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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )

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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:00:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 Dear Loki, I have this terrible urge for sex, what can I do to solve this problem? Thank you in advance for your wise wisdom. Dear cuddleheart50, The solution is very simple. Make a new profile and where it say's orientation click "Domme", then click lesbian, and the first thing on your blurb type the following; "NO MEN! NO MEN! NOT INTERESTED IN SEX!" I think that will do it. CM may start charging you to add a bulk mail storage folder.

LadyArakney -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:18:40 PM)
Oh come on now, use some business sense ... don't you know that the "outtakes" can be used for a completely separate series? LOL

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:25:38 PM)
Dear Loki...I have just earned my first paddle...now what do I do with it...signed no clue in Indy.....[8D]

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:32:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub Dear Loki...I have just earned my first paddle...now what do I do with it...signed no clue in Indy.....[8D] Dear No Clue in Indy, Congratulations. As you know the forums are often spammed by HNG's, wankers, and whiners. The paddle gives you the power to paddle them all over the threads, critique profiles, and start stupid polls. The later I must caution you about, only poll yourself if you have enough self-confidence to laugh at the results.

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:53:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub Dear Loki...I have just earned my first paddle...now what do I do with it...signed no clue in Indy.....[8D] Dear No Clue in Indy, Congratulations. As you know the forums are often spammed by HNG's, wankers, and whiners. The paddle gives you the power to paddle them all over the threads, critique profiles, and start stupid polls. The later I must caution you about, only poll yourself if you have enough self-confidence to laugh at the results. ...Dear Loki...I am quite sure I am not quite that masochistic...but am thinking that even in some sadists lies a wee bit of a masochist..[:D]Tempting

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 12:57:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub Dear Loki...I am quite sure I am not quite that masochistic...but am thinking that even in some sadists lies a wee bit of a masochist..[:D]Tempting Dear Tempting, As masochistic as this may seem, the truth is after the polls are closed this particular sadist will be changing all the poll questions to predetermined ego boosts.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 1:40:00 PM)
Speaking of scary answers: Loki, You do realize that the option I suggested, and was added more than half way through the thread is now the second most popular, right after Yall be fulla crap! Oh, and by the way, I was at work for 5 hours, 4 of which I drank coffee and chatted with a cute girl. See how I was made to suffer? Enjoy it now? Yours, benji

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 1:45:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Speaking of scary answers: Loki, You do realize that the option I suggested, and was added more than half way through the thread is now the second most popular, right after Yall be fulla crap! Oh, and by the way, I was at work for 5 hours, 4 of which I drank coffee and chatted with a cute girl. See how I was made to suffer? Enjoy it now? Yours, benji Dear benji, For my own sadistic pleasure I will imagine you are a gay hetero-phobic, allergic to coffee, and have ulcers on your butt.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 1:56:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Dear benji, For my own sadistic pleasure I will imagine you are a gay hetero-phobic, allergic to coffee, and have ulcers on your butt. Loki, With an imagination like that, you could cyber with yourself! Yours, benji

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 2:09:16 PM)
Pats benji on the head Good one pup. I am impressed.

emeraude -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:21:35 PM)
quote: Tell him you are giddy with fear. Thank you o Wise One. If it doesn't work, may I tell him that you told me to say it? eme

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:32:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: emeraude Thank you o Wise One. If it doesn't work, may I tell him that you told me to say it? eme Dear eme, As long as he posts in the form of a question. smiles

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 4:14:55 PM)
Dear Loki, i just cleaned out my purse and discovered that i have stolen four pens, two sticky note pads, a steno pad and too many paperclips to count, from work. What should i do? Should i confess or just quit my job? OH, and i work for the government, which means for you, in case that matters. guilty in maryland

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 5:12:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterRobsalayna Dear Loki, i just cleaned out my purse and discovered that i have stolen four pens, two sticky note pads, a steno pad and too many paperclips to count, from work. What should i do? Should i confess or just quit my job? OH, and i work for the government, which means for you, in case that matters. guilty in maryland Dear guilty in maryland, I think you are way off base in your outlook of the situation. I think you should revaluate the situation. I suggest you get a much bigger purse, steal much more product, and open your own moonlight office supply. If you consider that you work for the government then you have already paid for the supplies you are stealing. You can't steal what you already have bought.

MasterRobsalayna -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 5:24:19 PM)
[/quote] Dear guilty in maryland, I think you are way off base in your outlook of the situation. I think you should revaluate the situation. I suggest you get a much bigger purse, steal much more product, and open your own moonlight office supply. If you consider that you work for the government then you have already paid for the supplies you are stealing. You can't steal what you already have bought. [/quote] Ooooh!! i get to buy a new purse? Thank you, oh wise one, for your advice. i really need to re-stock the home office and now, i get to do it without guilt! i will certainly send all my friends to the Forum God of Mischief for guidance. No longer guilty in Maryland

Vendaval -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 7:11:10 PM)
Dear Loki, I am wondering just how much benji really looks like a dog. Does he have a cute tail or not? How big is his neck for that bright pink doggie collar? How can I find out. Sincerely, Mystress Vendaval Lazuli Disorderly House

wytchywoman -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 7:25:54 PM)
Dear Loki, I seem to attract a lot of unwanted attention from cops. They are stalking me. I can't walk out the door without being ordered to "assume the position". I don't really know why I attract this much attention from them, but I get turned on by the cop cuffs, the cop uniforms and being ordered to "assume the position". Spread eagled over the hood of a cop car is getting to be a real turn on. Any suggestion on how to break this addiction and furthermore any suggestions on how to get the cops off my ass before I steal their cuffs and run?

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 7:51:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Dear Loki, I am wondering just how much benji really looks like a dog. Does he have a cute tail or not? How big is his neck for that bright pink doggie collar? How can I find out. Sincerely, Mystress Vendaval Lazuli Disorderly House Dear Vendaval, I will give you the link to benji's pic. post # 48 http://www.collarchat.com/m_367848/mpage_3/key_/tm.htm

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 7:59:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wytchywoman Dear Loki, I seem to attract a lot of unwanted attention from cops. They are stalking me. I can't walk out the door without being ordered to "assume the position". I don't really know why I attract this much attention from them, but I get turned on by the cop cuffs, the cop uniforms and being ordered to "assume the position". Spread eagled over the hood of a cop car is getting to be a real turn on. Any suggestion on how to break this addiction and furthermore any suggestions on how to get the cops off my ass before I steal their cuffs and run? Dear wytchy, They are on my payroll and keeping you hot and bothered until such a time that I get to do all that evil shit to you.

MistressLove999 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 11:53:53 PM)
Dear Loki, I do have a serious problem........I forgot what it was I was gonna say.........damn CRS ugh.....lmaooooooo

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