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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:47:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Dear Loki,
 
When I drive by construction workers I have the desire to jump out tuss them up in duct tape toss them in the back of my truck and take them out to the mountains to make them squeal like a pig. How do I curb this desire?
 
MM

Dear MM,
 
I don't think that desire is the problem. I think it is that pesky conscience. I recommend black flag or raid to fend off that silly cricket. Now that is settled, make sure you take a towel with you. Duct tape doesn’t adhere well to hot sweaty flesh.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:49:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


Dear Dustyn,
 
Only in certain TPE scenes such as, Loki vs LaTigress. An action packed comic book adventure. Just not really sure who the villain is.


That is Villainess to you!!!.............digging in cedar chest for the black cat suit with laces in all the inappropriate places.......



That answered that question.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 2:51:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
What do I do about online stalkers that always call me cutie?  :)

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen... you cutie.

Submit of course.




mistoferin -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:03:06 PM)

Dear Loki

I was at my girlfriend's house the other day when her husband stopped in to get some proposal forms. He had one of his crew members with him....a nicely built construction guy. Well, now the guy wants them to set him up on a date with me. I asked if he was kinky. Her husband says he's a real nice guy and when the conversation on the job site turns to sex he seems kind of embarassed. Should I take a chance and go out with him or do you think it might scar him for life?




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:03:18 PM)

oui, I thought so also




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:04:51 PM)

who knows what the ever so wise Loki will say but I would say........go for it and when he is really and truely scarred.....give me his number...........




mistoferin -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:09:37 PM)

I'll trade his number for the boots!




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:11:07 PM)

SURE!!!!............looking blue jello filled boots sitting beside watery tub of ickiness




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:12:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Dear Loki

I was at my girlfriend's house the other day when her husband stopped in to get some proposal forms. He had one of his crew members with him....a nicely built construction guy. Well, now the guy wants them to set him up on a date with me. I asked if he was kinky. Her husband says he's a real nice guy and when the conversation on the job site turns to sex he seems kind of embarassed. Should I take a chance and go out with him or do you think it might scar him for life?


Dear mistoferin,
 
I would say go out and buy some candy sprinkles for him and give them to him on your date. That should pave the way for a kinky discussion. I suspect if he is the shy and embarrassed sex talk guy he has some raging kink hiding under all that blush.




mistoferin -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:17:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
Dear mistoferin, 
I would say go out and buy some candy sprinkles for him and give them to him on your date. That should pave the way for a kinky discussion. I suspect if he is the shy and embarrassed sex talk guy he has some raging kink hiding under all that blush.


Great....now what shall I wear???? I have the cutest little pvc mini skirt that would go great with a corset and LaTigresse's boots.....or do you think that may be too over the top?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 3:21:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
Dear mistoferin, 
I would say go out and buy some candy sprinkles for him and give them to him on your date. That should pave the way for a kinky discussion. I suspect if he is the shy and embarrassed sex talk guy he has some raging kink hiding under all that blush.


Great....now what shall I wear???? I have the cutest little pvc mini skirt that would go great with a corset and LaTigresse's boots.....or do you think that may be too over the top?


Dear mistoferin,

I think that would be purrrrfect! You will be a wet dream come true.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 5:22:47 PM)

there go the damned boots




MochaMistress -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 5:40:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: MochaMistress

Dear Loki,
 
When I drive by construction workers I have the desire to jump out tuss them up in duct tape toss them in the back of my truck and take them out to the mountains to make them squeal like a pig. How do I curb this desire?
 
MM

Dear MM,
 
I don't think that desire is the problem. I think it is that pesky conscience. I recommend black flag or raid to fend off that silly cricket. Now that is settled, make sure you take a towel with you. Duct tape doesn’t adhere well to hot sweaty flesh.



Thank you Loki,
I hadn't thought about the towels. Would have hated it one of them construction guys got away from me.
 
MM




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 6:14:02 PM)

Dear Loki,

I am re-watching Alexander now..and I am not multi-tasking to much *wink*...

~dancer




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 6:31:59 PM)

Dear Loki, I just learned something new about someone tonight and given the large quantity of Cabernet I have had I need help finding a non-sillymushybuttkissy way to say to them........how very cool




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 7:19:38 PM)

Dear Loki,

Ooh yes, I remember that scene now, which is a good scene, however it isnt near the primal  level I'm craving..I've decided to take all 3 of your options and put them to use in one glorious night !

Yours,
dancer




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 7:42:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Dear Loki,

I am re-watching Alexander now..and I am not multi-tasking to much *wink*...

~dancer



Dear dancer,

Yay!!!!!


quote:

Dear Loki,

Ooh yes, I remember that scene now, which is a good scene, however it isnt near the primal  level I'm craving..I've decided to take all 3 of your options and put them to use in one glorious night !

Yours,
dancer




Dear dancer,

I have a couple links for you and your Master.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_336357/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#336357

http://www.collarchat.com/m_356418/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#356418

I hope they help.

Loki




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/22/2006 7:44:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Dear Loki, I just learned something new about someone tonight and given the large quantity of Cabernet I have had I need help finding a non-sillymushybuttkissy way to say to them........how very cool


Dear LaTigresse,

I am pretty sure great sex would do it.




talibahh -> RE: Dear Loki (5/23/2006 5:52:05 AM)

Dear Loki,
 
Only one more post after this one to make my 100... how should i celebrate?
 
Also, i am sitting on the dock of the bay, waiting for my Ship to come in... any ideas how long it will be? Has the Ship even set sail yet?
 
cheekily,
tali [:D]




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/23/2006 5:54:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: talibahh

Dear Loki,
 
Only one more post after this one to make my 100... how should i celebrate?
 
Also, i am sitting on the dock of the bay, waiting for my Ship to come in... any ideas how long it will be? Has the Ship even set sail yet?
 
cheekily,
tali [:D]


Dear tali,

I would recomend a trip to Lokiwood! 

P.S. dont tempt the Loki he may sail in.




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