ThatDamnedPanda
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Man, you just can't make this shit up. Michelle Bachman, announcing her candidacy today for the presidency, said that she "has the spirit" of the notorious child-molesting serial killer John Wayne Gacy. quote:
Rep. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign on Monday in Waterloo, Iowa, and in one interview surrounding the official event she promised to mimic the spirit of Waterloo's own John Wayne.The only problem, as one eagle-eyed reader notes: Waterloo's John Wayne was not the beloved movie star, but rather John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer.Mrs. Bachmann grew up in Waterloo, and used the town as the backdrop for her campaign announcement, where she told Fox News: "Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too." "I'm A Fucking Psycho, I Admit It!" I have to admit, I was just crossing my fingers today hoping she'd say something like, "It's so good to be back in Waterloo, the town that defeated Napoleon," but this is just as good. You just can't make this shit up. You really can't. Anyone wanna make odds on how long it will be before the pod people show up to claim that she was misquoted?
< Message edited by ThatDamnedPanda -- 6/27/2011 6:47:13 PM >
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