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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/29/2011 11:21:39 AM   
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You think those are bad?  Here's a blog (including YouTube link) about the offensively sexist Summer's Eve ad that ran BEFORE HARRY POTTER. Let the WTF ensue: http://coilhouse.net/2011/07/hail-to-the-v-a-vaginal-journey-through-time/
 
Thank you for trying to market a product to me that I not only don't need but is actually harmful to my body by equating my worth as a woman with the value men place on my vag.  (The ad is also full of epic racism fail.)



OMG, that had me in stitches, I'm not sure about it being shown before Harry Potter, I would assume before a regular chick flick would be more their target audience. Considering that the little clip has cost them roughly between $1.5 and 3 million, you want a good ROI, which means people (in this case women) who see it shouldn't be bright enough to realize that an artificial chemical smell isn't going to turn guys on, nor is it good for you. They weren't very clever or else they would have shown it before Sex In The City or something like that.

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/29/2011 11:22:28 AM   
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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/29/2011 11:46:36 AM   
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What strikes fear into my heart is beans for dinner and then the covers being pulled over my head....
I guess you weren't kidding, they don't call you windy for nothing. 

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/29/2011 12:00:22 PM   
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What strikes fear into my heart is beans for dinner and then the covers being pulled over my head....
I guess you weren't kidding, they don't call you windy for nothing. 


I'm not the one pulling the covers there, goofball!

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/29/2011 2:11:47 PM   
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Actually yes, men *do* heathering whine about stinging if they've shaved or waxed, but it's not the fuzzy balls [which are the heathering equivalent to our outer fuzzy labia] which sting, it's the moist and internal parts [which on a man would be his heathering urethra], hence my heathering analogy.
Whew! Using extra gerunds is exhausting! ;-)
Douches are worse than useless, since the self-cleaning vagina is on all the time and no one needs them, PLUS they push stuff trying to get out right back up, PLUS they change the pH and make women more susceptible to infections. If they have to douche, they should use vinegar and water or plain live yoghurt, and if that doesn't work, see their doctor 'cuz some dude probably gave them trichomonas. Just don't give those f'ers on Madison Avenue any $$, and don't let them make you feel dirty.

And the difference being that aluminum salt anti-perspirants actually heathering WORK, and perspiration + bacteria = body odour really stinks.
When a shower-impaired woman walks past, especially on a packed subway where her groin is at nose-level, you likely never gag, thinking, 'Christ, her pussy reeks!', you'll reel back, thinking, 'Christ, her armpits [bacteria] made my eyes water!'. Her vagina is working perfectly!
heathering? heathering? seriously? 
sweet virgin mother of zombies, you just have to love it when a fucking incompetent tries pull off counter-bitchery and fucks it up so utterly that they are the ones who look like the twat. maybe i'll start using tantriquish as a word. three guesses as to what it means.

you know i was originally going to reply to whatever the fuck it was you said, but fuck it, i'm not even going to bother reading the whole post. i do have a question for you though, does your health insurance cover the cost of the people who help you tie your fucking shoes?



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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 8:21:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

You think those are bad?  Here's a blog (including YouTube link) about the offensively sexist Summer's Eve ad that ran BEFORE HARRY POTTER. Let the WTF ensue: http://coilhouse.net/2011/07/hail-to-the-v-a-vaginal-journey-through-time/
 
Thank you for trying to market a product to me that I not only don't need but is actually harmful to my body by equating my worth as a woman with the value men place on my vag.  (The ad is also full of epic racism fail.)



OMG, that had me in stitches, I'm not sure about it being shown before Harry Potter, I would assume before a regular chick flick would be more their target audience. Considering that the little clip has cost them roughly between $1.5 and 3 million, you want a good ROI, which means people (in this case women) who see it shouldn't be bright enough to realize that an artificial chemical smell isn't going to turn guys on, nor is it good for you. They weren't very clever or else they would have shown it before Sex In The City or something like that.
Nah, Harry Potter is huge with adolescent girls, marketing 101: hook 'em when they're young and you get brand loyalty.

The Sex and the City demo would be a relatively harder sell, in fact that's who's critiquing this, no?

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 9:51:10 AM   
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My major WTF with the Summers Eve ads, is that the White hand puppet looks like a mans hand, lol.

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 9:56:51 AM   
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sweaty balls can be pretty fucking rank too, you know.

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 9:58:06 AM   
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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 9:59:55 AM   
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You know what douche is really good for? If your dog gets sprayed by a skunk, and you bathe them in summer's eve, it cuts the smell. I'll never forget sending my ex to the store at midnight for 5 boxes of douche.
Edited to clarify that this incident is not why he is my ex.

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RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? - 7/30/2011 10:08:34 AM   
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That's why I love this place! You learn the strangest, and potentially most useful, things here.

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