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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 6:15:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: you iz ebil!! Nah... this iz ebil! [image]local://upfiles/620156/5EC00B0FEBFC4DAEA02598F280E9E284.gif[/image] That is beautiful!!! Not ebil at all.

BurntKitty -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 7:16:03 PM)
Giraffes & spiders. Says it all. [image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-no-not-until-someone-gets-rid-of-that-spider.jpg[/image]

BonesFromAsh -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 7:31:15 PM)
Just for the spider lovers, taken outside my kitchen window last summer.... [image]local://upfiles/1022544/2E4E618AB9EA4FD09551ABADC171B850.jpg[/image]

tazzygirl -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 8:08:54 PM)
~snatches up my cat nip and goes home

BurntKitty -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 8:12:31 PM)
[image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/1657337d-c658-4057-a1bd-3d45ca887a17.jpg[/image]

ResidentSadist -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/2/2011 9:20:13 PM)
So what happened with your "are there any women on here who arent prostitutes or already owned by someone?" thread? You bomb out trying to score submissive pussy and now you're hitting on Dommes? quote: ORIGINAL: servvemenoww are all the dom women on here hookers? Unfortunately not . . . some you actually have to have an attractive personality and body to get their interest. Sucks don't it? You can't just pay all of them to call you out on the tiles and humiliate you for the dumbass switchy little shithead Dom you really are while you jack off on their feet. I'll save you posting your next thread "are all switches on here hookers" and give you the answer now. No, not all women are hookers but apparently if you want some nookie, judging from your posts, you're gonna' have to pay for it.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 1:06:48 AM)
Ima just thinking the OP thinks prostitutes are better off than hookers. Prostitute = good. Hooker = drugs, raggedy lookin and waitin for the serial killer to show up in his old van with no windows at the back. But that's just a guess. Not the smartest assumption to be made, but not like we haven't seen it before in ooooooooooo previous 948,753 threads?

SternSkipper -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 4:59:29 AM)
quote: are all the dom women on here hookers? seems like they are I usually start with "Hi Ladies, what's up' ... But I'm learning a lot from suave Dudes like you ... continue

sirsholly -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 5:01:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty Giraffes & spiders. Says it all. [image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-no-not-until-someone-gets-rid-of-that-spider.jpg[/image] now this is just too cute!!

SternSkipper -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 5:07:04 AM)
quote: Yes they are. Pick one and send them all of your money. He got that wrong... Pick a Girl and send ME the money [image]local://upfiles/18637/F61F24ECD1334B9588C76663A609ABBB.jpg[/image]

LikesEmYoungNHng -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 2:38:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: you iz ebil!! Nah... this iz ebil! [image]local://upfiles/620156/5EC00B0FEBFC4DAEA02598F280E9E284.gif[/image] that shixx is creepy!!

LikesEmYoungNHng -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 2:40:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty Giraffes & spiders. Says it all. [image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-no-not-until-someone-gets-rid-of-that-spider.jpg[/image] now this is just too cute!! BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA [sm=lol.gif]

LikesEmYoungNHng -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 2:42:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh Just for the spider lovers, taken outside my kitchen window last summer.... [image]local://upfiles/1022544/2E4E618AB9EA4FD09551ABADC171B850.jpg[/image] I have a spider that looks similar to that in my yard. I named him Henry.

mnottertail -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/3/2011 2:44:16 PM)
You will have to provide your own french accents outrageous for this.... A man strolls the Champs Elysee in Paris and accosts a beautiful woman... Monsieur: Will you go to bed with me, Mademoiselle? Mademoiselle: (aghast, taken aback) What common streetwalker do you take me for, Monsieur? Monsieur: But Mademoiselle, I will give you 50,000 francs for the honor of this interlude. Mademoiselle: Oh, but Monsieur; I can see I have misjudged you, you are certainly a man of genteel nature and of great refinement...(coquettishly) What will you do when we share our bed of love? Monsieur: I will lay you ever so gently in the finest of linens in Paris, I will sprinkle you with fresh rose petals, I will bind you tightly in the softest and silkiest flaxen ropes available—All the while; softly whispering passionate and wonderful words of lustiness in your pretty little ear. Mademoiselle: (fanning herself, chest heaving) And then what will you do with me, Monsieur? Monsieur: I will then bring forth my riding crop and beat you mercilessly and ceaselessly as you scream....... Mademoiselle: (horrified) Mon Dieu! And how long will you beat me for, Monsieur? Monsieur: Until I am once again in possession of my 50,000 francs; you ignorant whore...

LadyConstanze -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/4/2011 3:36:14 AM)
Reminds me of the radio interview, I think Bardot did it at the height of her fame, I read somewhere that somebody asked her if she'd make love in front of a camera for x amount of money, she was aghast and said "No, most certainly not!" they increased the sum and her protests became less shocked until she finally said yes... Don't know if the story is true, but if you're honest, everybody has a price and I am not sure if any of us could resist astronomical sums of money (think millions, never ever working again unless you want to, living a life of luxury...) for an hour of sex with somebody you possibly don't even find unattractive... Guess what, I think most guys would be cheaper than the women...

Muttling -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/4/2011 7:13:39 AM)
Ok, we've got the hookers and prostitutes figured out. I wonder who the pimps and madams are? Can we take a poll and nominate someone to be the "Heidi Fleiss" of Collarme? One note, you simple MUST look hot in handcuffs.... [img]http://www.heidifleiss.com/pictures/heidi-fleiss-0005.jpg[/img]

hlen5 -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/4/2011 11:42:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Reminds me of the radio interview, I think Bardot did it at the height of her fame, I read somewhere that somebody asked her if she'd make love in front of a camera for x amount of money, she was aghast and said "No, most certainly not!" they increased the sum and her protests became less shocked until she finally said yes... Don't know if the story is true, but if you're honest, everybody has a price and I am not sure if any of us could resist astronomical sums of money (think millions, never ever working again unless you want to, living a life of luxury...) for an hour of sex with somebody you possibly don't even find unattractive... Guess what, I think most guys would be cheaper than the women... Reminds me of a story: Mark Twain was chatting with a society dame. He asked, "If I were to give $2 million to charity for your favors, would you sleep with me?". She said "Yes". MT said, "Well then, would you do it for $2 dollars?". She said "What do you take me for??!!! MT said "We've already decided what you are, we're simply negotiating a price". If this story ain't true, it ought to be!!

DeviantlyD -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/5/2011 4:24:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Lemme guess, posting under your other screen name doesn't work all that well, because you are [awaiting approval] See, I just don't understand the whole sock puppet mentality. Do people really have that much time on their hands? Apparently so. ;)

angelikaJ -> RE: hookers and prostitutes (6/5/2011 4:58:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: servvemenoww are all the dom women on here hookers? seems like they are Your 9 word profile is without punctuation and has "seeking" spelled wrong. Your questions here are without proper capitalization. Are you always this lazy? The fact that you have put no effort into your profile will make you pickens' for would be scammers. It makes you reek of non-discernment. Additionally, your profile gives no indication of what kind of man you are, what you have to offer or what you are looking for. You have been here for just over 6 months. It took me 18 months to find my One. (We have been together over 2 years btw.) Are you always this impatient? Do you want to be someone's One? Then you actually need to put some effort into how you are presenting yourself. What are you offering? What makes *you* worthy? This is your second post to CM. The last one was also whiny. Whininess is not a very appealing quality in a dominant (or any) partner. Your current ID is not something rooted in reality. That is likely to attract that which you are not seeking. You need to learn how to be discening without being bitter. Look for women close to your age in your location and see what other patterns you have been falling into? Are you actually reading the profiles of the women you are interested in? Have you been going for profiles with photos of very attractive women? Are you going to your local munches and meeting "real people". There are other ways of meeting women besides CM.

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