soul2share
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Joined: 12/18/2007 From: somewhere out there..... Status: offline
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Funny...I can sleep with the TV on, and I have a thunderstorm cd set on repeat in my room next to my bed, but any kind of snore, even just a little *fffuuufff* will snap me right out of sleep...and forget sleeping if he falls asleep first. This is one reason why I have a futon in my living room instead of a couch. I'm a talker.....my son is both a talker and walker. My sister, who would kill me if she knew I'm telling this story, walked for most of her teenage years. We had bunk beds, and she'd get up, come down between the wall and the bed and crawl across me to get down. One morning, my dad told my mother that she needed to tell Sis to start wearing pj's to bed...she slept nekkid. Mom asked why, and he related the following tale.....3am, and he is wakened by the sound of someone in the back yard yelling at our Saints. He gets up, goes outside, and there stands my naked sister, yelling something at the dogs, they are looking out of their pens like "WTF??? We're sleeping here!" He gets a robe, and sort of herds her back into the house, and back up to bed. Another time, she went downstairs, put an entire pound of bologna on a sandwich and ate it. She absolutely HATES bologna! Pissed my mom off cuz she'd just gone grocery shopping, and that was a week's supply! When I've been training for a new job w/a police department, I've been known to wake myslef up dispatching. Miming typing and talking, and thrashing my foot around trying to locate a foot pedal.
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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge! *Not a fuck was given.*
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