PM)
quote: Oh, yay. Another 'dom' who is interested in Dominant females. Will the joys of summer never end? I'm intetrested in dominant females... as long as they do exactly what I tell 'em when I tell 'em! Of course this is where the trouble usually begins. You should have seen it the last time I hooked up with a dominant female... we both went for the whip at the same time and... [sm=slappy.gif]

mummyman321 -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:21:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Mind you, usually I am completely against involving animals into kink, but I can see how you being wrapped up in saran and then having cat and dog food smeared on your soles could provide some amusement, or maybe wrapping a bit of a fave cat treat into the saran wrap, have I told you they gnaw and scratch through almost anything [:D] Would you believe I was once wrapped for an overnight. The lady had a pet possum, which I had not idea see had. So after the play had settled down for a while I started to drift off to sleep. Then I feel this creature crawling up on me. Luckily the wrap was thick enough the claws did not go through. The possum sat on top me and starred at me for a while, the curled up into a ball and went to sleep. I do not freak out much, but this sort of shocked me.

flcouple2009 -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:22:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious Prostitutes AND hookers? Now I'm wondering what the difference is supposed to be... Prostitutes come to you Hookers you go find

sirsholly -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:27:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead No, they're not. The time I asked a domme if she'd blow me for a tenner I got my nose broken and was asked to leave the munch... Moonhead, you jerk. I WAS wearing a clean white tee shirt.

sirsholly -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:33:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Even the Dom's are prostituting themselves. <---- will Dom for food Cool, if you can dom my cats, I shall feed you... Come on, you like a bit of pussy... [:D] Pics or it didn't happen. I just got a mental picture of RS with a chair and a whip in front of LC's little housecat! With his paw in the air and a plaintive "MEW!" coming out of his mouth... [:D] mew [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/wavingbcat.gif[/image]

sirsholly -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:35:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: flcouple2009 quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious Prostitutes AND hookers? Now I'm wondering what the difference is supposed to be... Prostitutes come to you Hookers you go find i thought call girls come to you....

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:50:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Mind you, usually I am completely against involving animals into kink, but I can see how you being wrapped up in saran and then having cat and dog food smeared on your soles could provide some amusement, or maybe wrapping a bit of a fave cat treat into the saran wrap, have I told you they gnaw and scratch through almost anything [:D] Would you believe I was once wrapped for an overnight. The lady had a pet possum, which I had not idea see had. So after the play had settled down for a while I started to drift off to sleep. Then I feel this creature crawling up on me. Luckily the wrap was thick enough the claws did not go through. The possum sat on top me and starred at me for a while, the curled up into a ball and went to sleep. I do not freak out much, but this sort of shocked me. How do you feel about pony sized dogs? Most people freak out when they see what they do to show their affection - taking my chin or throat between their jaws and make little whimpering noises... I do trust them though ;)

mummyman321 -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 12:56:36 PM)
I love dogs. I am pretty much a pet lover. I grew up with 2 dogs (german shepard and a mut) and had a pet raccon for awhile. I am not afraid of animal in general. I just was not expecting a possum to crawl on top of me! I did not know if someone left the backdoor open or what LOL Now on the other hand I hate insects. Particularly spiders. Anything with 8 legs is just not natural!

WantsOfTheFlesh -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 1:06:41 PM)
quote: Prostitutes AND hookers? Now I'm wondering what the difference is supposed to be... Prostitutes sell sexual services for money, while "hookers" are either folks from one of the many townships of Hooker, obsessive fans of TJ Hooker or players in the middle of a front row scrum...

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 1:07:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 Now on the other hand I hate insects. Particularly spiders. Anything with 8 legs is just not natural! I have found a person who understand me, let me hug and kiss you, and then wrap you up.... Insects (including butterflies) just squid me out and spiders are put on the planet to terrorize me and get me close to heath attacks... HATE THEM

tazzygirl -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 1:12:10 PM)
quote: Mind you, usually I am completely against involving animals into kink, but I can see how you being wrapped up in saran and then having cat and dog food smeared on your soles could provide some amusement, or maybe wrapping a bit of a fave cat treat into the saran wrap, have I told you they gnaw and scratch through almost anything Cat nip. Bawhawhawhaw

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