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Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:10:38 PM

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For me it's the song that goes "I touch myself."

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:19:39 PM

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oh come on! that's a fucking sunday school song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTyEnpocBSo&feature=related

or my personal fave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL-iOj4JJQU&feature=related

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:26:32 PM

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anything by Prince

Darling Nikki
Cream
Diamonds and Pearls
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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:38:57 PM

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The Manhattan Transfer did a song called the "Wet Pussy Song".

It's about a cat that fell in a well. Do a Google search at your own risk....

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:44:30 PM

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It's not the absolute dirtiest song I've ever heard... but it does amuse me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 2:47:44 PM

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I don't think there's any debate about this: it's "Shave 'Em Dry" by the late Lucille Bogan:

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I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)

My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

A tasteful, restrained little number. I love the way it starts with an opening couplet that'd make Khia flinch, then gets dirtier...

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 3:19:05 PM

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Two songs come to mind for this.....

Storm Large & The Balls - 8 Miles this one ya gotta get past the first minute to let it wind up

Vito Petrocitto - The Farmer's Daughter (a.k.a. - The Assuming Song)

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 3:21:57 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIG6y0jErPg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPNX9WBw1rs&feature=related

No one beats DAC for dirty songs....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4qxG6D4RE

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 3:31:55 PM

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oh come on! that's a fucking sunday school song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLotX3HE-4c

Hannah, I'm shocked ... you recommended a song with penis in it

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 3:41:25 PM

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quote:

Hannah, I'm shocked ... you recommended a song with penis in it

heather's the phallophobe. i'm bi. i just have a really shitty opinion of men in general, but i still like fucking them. as long as they leave right after i cum.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 4:44:36 PM

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Anything by Lords of Acid.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 5:02:49 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BendingGender

It's not the absolute dirtiest song I've ever heard... but it does amuse me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoQQ-mAQeE

I was gonna post that!!!

Thanks to dcnovice for introducing me to it.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 5:29:22 PM

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I guess I don't remember songs with dirty lyrics too much but I find this one by Billy Idol really sexy (Cradle of Love) which can be seen as dirty a bit I guess by some...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24FT3u-lhg4

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 5:57:24 PM

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Not dirty, but I love how they interpreted the words for the video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvuyYj5ROmk

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 6:00:27 PM

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I'm also partial to this one for the comedic value:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 6:15:51 PM

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Jose Nunez - Bilingual
Click for a listen.

7 Minutes of yummmm!
I like that it's performed by a woman, and I often sing parts of it to Him.

”Aye papi...."eres tan grande y tan duro y me lo das tan bueno tu eres mi
pecado mortal cogelo otra vez"

I'm providing the lyrics. Please pardon the length.

The only aphrodisiac I need is your voice
Hearing you speak my name
Beckoning me to answer
Telling me you want me
So I tell you that you're the answer to every question
I've ever had about love
Without words I use my tongue to tell the tale of us
Tracing your shadowscape
Kneeling before you my eyes feast upon your masculinity and
All its divinity and I praise you
Because all of that is for me
I begin to indulge myself of your delicacies
Digesting semi-sweet dark chocolate decadence as it melts
Dripping down my chin
Your taste is something Godiva couldn't re-create
Needing every atom of your anatomy
Necessity is placed upon me knowing you are the source of my serendipity
Dipping in and out of me stroking more than my consciousness
Subconsciously I find myself rewinding our love scenes
In my daydreams
Seeing that face you make when you're making me cum
And it makes me want you right there and then
Thinking of you in inappropriate places I get
Tingling sensations in private locations where I wish to be caught between
a rock and your hard place
As wetness develops my legs begin to open and my spot turns to a
back draft and all I want you to do is extinguish it
You know my body like the back of your hands
And touch me and send me into ecstasy
My thighs quiver in anticipation of deep penetration which gets me high
Body rising Sweating Panting Make-up melting
Pulling my hair and Scratching my back
I get a temporary case of tourettes because all I can say are four letter
words in a four octave-range screaming your name

”Aye papi...."eres tan grande y tan duro y me lo das tan bueno tu eres
mi pecado mortal cogelo otra vez"

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual

I see your tongue pink between your lips and I want it between mine
And I struggle
As you lick torturing me
I try to get away but
Not really

Running out of room begging for more up against the wall that has
been scuffed by my stilettos
Again
You pry apart my thighs and tell me to be still
And I willingly submit to you because I love the way you dominate me
Demanding that I cum for you so I do as I'm told

You've molded me so I'm good to no-one else but you
You've conquered this once orgasmic less world and multiplied it
Again and
Again

My face radiates with after-glow
My pillow scented by you
A fragrance which haunts me
My room smells of the best sex

Covered in body prints and finger prints and you above me
Your name written indelibly upon my
body in your genetic history

You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual
You fucking me makes me bilingual

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 6:27:49 PM

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Dayum. Thanks poise. I totally owe you one! Necesito un cigarillo despues esto

It's true. You are delightfully, DELIGHTFULLY dirty.

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 6:44:03 PM

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Aha! I had a feeling the spanish would catch your ...errrrm.....attention.

Mucho caliente!

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 9:42:36 PM

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"You Suck" by The Yeastie Girls

"Keep On Fucking" by Nashville Pussy (that pretty much covers all the bases)

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RE: Dirtiest song you have ever heard? - 6/12/2011 10:23:42 PM

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Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin

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