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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:33:52 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I like astrology and intellectual discourse, so I am obviously "fake"



Now see Julia, that does make you fake and even moreso..........because you are straight and I am not and I would still make an effort to hang with you and discourse with as much intellect as possible about all sorts of things including astrology......with out a single thought of sexy kinky stuff. Unless of course, intellectual discourse qualifies as kinky.

And I am beginning to believe, more and more, that for some people, it is more kinky than what I consider kink!

Not to mention, I would dearly LOVE to see your California but the one I had to see sucked.

Oh, I remember another reason I am fake. Because I like having long conversations about things that have nothing at all to do with sex OR kink!! The nerve! I also enjoy spending time with people I have no interest in exploring either with. Just cuz I think they are cool and stuff. Soooooooooooooooooooooo fake of me!

< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 6/17/2011 6:38:18 PM >

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:36:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TaskMistressAZ

I haven't read the thread, but, I'm absolutely sure I'm a fake, because, I don't wear pointy-toed high heeled thigh boots, starve myself, quake in fear that people might see me without make up on, or beg men to let me do those things to them that they want done and do on their own, without me. Sure signs of weakness on my part, as I am continually assured. And, since, if I was really dominant, everyone else's opinion would always count for at least twice as much as mine, it must be so. Tsk tsk! on me.

Well said. :)

It was a toss up for me to identify as horny net geek or fake dom. I decided to go with hng because there were threads at the time by know it alls about how to avoid the hng's and date men like them instead.

My favorite example right now of my fake domness is that I love kissing feet. I developed a taste for it from a sub gf who wouldn't allow anyone to touch her feet at all (so of course I had to push that limit), and just recently I was with someone and I went there and she said Oh My Gaaaaaaaad that feels good. I felt as though I had just revealed my superpower. The oral worshipping "dom."

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:36:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TaskMistressAZ

I haven't read the thread, but, I'm absolutely sure I'm a fake, because, I don't wear pointy-toed high heeled thigh boots, starve myself, quake in fear that people might see me without make up on, or beg men to let me do those things to them that they want done and do on their own, without me. Sure signs of weakness on my part, as I am continually assured. And, since, if I was really dominant, everyone else's opinion would always count for at least twice as much as mine, it must be so. Tsk tsk! on me.




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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:38:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I am fake because I won't send nekkid pics of myself to various and assorted douchecanoes and asshats.

I am fake because I will make fun of silly little men who believe they're Doms, but are instead dingdong doms.  I should know, I've met a whole bunch of em.

I am fake because I won't go on cam nekkid or with risque clothing for people who tell me I'm a fake.  I know enough to look down my top, see the size of my  boobs and think, nope, not fake or they wouldn't sag to either side of me.

I am fake because I'm not into being a 3rd wheel, don't want anything to do with married men, am not interested in Poly, Gor or swinging.  My life, my rules.

I am fake because I've finally decided after 30 damn years that I don't have to take shit from any guy who claims to be a Dom, I'm my own woman, been on my own since the age of 18 and managed to grow up fairly well all on my little lonesome.  Don't need a man to tell me how to act in public, I do have manners.

And last but not least, I am fake because I don't want to  be someone's play partner or fuck buddy.  If I wanted to get laid that badly I could do so every night and I'm just not into that anymore. 

That's not very submissive of you.
*snort*

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:39:35 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		I am here to tell you that I personally know that at least...fifty?...people on the boards are even more imaginary than I am!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:40:09 PM   
RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: TaskMistressAZ

I haven't read the thread, but, I'm absolutely sure I'm a fake, because, I don't wear pointy-toed high heeled thigh boots


Well neither do I ... does that mean I'm fake too?

<glum>

I never even suspected either. I've clearly been lying to myself.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:41:13 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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The oral worshipping "dom."
Bottoming from the top?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:48:08 PM   
imdmb


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ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

quote:

The oral worshipping "dom."
Bottoming from the top?


*gigglefit* ouch! i fell outta my chair reading that one, youre mean making me fall down laughing like that heather
hehe

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:51:30 PM   
HeatherMcLeather


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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 6:54:06 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Heather I adore your's and Hannah's sense of humour tremendously.

I must be fake!

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 7:03:37 PM   
TaskMistressAZ


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Status: offline 		*ahem* It occurred to me, while I was being a supreme fake, by cooking my own dinner, in my own kitchen, and, enjoying all activities and facts related to same, that what I about weak-knees, ala one of the people posting, could have been taken wrong.

So, I, in the fakest move ever, have come back to explain, just in case, that it was meant to be making fun of the people who think that what she posted about was wrong, not, as it might have appeared, to chide her for not sharing her Facebook with strangers. xx

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 7:05:08 PM   
RedMagic1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather

quote:

The oral worshipping "dom."
Bottoming from the top?

I've used that phrase many times, as a matter of fact. It is a good description of my seduction style.

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Not with envy, not with a twisted heart, shall you feel superior, or go about boasting. Rather in goodness by action make true your song and your word. Thus you shall be highly regarded, and able to live in peace with all others.
- 15th century Aztec

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 7:07:23 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: TaskMistressAZ

*ahem* It occurred to me, while I was being a supreme fake, by cooking my own dinner, in my own kitchen, and, enjoying all activities and facts related to same, that what I about weak-knees, ala one of the people posting, could have been taken wrong.

So, I, in the fakest move ever, have come back to explain, just in case, that it was meant to be making fun of the people who think that what she posted about was wrong, not, as it might have appeared, to chide her for not sharing her Facebook with strangers. xx



Being the big fake that I am...... I took it totally in fun and was not in the very slightest offended. It made me smile. Please, feel completely comfortable in being utterly fun and fake when posting in my direction!

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 7:47:25 PM   
juliaoceania


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I like astrology and intellectual discourse, so I am obviously "fake"



Now see Julia, that does make you fake and even moreso..........because you are straight and I am not and I would still make an effort to hang with you and discourse with as much intellect as possible about all sorts of things including astrology......with out a single thought of sexy kinky stuff. Unless of course, intellectual discourse qualifies as kinky.

And I am beginning to believe, more and more, that for some people, it is more kinky than what I consider kink!

Not to mention, I would dearly LOVE to see your California but the one I had to see sucked.

Oh, I remember another reason I am fake. Because I like having long conversations about things that have nothing at all to do with sex OR kink!! The nerve! I also enjoy spending time with people I have no interest in exploring either with. Just cuz I think they are cool and stuff. Soooooooooooooooooooooo fake of me!


I guess that makes me faker too, because if you came to California I would love to show you the pretty parts without even thinking that it would lead to kink of any sort... imagine that!

I first knew I was a fake when I told my vanilla friends about kink and they said "really? You?" Now if they couldn't believe it, why would anyone else?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 7:49:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am here to tell you that I personally know that at least...fifty?...people on the boards are even more imaginary than I am!


I know I must be one of the imaginary people, I can't see myself while I type.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 9:19:09 PM   
gungadin09


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Status: offline 		It's really very simple. The only sure way to prove that you are NOT fake is to come onto the collarme forums and complain about all the fakes. Doing so is the one and only way to prove that you are not one of THEM.

pam

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 9:22:59 PM   
gungadin09


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Status: offline 		i whine about fakes therefore... i am.

(which makes me a fake fake)

pam

< Message edited by gungadin09 -- 6/17/2011 9:26:10 PM >

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 9:29:51 PM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

i whine about fakes therefore... i am.

(which makes me a fake fake)

pam



I think you are just faking being a fake, but that is just my opinion

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 9:33:10 PM   
gungadin09


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Status: offline 		You're fake, you don't get an opinion.

pam

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/17/2011 9:47:18 PM   
juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

You're fake, you don't get an opinion.

pam



Well, at least I wasn't faking being a fake, like some fakes I know... so there!

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