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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 5:50:15 AM

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yeah, I've gotten that last one a buncha times, LAdyC

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 6:15:18 AM

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I am a fake and I suffer from "Imposter Syndrome." They don't have meds for that yet.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 6:47:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear
I am fake because I won't send nekkid pics of myself to various and assorted douchecanoes and asshats.

I am fake because I will make fun of silly little men who believe they're Doms, but are instead dingdong doms. I should know, I've met a whole bunch of em.

I am fake because I won't go on cam nekkid or with risque clothing for people who tell me I'm a fake. I know enough to look down my top, see the size of my boobs and think, nope, not fake or they wouldn't sag to either side of me.

I am fake because I'm not into being a 3rd wheel, don't want anything to do with married men, am not interested in Poly, Gor or swinging. My life, my rules.

I am fake because I've finally decided after 30 damn years that I don't have to take shit from any guy who claims to be a Dom, I'm my own woman, been on my own since the age of 18 and managed to grow up fairly well all on my little lonesome. Don't need a man to tell me how to act in public, I do have manners.

And last but not least, I am fake because I don't want to be someone's play partner or fuck buddy. If I wanted to get laid that badly I could do so every night and I'm just not into that anymore.

That's not very submissive of you.
*snort*

That's why Ima fake, ask any dingdong Dom who tries to tell me I have to do one of the above when I don't even know him.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:01:02 AM

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I am a fake,
All before mentioned reasons apply on my!!

But one does fit extremely well, I had it in my profile for a while

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Any woman that has an opinion that is contrary to the Dom checking her out is fake, everyone knows subs/slaves have no opinions.

Just the bolded part applies.

Ow and for all of my fake friends:

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:04:48 AM

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oh man, then that one certainly makes me a fake. =p
if you do not describe yourself as a no-limits piece of fuckmeat property you are CLEARLY a fake. clearly.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:08:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

oh man, then that one certainly makes me a fake. =p
if you do not describe yourself as a no-limits piece of fuckmeat property you are CLEARLY a fake. clearly.

I will even be more fake, I was asked to be the Mizz of a cuckold

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:15:47 AM

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oh man! you know no real woman is really dominant -- there's no such thing!!
*sounds the fake alarm*

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:21:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

oh man! you know no real woman is really dominant -- there's no such thing!!
*sounds the fake alarm*

Kick me out of this community plzzzzz

sorry, cant help myself....

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:26:27 AM

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hahaha ^_^

(i have to say, i just saw a really funny post by a particular poster who had, up until that point (as far as i've seen), only written threads here in a language that most of us probably don't understand, and then concluded that "there must be a lot of fakes" because no one contacted him. =p HAHA! that's a new one for the books!)

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:30:27 AM

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I should start a thread in Dutch then..... be more fake and more and more and more
Till yall convinced of it

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:40:04 AM

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Yeah, I am a fake too cuz the few guys that get to know me say I am "too good to be true" so I must be a fake/guy.... (sigh) and that is usually when they want proof that I have a pussy instead of a dick....

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:43:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: Charnegui

I should start a thread in Dutch then..... be more fake and more and more and more
Till yall convinced of it

only if you accompany it with audio.. so I can practice LOL>

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 7:44:12 AM

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beneath this curvy 5' exterior is a burly 6'5 muscle man scoping for free porn!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:37:58 AM

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Check it out, folks! We've got out first winner on the message boards:

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ORIGINAL: seppef

good question never one contacted me probably a lot of fake girls

So, if you answered in any version of you don't want to discuss kink with every dude who happens to cross the internet, your fakeness has now been validated.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:39:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

beneath this curvy 5' exterior is a burly 6'5 muscle man scoping for free porn!

Don't want to throw this off topic too far, but it has come up on another thread....

Do you weave your buttcrack hair then?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:40:04 AM

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haha that's what i was referencing earlier =p that's spectacular, especially since most of his posts were in Dutch. i know i'm not the only person here who doesn't understand Dutch. =p

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:42:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

oh man! you know no real woman is really dominant -- there's no such thing!!
*sounds the fake alarm*

What on earth do real women have to do with collarme posters, anyway?

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:44:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I just found out today that I'm a fake *sob*

Apparently telling an online Dumbinant to stick his frankly unimpressive dick up his OWN arse is not subbly

And it's not possible either, for that matter. So no REAL Dom would do that. Hah!

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:47:04 AM

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I'm obviously fake because any true sub female would become bi the second she was ordered to do so by some strange dude she had no intention of meeting.

And certainly when told to abandon her kids to go live with some strange dude and his wife and serve both sexually and instead I blocked him.

But most of all I can claim the fake button because these days I tell such morons to go tell their mothers what they've written to me, and beg her for a course in manners.

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RE: Are you a fake? - 6/18/2011 8:47:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

And it's not possible either, for that matter. So no REAL Dom would do that. Hah!

It is...although you would need to ditch the knife and clean up the blood afterwards...

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