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Dear Loki

Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium

26% (27)

Is Loki just full of crap

35% (36)

Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws

37% (38)

Total Votes : 101

(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 10:24:17 PM)
Dear Loki, I am still having trouble with the rhino-thing. I tried standing on my head. . . damn that was a feat in flexibility . . . but it did not help. Any other suggestions? Should I go to a different level first, or should I buy more arrows/bombs? And what is a call killer? And when are you coming to cum in Kansas to collect your just payment for services rendered? Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas Best, LaMalinche

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 10:33:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Dear Loki, I am still having trouble with the rhino-thing. I tried standing on my head. . . damn that was a feat in flexibility . . . but it did not help. Any other suggestions? Should I go to a different level first, or should I buy more arrows/bombs? And what is a call killer? And when are you coming to cum in Kansas to collect your just payment for services rendered? Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas Best, LaMalinche Dear Inquisitive and still Testing in Kansas, While standing on your head was you’re tongue hanging out of the right side of your mouth? I would go for bombs. Call killer- I believe you and I have already discussed this critter for strangulation and electrocution of callers. I still can't quite get all those directions figured out. You better cum here. She doesn’t know she will be building Lokiwood. hee hee

Gauge -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 11:02:09 PM)
Dear Loki, I live in an apartment complex. I am aware that I will be able to hear other people's noises and that does not bother me. The lady that lives above me is completely daft and all I have to do is smile and she calls the cops because my smile is too loud. I am in a quandary as to how to handle this situation because I am not a noisy person. I have tried to rationalize with her and it does no good. How can I handle this problem once and for all? Thanks, Distressed Decibels

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 11:41:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Dear Loki, I live in an apartment complex. I am aware that I will be able to hear other people's noises and that does not bother me. The lady that lives above me is completely daft and all I have to do is smile and she calls the cops because my smile is too loud. I am in a quandary as to how to handle this situation because I am not a noisy person. I have tried to rationalize with her and it does no good. How can I handle this problem once and for all? Thanks, Distressed Decibels Dear Distressed Decibels, The best solution I have found for this dilemma is to report her as being a Nazi war criminal.

LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 11:56:20 PM)
Dear Loki, How should I give better directions? Without a quadrent, in Kansas Best, LaMalinche

LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 11:58:33 PM)
Dear Loki, I have chewed off all of my nails, what should I chew on now? N'ashing for a reply in Kansas Best, LaMalinche

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 12:06:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Dear Loki, How should I give better directions? Without a quadrent, in Kansas Best, LaMalinche Dear Without a quadrent, in Kansas, S T R is good nuff. I can track you down by that! [sm=trident.gif]

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 12:08:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Dear Loki, I have chewed off all of my nails, what should I chew on now? N'ashing for a reply in Kansas Best, LaMalinche Dear N'ashing for a reply in Kansas, I would use those switchy talents and consider CBT. Here is a benji whistle.

VandalHeart -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 1:09:57 AM)
Dear Loki, It hurts when I lick the light socket. What should I do to stop the hurting? Socket Sucker (giggity)

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 1:19:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VandalHeart Dear Loki, It hurts when I lick the light socket. What should I do to stop the hurting? Socket Sucker (giggity) Dear Socket Sucker, Start with a lower voltage and amped light first and work your way up. There is no other way.

VandalHeart -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 1:51:50 AM)
Dear Loki, (sigh of relief) Thank you! Everybody else thought I was telling a "Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this" joke and just told me to stop. Should I dominate them into licking the light sockets too? Socket Sucker (giggity-giggity)

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 1:55:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VandalHeart Dear Loki, (sigh of relief) Thank you! Everybody else thought I was telling a "Hey Doc, it hurts when I do this" joke and just told me to stop. Should I dominate them into licking the light sockets too? Socket Sucker (giggity-giggity) Dear Socket Sucker, I would recommend full restraints and hood. Then get you a pedal from a sewing machine so you can have foot control variable voltage. Then unleash the sadist! [sm=evil.gif]

VandalHeart -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:01:49 AM)
Oh, goodie...[sm=trident.gif][sm=evil.gif][sm=crop.gif]

Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:05:07 AM)
LOL... methinks a sewing machine will soon be missing a foot drive!

MochaMistress -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 5:49:56 AM)
Dear Loki, When I drive by construction workers I have the desire to jump out tuss them up in duct tape toss them in the back of my truck and take them out to the mountains to make them squeal like a pig. How do I curb this desire? MM

VandalHeart -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 7:13:59 AM)
(wow...I gotta get into the construction business)

LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 7:43:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: Dustyn Dear Loki, Do you really wear green tights like the comic book Loki? smirk (been collecting Thor for years now and just couldn't resist asking... sorry) - Dustyn Dear Dustyn, Only in certain TPE scenes such as, Loki vs LaTigress. An action packed comic book adventure. Just not really sure who the villain is. That is Villainess to you!!!.............digging in cedar chest for the black cat suit with laces in all the inappropriate places.......

Dustyn -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 11:26:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: Dustyn Dear Loki, Do you really wear green tights like the comic book Loki? smirk (been collecting Thor for years now and just couldn't resist asking... sorry) - Dustyn Dear Dustyn, Only in certain TPE scenes such as, Loki vs LaTigress. An action packed comic book adventure. Just not really sure who the villain is. That is Villainess to you!!!.............digging in cedar chest for the black cat suit with laces in all the inappropriate places....... snickering softly And, 'lo, did the Gods themselves tremble at the mighty battle that raged across the heaven, ravaged Midgard and laid wate unto the realm of Hela, keeper of souls deemed unworthy of a seat in the magnificient hall of Valhalla. Somehow, I think I might have created a monster... - Dustyn

Aileen68 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:10:29 PM)
Dear Loki, What do I do about online stalkers that always call me cutie? :) Sincerely, Aileen

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