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Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:16:17 PM   
pahunkboy


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nanny state!   I hate Canada!
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:25:21 PM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:28:16 PM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:29:58 PM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:30:23 PM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 5:40:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Why would gay guys or leftists want to buy "fresh seamen" online?


The govt has no business in my personal life.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 6:03:50 PM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 7:14:23 PM   
Kaliko


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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 11:44:06 PM   
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christ's blood on toast!! how many different kinds of fucking stupid does a person have to be to buy fucking cum online?



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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/30/2011 11:50:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I have some semen in my closet. It was free.


*LOL*

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:01:25 AM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:03:47 AM   
Termyn8or


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Sounds better than semen on line.

ET remove an errant "Q", but no I didn't mean..... you know.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:07:44 AM   
Termyn8or


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Status: offline 		Oh wait now, I just can't resist, what did they say about buying stale semen online ? Is that still OK ?

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:16:40 AM   
seasnail


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Status: offline 		as a canadian i am truley embarrased by this stupid headline

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:21:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: seasnail

as a canadian i am truley embarrased by this stupid headline


I'd say the headline was a poor choice by the writer/editor, but the article itself makes sense.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:50:09 AM   
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:29:16 AM   
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I could have gone all day without learning that little tidbit of information

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There is a cook book, pa. Look it up.


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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:34:03 AM   
Lucylastic


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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Doesnt make your mouth water???
strange man!!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:38:50 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		I'm with Hannah on this one... it boggles the mind to think that there would anyone stupid enough to actually buy semen online (especially when there are so many men willing to donate in person for free). Alas, then I remember that we are talking about the human race here... but it still boggles the mind.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:42:45 AM   
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!


EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Gross!

As far as I'm concerned semen belongs in only one of three places: my testicles, a female orifice... or my little blue towel I keep under the bed.

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