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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 12:29:07 AM   
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He is sorta scary actually..


Yeah, am sure that this mentioned wired fence does have some Power on it

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 12:36:57 AM   
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on another site I posted when I ran face first into a black widow spider. The Aussies just made fun of me.


Yep their spiders are the Reason Why i was Never tempted to Move to Australia... They are just a freaking nightmare and Not One i would like to encounter in real Life

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 12:57:09 AM   
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on another site I posted when I ran face first into a black widow spider. The Aussies just made fun of me.


Yep their spiders are the Reason Why i was Never tempted to Move to Australia... They are just a freaking nightmare and Not One i would like to encounter in real Life


Pheonixpower: it isn't just the spiders. That's the point I was making: EVERY FRELLING THING ON THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IS POISONOUS!

Well except the kangaroos. But those things will punch you. Well, those cuddly little koala bears aren't poisonous. Ask any Aussie what _those_ things will do to you.

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 1:03:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		I got your point, but my main scare would Be the freaking spiders there, Cause some of them are so Big, they shouldnt Be called Spider anymore in the First Place

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 1:07:14 AM   
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Even their fucking beavers are poisonous!
Well that would explain why the Australian men on here are so sour, now wouldn't it?


well done suze

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 1:10:55 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel
on another site I posted when I ran face first into a black widow spider. The Aussies just made fun of me.


Yep their spiders are the Reason Why i was Never tempted to Move to Australia... They are just a freaking nightmare and Not One i would like to encounter in real Life


Pheonixpower: it isn't just the spiders. That's the point I was making: EVERY FRELLING THING ON THE ENTIRE CONTINENT IS POISONOUS!

Well except the kangaroos. But those things will punch you. Well, those cuddly little koala bears aren't poisonous. Ask any Aussie what _those_ things will do to you.

ever heard them having sex? the males are strictly rape only.
and the gecko's - working reallly really late on a paper. keep hearing them chirp and then carry on with gecko'y screams. apparently the chirp is the mating call, they like outdoor lights at night. chirp (call the single girls), slurp (eat a moth or two), scream (gecko sex), rinse and repeat. all. night. long.

and you get used to the spiders really quickly. i pretty much ignore them and keep an eye on the big hairy ones when they come indoors (not referring to focus, btw ) and as long as i know where they are, they can stay and eat the other insects.

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 8/30/2011 3:00:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aaaaaand that was so much more than I wanted to know about the sex lives of Aussie wildlife.

Funny how they never mention that on Animal Planet.

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 3:36:02 AM   
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This is an excellent example of why commas are important.  *adjusts teacher glasses*



....except for the Canadians, who seem predominantly French, blah blah blah =  all Canadians seem French - commas surrounding the relative phrase which restates the noun - Canada - prior to it.

....except for the Canadians who seem predominantly French blah blah blah = some Canadians seem French - no comma puts the relative noun as a method to differentiate these Canadians from those Canadians.


And people think grammar doesn't matter.  Tut tut!

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geeze oh sunny shut the fuck up already before I mark you ass redder than your type smirkle

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 3:46:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

This is an excellent example of why commas are important.  *adjusts teacher glasses*



....except for the Canadians, who seem predominantly French, blah blah blah =  all Canadians seem French - commas surrounding the relative phrase which restates the noun - Canada - prior to it.

....except for the Canadians who seem predominantly French blah blah blah = some Canadians seem French - no comma puts the relative noun as a method to differentiate these Canadians from those Canadians.


And people think grammar doesn't matter.  Tut tut!

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geeze oh sunny shut the fuck up already....

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18 days after the fact....

Focus.

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 3:49:56 AM   
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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 4:58:36 PM   
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Even their fucking beavers are poisonous!
Well that would explain why the Australian men on here are so sour, now wouldn't it?
  If we seem sour it's because you Americans are so fucking saccharine.  If you air-kissing motherfuckers had a drop of actual sincerity in your interactions, you'd be like us.

And yes - French-Canadians are also Americans.  A wonderful piece of irony.  So remind Cheri she doesn't get a pass on this.

Ah, the French.  Don't get me started on the fucking French.

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 5:28:20 PM   
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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/16/2011 5:30:35 PM   
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too bad she was psycho clingy, I loved it there

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/18/2011 3:12:32 AM   
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Awareness: If we seem sour it's because you Americans are so fucking saccharine. If you air-kissing motherfuckers had a drop of actual sincerity in your interactions, you'd be like us.


hey, you're kiwi, not aussie - you don't count!

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/18/2011 6:26:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		I should comment that nobody in Canada likes French-Canadians.  Nobody in France likes them either.  You know how the French are famous for their cheese?  Well they're like cheddar.  They don't even speak the language properly.  They're tracers.


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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/18/2011 5:17:29 PM   
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Awareness: If we seem sour it's because you Americans are so fucking saccharine. If you air-kissing motherfuckers had a drop of actual sincerity in your interactions, you'd be like us.


hey, you're kiwi, not aussie - you don't count!
  No, I live in Kiwiland, but I'm true blue, dinky-di, 100% Melbournite.


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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/18/2011 5:23:14 PM   
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I should comment that nobody in Canada likes French-Canadians.  Nobody in France likes them either.  You know how the French are famous for their cheese?  Well they're like cheddar.  They don't even speak the language properly.  They're tracers.
  French Canadians are brightly burning rounds of ammunition which allow a shooter to correct their aim?  I had no idea!

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/19/2011 3:53:18 AM   
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No, I live in Kiwiland, but I'm true blue, dinky-di, 100% Melbournite.


ahhhh I wondered why you didn't end every sentence with eh bro?



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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/19/2011 4:46:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		rofl, i've talked to canucks who do say 'eh' an awful lot. i end up saying it if i talk to them too long...

welcome back wanders!! stop being a stranger. i mean, you're strange, look where you come from (guess that makes awareness defacto strange too).... hm. lemme start ovr again. hi wanders!!

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RE: Who's an Aussie here? - 9/19/2011 5:34:52 AM   
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I should comment that nobody in Canada likes French-Canadians.  Nobody in France likes them either.  You know how the French are famous for their cheese?  Well they're like cheddar.  They don't even speak the language properly.  They're tracers.
  French Canadians are brightly burning rounds of ammunition which allow a shooter to correct their aim?  I had no idea!


And before reading that you thought they were just dumb! 


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