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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:10:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Yup...that would do it.
Can you get one of those at Walmart?


Dear Aileen68... you cutie

Wal-mart, K-mart, Target and other fine retailers.

P.S. Sorry I had to expose you to that but it is the most revolting thing I have ever found on the web.




Aileen68 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:15:37 AM)

And yet...if she has a pulse, the trolls will come.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:19:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

And yet...if she has a pulse, the trolls will come.


Dear Aileen68... you cutie

I highly recommend you send that pic to prospective Trolls instead of deleting or blocking them. Explain to them that your profile pick is just a lure so they will learn to love your mind and not the package. I trust you can create a very plausible explanation for the disfigurement... er... misplacement.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:19:45 AM)

Is pulse now a stipulation? 

Yours,


benji

PS:  Yes, Loki, yes it is.  I think you should be renamed forum God of Oh my God I'm gonna puke.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:21:16 AM)

That is forum GOD of mischief, not forum DOG of mischief. Get it strait pup and your wish may come true.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:24:12 AM)

Which wish would you want, where?

Or, to paraphrase, What did I ask for?

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:26:16 AM)

post # 56 my mentally retentive pup.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:27:34 AM)

Right.

But I did write GOD, not DOG.

Just FYI.

Y'all's,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:31:27 AM)

Option granted pup.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:36:37 AM)

I would actually prefer you restart the poll, to give everyone the option of changing their answers.

Or is that just pushing it, oh mighty forum God of weeeeee I'm high?

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:39:54 AM)

Pup, I am going to give you a word that you will become very familiar with... SUFFER!




gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:41:39 AM)

Already there.  It's Sunday, 6:40 am, and I'm off to work.  That's cruel, unusual, AND non-consensual.  Damn boss-man.

Yers,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 3:44:57 AM)

For some reason, benji, that felt really good! *Stashes his sadistic side* I don't know why your suffering pleases me so.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 4:40:52 AM)

Dear Loki,
I am prone to fits of unexplain erruptions of laughing immediately after sipping liquid refreshments. All of this makes for a very messy monitor and keyboard. Do you have any suggestions?
LT
p.s. I chose option 3, not that that is necessarily a bad thing.......if only Iowa US would........le' sigh




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 4:52:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Dear Loki,
I am prone to fits of unexplain erruptions of laughing immediately after sipping liquid refreshments. All of this makes for a very messy monitor and keyboard. Do you have any suggestions?
LT
p.s. I chose option 3, not that that is necessarily a bad thing.......if only Iowa US would........le' sigh



Dear LaTigresse,

It is a common problem and after stalk… er… um… following your posts I have a few suggestions.

1.     Go cold turkey on CM forums (I wouldn’t either).
2.     Stop drinking. I know it is only a three or four day masochist trip, but then your worries are over. 
3.   Come over and we can begin intensive therapy (evil grin).




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 5:01:37 AM)

Dear Loki,
Now now dear incorrigible one. I did not say WHAT I am usually drinking....currently my most favourite coffee in the whole wide world and usually good old H2O.

As far as cold turkey on the Loki......ahem...forum posts............how utterly boring and machochistic that would be of me and, well, no.

Intensive therapy.....hmmmm.......you little tease! Given the clash of wills and two bizzare senses of humour.........the option of choice #3...........the fact that I chose it and didn't "necessarily think it is a bad thing..........That could be quite.......interesting.

HEY!!!! I wonder if we could get an HBO pay-per-view deal!?!?!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 5:25:16 AM)

There you go getting me all excited. Man I love being a lesbian, all the HOT babe’s flirt with me. New HBO series…

Big Spank

Two hedonistic dominant’s run three houses full of slaves. It is a head to head love hate relationship. They are both strong willed and often head to head but the XXX sex makes up for everything. Of course the antagonist would have to be a scruffy dog named benji who owns interest in their BDSM manufacturing company.

I really think this series is going to work. Come over and we can start rehearsing. I thought we could just adlib all the dialogue and rehearse the XXX stuff. I recommend at least 15 hours a day of hard-core preparation.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 5:53:52 AM)

I must remember to have my lawyer add a clause to my contract.......All scenes in which LT collapses in a fit of un Dommely like giggles must be edited out to preserve her Dignified Image....





cuddleheart50 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 6:44:17 AM)

Dear Loki,
I have this terrible urge for sex, what can I do to solve this problem?
Thank you in advance for your wise wisdom.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/14/2006 11:52:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I must remember to have my lawyer add a clause to my contract.......All scenes in which LT collapses in a fit of un Dommely like giggles must be edited out to preserve her Dignified Image....




Dear LaTigresse,

After consulting with the producers of HBO they are of the opinion that a gigglegasm may be the perfect edge this fresh new show needs.




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