jamesthehumanrug
Posts: 668
Joined: 10/21/2005 Status: offline
|
OH YES YOUR TOP BUTTON ON YOUR 501 JEANS SHOULD ALWAYS BE UNBUTTONED ,SO YOU ARE ALWAYS READY (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) AND YOUR MILITARY BELT SHOULD ,ALSO BE UNDONE OR if buckled, TO ONE INCH ,FOR INSPECTION ,WHEN IN ACTIVE SERVICE; DRIVING ETC for an aquantance; taken top or tops; you should discreetly look at the shoes first, not eyeball to eyeball a master or mistress; like an insolent, and wear the forever ear-ring on the rite side ;everything on the rite ,that says you are a "slave" walk behind'dont stalk;and only ,if it's o.k. be expertly attentive ; have a ready lighter; rolling papers ; change; pick up the bags or take the coat or take out the chair without being noticed AT ALL; see if you are wanted or needed; be humble and you'll inherit the earth god walks on; get me? would'nt hurt to carry a portable mirror; gum ;mints ;and pedicure set ,or instant-shoeshine- wipes with you ;don't offer like a pain in the az ,just be ready for any and all requests ,so you pass the test like an early bird;and look confident and easy;making everyone comfortable ;unable to insult or offend you.dont care what other paramours are there;you are of use or not period; you snooze ;you lose; shine your leather-jacket; or if you wear all black and no leather(turlte-neck and black pants and shoes)it looks like you're retired ;used up; taken ,or experienced. The same 501 new-black jeans ,and a continental-tux jacket ;can fit at v.i.p. parties and, filmed-places. if you are hard sell :ware a colored hanky in your back- pocket(r.side),and, if you're hard up; desperate; and don't wanna' waste your time,and you end up going to a mixed leather and dance bar....remember all bars are meat markets ;it's there for you,so bring a little- black-book and collect numbers for later ;don't waste everybodys time! and, you can simply walk up to someone and say: where have you been all my life; are you a top? ; say oh- if they say: no.... and i gotta' get a drink ,or i'll be rite back! byeeeeee ,and ,make sure the bathroom has an escape window ;fans can hang on you. Otherise....resign yourself and wear a slave- ring(s.l.a.v.e.) ,or some other thing ,that plainly says: I AM A SLAVE;tattoos have to be planned ,and, not in a place you cant hide it, in the s.o.s. missonary- joe- hick-vanilla- land;one ,s and m, tattoo can gather a crowd; believe me ;so ....plan on being drained, if it shows. anymore questions?;i'm on a roll,Otto,!....
< Message edited by jamesthehumanrug -- 5/20/2006 7:03:06 PM >
_____________________________
I REMAIN RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED ,LOVEles, jamesthehumanrug
|