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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 9:26:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Dear Loki does that mean my chopper with the 110 RevTech engine and six gears means i win? Or just that i go through a lot of towels?


Dear twice,

I am very happy that your chopper is so beefy as is my stock portfolio and cotton growers around the world. 




twicehappy -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 9:29:04 PM)

Dear Loki better go invest in plastic bed protectors and bathsoap too.




talibahh -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 9:37:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear tali,

Those are actually kick-start vibrator models for the hard-core hussy.



Dear Loki,

Ahhhh! thanks... (she sighs...) i still have so much to learn...[8|]

i am not sure they sell them over here though... what should i do if they dont?

tali




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 9:53:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: talibahh

Dear Loki,

Ahhhh! thanks... (she sighs...) i still have so much to learn...[8|]

i am not sure they sell them over here though... what should i do if they dont?

tali


Dear tali,

Find you a "down under" MacGyvar Dom.




ravn -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:06:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

Dear Loki,

this girl just got her hood pierced...why didn't she realize this would put her ass on the line (literally?) Or, better yet, how does this girl keep Master's mind away from her ass?

signed,
Wants to stay a white-silk Behind


Dear ravn,
 
Intriguing query, I am not an anal play guy. I'll take he piece of pink heaven any day. So I will toss a few options at you.
 
1. Keep your ass covered in oil so the acne gets so bad he blanches.
 
2. Suggest it is one step towards make bi-sexuality.
 
3. Have him plug another sub/slave
 
4. Sit down and explain this is a limit you are not ready to push.



thank You oh Loki , God of the Forums....#4 really saved my ass..(literally!)

now, for the more important question....
the troll food... is that a case of 'you are what you eat'? should we all run in fear from being ordered to eat chinese?

Signed,
Wondering what theChinese REALLY put in the 'wok'




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:20:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

now, for the more important question....
the troll food... is that a case of 'you are what you eat'? should we all run in fear from being ordered to eat chinese?

Signed,
Wondering what theChinese REALLY put in the 'wok'


Dear Wondering what the Chinese REALLY put in the 'wok',
 
Yes, that could be a case of you are what you eat. As for Chinese food... do not ask questions that you really don’t want answered.




talibahh -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:26:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Dear tali,

Find you a "down under" MacGyvar Dom.




Excellent idea... thank You oh Wise One...

Do You know any??? [;)] [:D]

tali




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:35:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: talibahh

Excellent idea... thank You oh Wise One...

Do You know any??? [;)] [:D]

tali


Dear tali,

I suspect IronBear is more MacGyvar than he lets on.




talibahh -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:51:58 PM)

*Oh IronBear...* [:D]

tali




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 10:53:13 PM)

Bingo baby!




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:22:24 PM)

Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone.  We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:30:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone.  We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche



Dear Taking calls in Kansas,
 
In fact I did. Worked great, killed off... er... uh... um.... the tests were brilliant. I applied for the patent and shortly after a bunch of badge wielding suites showed up and loaded my whole shop on a truck.




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:34:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Have you finished working on that device that allows one to either electrocute or strangle the person on the other end of the phone.  We have been waiting on it where I work.

Taking calls in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche



Dear Taking calls in Kansas,
 
In fact I did. Worked great, killed off... er... uh... um.... the tests were brilliant. I applied for the patent and shortly after a bunch of badge wielding suites showed up and loaded my whole shop on a truck.


Dear Loki,

Could you reconstruct the plans and send them to me?  My co-worker and I would be willing to do ANYTHING.

Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:38:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Dear Loki,

Could you reconstruct the plans and send them to me?  My co-worker and I would be willing to do ANYTHING.

Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas


Best,

LaMalinche


Dear Taking calls in the ass from drunks in Kansas,
 
I will give it my best shot. In the mean time I will suggest using caller ID and then cross referencing for an address. Take your list and send it to BrutalAntipathy.




Aileen68 -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:41:26 PM)

Dear Loki,
This post will give me my 1001 post and thus make me no longer corrupted, but wicked.
How should I celebrate my second paddle?

Sincerely,
Aileen




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 11:43:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Dear Loki,
This post will give me my 1001 post and thus make me no longer corrupted, but wicked.
How should I celebrate my second paddle?

Sincerely,
Aileen


Dear Aileen,

Come over.




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 12:01:39 AM)

Thank you Loki, how can we repay you.

Best,

LaMalinche





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 12:05:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

Thank you Loki, how can we repay you.

Best,

LaMalinche




Dear LaMalinche,

With sexual favors of course.




LaMalinche -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 12:28:56 AM)

I'm game. . . come on down. . . you are such a hottie


Best,

LaMalinche





Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/21/2006 12:44:31 AM)

Is that a left at Topeka or a right?




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