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Moonhead -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 2:14:42 PM)
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ORIGINAL: hlen5
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
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Thought I remembered you. You got lambasted for the last thread you posted which was basically the same kind of whine
damn good thing this thread is hijacked.
But did it HAVE to be hijacked for *shudder* spiders?
I mean...really people...ick.
Just...ick.
Yuck.
Bleeeech.
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/dislikesmiley.gif[/image]
How 'bout giraffes then?
This giraffe walks into a bar and yells, "The high balls are on me".
Chap walks into a bar with a gorilla and a giraffe. He gets a couple of beers for the gorilla and himself, but the giraffe demands a bottle of scotch.
The chap and the gorilla take a table and the guy bungs his change in the jukebox. The giraffe, meanwhile, swilling down scotch like it's going out of fashion, reels up to a table full of female undergraduates*, pulls a lascivious face, and starts making indecent suggestions. He leaves when one of the girls threatens to stick his bottle up his arse if he doesn't go away.
As he reels away again, he brushes past a fellow at the bar, and spills his drink. The chap at the bar starts to say something, but is put off by the giraffe screaming abuse at him. The bloke at the bar demands an apology. The giraffe farts at him. he stands up and punches the giraffe out.
The gorilla and the fellow who was with the giraffe finish their drinks and get up to leave. The barman calls out to them:
"You can't leave that lying there," he ays, pointing at the giraffe. The chap who came in with it rolls his eyes.
"It isn't a lion, he says, it's a giraffe. It just thinks it's a bloody lion..."
*(Limey for "sorority girls")
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