Termyn8or
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From your link :
"They should make a cd 'the soothing sounds for biker babes'. Rev the stereo up in your livingroom. "
Been there done that. I had a nice 100' cord for my PC mic a while back when I lived upstairs. My buddy Scratch was about to take off on his Harley and I lowered the mic down to the ground. I turned the gain way up and then when he gets down there he yells into the mic " Aaaaaay ! " . As powerful as my stereo might be, this mic was set to pick up a stick in the mud from China. Right after you can hear me yelling " You fucking asshole ! ". Well that fixed him.
Yes I did record him going down the street on his 2002 Shortster, but he stalled it. Just so he can live it down I will upload it. I have to get it back first though. It was in all the shit I lost, but it IS on another harddrive which I will be copying soon. The ultimate backup, and this time I don't have to search through 360GB of shit to find it. This will probably happen in a week, but you know what he got for yelling in my mic ? HE STALLED THE MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!
If you have good sound on your PC you should be able to hear the laughter.
But really, he is short, and now he has a much bigger Harley which he can barely handle. I mean this guy never even got his motorcycle endorsement. He couldn't pass on the Shortster, but now years later he figures he would get a bigger bike. It ain't happenin, he is short and has trouble with the thing. And in Ohio he is supposed to wear a helmet until he gets the endorsement. Supposed to.
I have been trying for years to get him to make me the benficiary of his life insurance policy, but the fucker refuses. I think he thinks I might try to kill him. After all he tried to kill me once. That's another story and really, shit like that doesn't bother us. After he tried to kill me with the proverbial blunt object I threw him out of Termy's terminal for about six months. But I think the guilty conscience is what makes him not want to sign the paper. Fucker.
Did I mention that I've known this guy for well over 25 years and I was there when he broke down ? (he was in bad olady shit) But, that is the way we are. The way we treat life, like it is transitory, and therefore pretty much irrelevant.
Janis sung that freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose, and everyone thinks that's a bad thing. Because nothin, nothin ain't nothin baby'f it ain't free. I want all of you to understand the mentality. You come here with a gun and get the drop on me before I can kill your ass, and you have a gun to my head, I will say something like " You gonna use that motherfucker or did you come for show and tell ? ".
The lack of fear of death really is true freedom. Shit, you say true freedom is like I have to live like Randy Weaver ? Bullshit. I will avail myself of all life has to offer.
I AM a biker, even though I can barely ride, I am not good at it. I AM what it was many years ago, not these panty wist, software engineers and lawyers that Carlin described. I AM free in many ways.
Very few can even begin to understand the concept of life like this. And, would I risk my life for another, a stranger ? I don't fear death now, so really I would be more likely than the protected people, the cradle to grave crowd, the sheeple. And, without anger, I don't cause trouble, therefore they don't target me. And, my only worry is my endeavor, which should pay off next month, just a bit too late.
Wanna buy some tools ? This shit is real.
T^T
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