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Dear Loki


Is Loki the answer guru of the new millennium
  26% (27)
Is Loki just full of crap
  35% (36)
Is Loki taking full adv. of Mexico's new 'all drugs are legal' laws
  37% (38)


Total Votes : 101
(last vote on : 6/1/2011 1:51:39 PM)
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Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 2:38:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Dear Loki,

You start up plenty of forum posting games, yet for the people who play them, there are no prizes, what gives?



Dear Rumtiger,
 
The honing of your typing, spelling and grammar skills, as well as your, mental agility should be prize enough.




Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 2:39:50 PM)

It isent...cant I at least have a serving wench?

-Tiger.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 2:47:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It isent...cant I at least have a serving wench?

-Tiger.


Dear Rumtiger,

Do a search in CM for sissy maids. That should do it.




Vendaval -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 3:44:52 PM)

How many sissy maids and serving wenches would you like,
Rumtiger?  I can pass along a brace or two from My recent
raiding expeditions.
 
Evil grin,
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

It isent...cant I at least have a serving wench?

-Tiger.




Rumtiger -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 4:45:47 PM)

hmm....two should just about do it....are they the latex clad nazi type that comes from loki's camp or the skimpy leather amazon type that comes from vendaval's camp?




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 6:13:46 PM)

Dear Loki, I have had far far too much wine. What do you suggest I do next.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 6:23:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Dear Loki, I have had far far too much wine. What do you suggest I do next.


Dear LaTigresse,

Come over for mead. But do not fret, we can be secret lesbian lovers.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 6:26:04 PM)

its a deal!

that reminds me......exactly what IS mead?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 6:35:18 PM)

It is a very yummy wine made from honey. Some mead is made with fruit but I like the pure honey wine. It is very heady and explodes with flavor with every sip. Chaucer’s is good mead and available at most liquor stores. It doesn’t give you the fermented fruit after math and is very worth the try. I have had it with just about every dish and it is a nice compliment to any meat.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 6:44:47 PM)

Is it really sweet, I don't usually care for really sweet except an old port which just makes me positively melt even smelling it........omg I need to go to the liquor store next time I am in the city after I get paid, now I want port dammit




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 7:01:21 PM)

Not sweet like a white wine. It is just yummy. You would have to just try it to understand. it isn't sweet or dry, it is just really good.




LaTigresse -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 7:07:33 PM)

I will take your word for it and try it next time I get the opportunity then! Cannot be as bad as the Night Train I drank the one and only time I tried tail gating...........




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 7:43:10 PM)

Dear Loki,

I am craving Master to be more violent and primal with me, but i am to blushsome to ask outright, how is the best way to overcome my shyness and ask ?




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 7:56:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Dear Loki,

I am craving Master to be more violent and primal with me, but i am to blushsome to ask outright, how is the best way to overcome my shyness and ask ?



Dear desertdancer,
 
I have a few suggestions for you;
 
1. When he undresses laugh hysterically and say "That is the tiniest one I have ever seen."
 
2. Call out his brother’s name while making love.
 
3. The next time you get amorous resist him coyly, and say, "You will have to rape me to have me."




ravn -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 7:58:44 PM)

Dear Loki,

this girl just got her hood pierced...why didn't she realize this would put her ass on the line (literally?) Or, better yet, how does this girl keep Master's mind away from her ass?

signed,
Wants to stay a white-silk Behind




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 8:00:44 PM)

Dear Loki,

* beams* Thank you for the great advise,  would you advise doing all three if i were really in heat for primal play? And one more thing, please, since your advise is so good, for work tomorrow, should I wear my hair in pig tails or down and curly?





gooddogbenji -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 8:01:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

Dear Loki,

this girl just got her hood pierced...why didn't she realize this would put her ass on the line (literally?) Or, better yet, how does this girl keep Master's mind away from her ass?

signed,
Wants to stay a white-silk Behind



LOFL!!!!!  (Lolling on flool laughin)

Yours,


benji




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 8:06:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ravn

Dear Loki,

this girl just got her hood pierced...why didn't she realize this would put her ass on the line (literally?) Or, better yet, how does this girl keep Master's mind away from her ass?

signed,
Wants to stay a white-silk Behind


Dear ravn,
 
Intriguing query, I am not an anal play guy. I'll take he piece of pink heaven any day. So I will toss a few options at you.
 
1. Keep your ass covered in oil so the acne gets so bad he blanches.
 
2. Suggest it is one step towards make bi-sexuality.
 
3. Have him plug another sub/slave
 
4. Sit down and explain this is a limit you are not ready to push.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Dear Loki (5/19/2006 8:10:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Dear Loki,

* beams* Thank you for the great advise,  would you advise doing all three if i were really in heat for primal play? And one more thing, please, since your advise is so good, for work tomorrow, should I wear my hair in pig tails or down and curly?




Dear desertdancer,
 
Down and curly (yum) unless you think the boss has a teenybopper fetish. If so, go for pigtails and let your sexual sadist run rampant.
 
P.S. If you have seen Alexander, the scene with his new wife in her bridal bed should give you some good inspiration.




desertdancer -> RE: Dear Loki (5/20/2006 4:56:50 PM)

Dear Loki,

Thank you agian for the GREAT advise, the curls were a big hit at work ! Keep up the good work

Yours,
Dancer




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