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LadyHibiscus -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 10:45:42 AM)

Oh fine, SHE gets paid! Hmph.



GreedyTop -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 10:46:43 AM)

no cheque needed, darlin.. just speaking true :)



SweetDommes -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 11:56:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD
Thanks for the laugh! I agree with you. It's really more of an excuse, I believe.


You are quite welcome [:D]



HannahLynHeather -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 2:08:54 PM)

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Oh, and he's smart, funny, and knows how to engage a PERSON'S brain.
even when he's completely fucking wrong*.



* i.e. disagrees with me.[;)]



GreedyTop -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 2:13:01 PM)

smartass lol



PeonForHer -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 2:23:31 PM)

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Oh, and he's smart, funny, and knows how to engage a PERSON'S brain. even when he's completely fucking wrong*.


I'm never fucking wrong.  I'm never fucking at all.  [;)][:(]



Endivius -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 3:12:53 PM)

No. I didnt highly the word "my" for a reason. [;)]
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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Nobody ever said that being a sadist means I would enjoy My own misery.  Perhaps you have the term confused with "masochist"?




Daddysredhead -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 3:17:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: poise

I can't fathom how you can compare that to some
stranger shoving their pussy in your face. [:-]


I just opened this thread to a random page and started reading again.  This sentence just about flipped me out of my chair.  Thanks, Poise!  [sm=rofl.gif]



Daddysredhead -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 3:20:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

Good GAWD... if at 45 years old you need this explained to you, then it's time to put the bleach-soaked pillowcase over your head NOW and breathe in deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!! [8|]


OMFGOSH, I think I just pissed myself!!!!!!!!!!! [sm=mop.gif]


Be careful...you're going to excite all of the pee fetishists out there. :D


*wicked woman*  [:D]



Endivius -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 3:26:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: fetisheden

that's the same as asking "why aren't there more female rapists?".women



AH..no. There is no correlation between the two. The comparisson is..utterly rediculous.

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ORIGINAL: fetisheden
are not as into sex as men.


You are doing it wrong then. I havent met a woman yet who didn't love to have sex. Not all women are nymphomaniacs, rabidly jumping on everything that walks by either, but they certainly love to have sex. Particularly the twenty somethings in college. *ponders back to college years* Although there are woman with certain traumas that are not into sex, It is not very common.

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ORIGINAL: fetisheden
we don't think about it every hour & definitely don't care what some man's penis looks like unless
a)he's brad pitt


not every woman is as fascinated by bratt pitt as you are.


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ORIGINAL: fetisheden
b)she is already in love with him


A woman doesnt have to be in love with a man to ponder his package. Although I suspect if a woman is pondering a man's package it is more about lust than love, and she's allready seen it.

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ORIGINAL: fetisheden

all this should be obvious to a grown man....


The only thing that is obvious here is how young you are.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 8:14:48 PM)

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CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 8:26:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Endivius

A woman doesnt have to be in love with a man to ponder his package. Although I suspect if a woman is pondering a man's package it is more about lust than love, and she's allready seen it.


(Responding in general to this thread, as well as to this partial quote.)

I have enjoyed Peon's abs more than any of the hundreds of dick pix flashed at me without my consent in my mailbox.  I have been known to get lusty over men's eyes, thighs, voice, butts, biceps, and sometimes abs...okay okay, I'll add shoulders to the list too (hawt shoulders pic in my "looked at your profile" list recently), but NEVER have I gotten the hots over some stranger's dick.

When friends and I looked at men in tight jeans or whatever...we were deciding if he had a cute butt.  Or wondering if he had rolled up a sock and tucked it into the front of his pants to pad his package. 

Lusting after a stranger's package, lol.  Sheesh, I get more horney when someone I like provides a service.  Like when I told my sub to clean my windshield...while pointing out the streaks he had to take care of until the job was done well.  Now that was horney. 

If a woman goes to the trouble of SAYING she doesn't wish to see nudity from a complete stranger she doesn't know or trust...why is it so very hard for some men to LISTEN and take what she says at face value? 

For guys who are stubborn about showing off dick pix as a way of saying hello, go find the ones who do get horney over looking at random penises and porn...and ignore types like me, who would toss popcorn at the screen, laugh, and describe in minute detail how I know the woman on the screen is faking those orgasms. 

At least the last dick pic I recently got in my mailbox was artistic.  Anyone else see that lovely pic of a guy tied up to a chair?  From Bulgaria.  Anyway, the unzipped pants and exposed penis did not enhance the pic for me at all...the chair bondage was hawt though.  Er, I meant...horney. [:D]

(M'kay, Peon, are you happy with all the horney talk going on here?)



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 9:04:25 PM)

They just aren't as pretty.

If I may quote Red Dwarf:

Kryten: Well, but is it supposed to look like that?
Lister: Well, yeah.
Kryten: It's hideous! That's the best design they could come up with? Are you seriously telling me there were choices, and someone said "Ah, there, that's it. That's the shape we're looking for: The last-chicken-in-the-shop look"? Shakespeare had one? Einstein? Perry Como sang `Memories are Made of This' with one of those stashed in his slacks?

Or it could also be because women can, in general, get it anytime they want. That's a societal factor.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 9:54:50 PM)

^^^^Great post, MN. Which reminds me of the old joke:

A little girl and boy are playing 'show me.' The boy shows her his little peepee and says "Mine's better. It hangs out where everybody can see it.' The girl bursts into tears and runs home to tell her mother. The next day the same two are playing 'show me' and the boy tries the same stunt. 'Nuh uh,' laughs the little girl, pulling down her skirt and pointing to his little dingle. 'Mine's better. Mommy told me with only one of these I can get as many of those as I want.'



SuzeCheri -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/29/2011 10:14:54 PM)

Those are both good!

Here's another cock joke.

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar .
"What the heck?" he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy "What's the name of your cock?"
The cowboy says "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your cock."
Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan ' Just Do It'.
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies'.
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX".
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex ?"
The fella proudly replies "Cause ‘it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' !"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
"So, what do you guys call yours?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One.'" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately ?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY…..'Like a Rock !'" and gives a wink !

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my cock is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer , but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret ?"

The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN !"



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/30/2011 1:20:18 AM)

Ladies: This one isn't a cock joke. This is an actual occurrence.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_3565884/mpage_1/key_cock%252Cstory/tm.htm#3566390

I know that you aren't into cock, but trust me on this: I wanted that cock inside of me less than you have ever wanted a cock inside of you.



poise -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/30/2011 4:34:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

I can't fathom how you can compare that to some
stranger shoving their pussy in your face. [:-]


I just opened this thread to a random page and started reading again. 
This sentence just about flipped me out of my chair.  Thanks, Poise!  [sm=rofl.gif]

Sorrrrrrrrry! I hope there weren't any injuries. [8D]



0ldhen -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/30/2011 5:15:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

They just aren't as pretty.



Some of them are down right ugly, but then so are some pussys to.

I can honestly say that some of them are really lovely. I've seen some that were just gorgeous actually.

There was a biker I used to date, his was just perfect, truely attractive. I mean I wanted to have it in face or in hand everytime I saw the thing.

Then there was an old cm member named BadDaddyNJ, another pretty pretty cock. Smooth skin, round and long, just nice!

FuckinTrolls dick was stunningly beautiful, and well, scary in its inflated state.(I haz photographs, no I'm not sharing!). Nope, never used it, too young for me, but surely you ladies remember the pants off or on thread.

Arpigs is rather nice too...(remember the thread he showed it in).

I keep trying to get Ron to send me a dick pic, he has, several times. But every damn one of them is of a white tummy with some broad pressed up against it, mouth distended and mascara running................



Aresidora -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/30/2011 9:29:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lookinforyou


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ORIGINAL: Aresidora

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Some women have larger labia and it does not correlate to being "used up". That is such poppycock.



Sorry not trying to be insulting or too graphic of the nasty, but larger labia is NOT what I am talking about. With larger labia as stated I like to use mouse traps for retraction. When I said used up, I mean when things that were once inside are now hanging out. Or when inner labia have been stretched by weights so frequently that they hang an inch past the outter labia normally (wince and shutter).
Smooth tissue is the fastest healing part of the entire body, try not to ruin such a pretty picture with heavy weights on a constant basis. Please give the kitties some bounce back time.



You have just proven you don't know shit about female anatomy.
Large inner libia have got nothing to do with stretching, weights or being "used up".

My inner libia have always extended beyond the outer labia, even before I reached puberty. They grew even more when puberty hit and now both reach a fair amount past the outer labia, though they are not both the same length.

Weights, clamps or stretching has NEVER touched my pussy in any way shape or form, it is a genetic predisposition that causes their length.

It's a rather common occurrence in women, and the fart that you equate it with "being used up" just means that you're an ignorant dips hit who doesn't know what women's genitalia are supposed to look like.


So what be a hater n throw insults at me cuz ur coochie hangs. Unless you want to pay me to put some jewelery thu it (which is what I do for a living- so yes I actually DO know about female anatomy and I see a variety of it on a daily basis), or if you wanna let me have some fun with rope and clamps I can show you exactly what your larger inner labia are good for -feel free to drop me a message. If not then as far as I'm concerned I already know too much about your kitty. Your banter isnt even witty or clever in the least, and btw your insult was LAME.



MasterSlaveLA -> RE: What does it mean when a woman (versus a man) says they don't wish to see nudity? (8/31/2011 1:19:31 PM)

 
A guy goes into the doctor’s office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me... I woke up this morning and my cock was neon orange?!!"

The doctor says, "That sounds serious, I better take a look at it."

So the guy pulls out his cock and the doctor says, "Wow, that IS neon orange?!!  Have you been doing anything out of the ordinary lately?"

The guy says, "No..."

The doctor says, "What were you doing last night?"

The guy says, "Nothing special... watching porn and eating Cheetos?!!"


[:D]



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