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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 5:05:05 AM   
myotherself


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"the internet", becomes the contraction of t'internet in the mouths of northerners in the UK



Noooo---only the southern northerns speak like that!

Those of us who are real northerners (geordies) use 'the'.

Or..."nah, bonny lass - wu divn't taak liek that! Wu use the word 'the' (pronounced "thuu") in the propa place liek. Ya nah?

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 5:15:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		oh forgawd sake, Im a sucker for geordie tooo hun:)
you should see what happens to me with a glaswegian.
I can tell the difference between yorkshire and lancashire, AND lincolnshire, (mothers tongue)and a sunderland(best friend at school) and peterlee(my dad went up there to work)
I have a hertfordshire accent, mixed with bastardized cockney(grandfather) but my phone voice is pretty good cheltenham all gals skool!

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 5:17:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		I lived darn sarf for quite a few years, so I have a soft geordie accent with cockernee undertones. And overall fairly posh, so I've been told (despite being dragged up on a council estate :-D)

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 5:23:01 AM   
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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 8:40:03 AM   
myotherself


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Gan canny, mind!

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 8:43:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, it would seem the OP will have no problem meeting the "dirty lasses" via "'tinterwebnet" if y'all have anything to do with it!

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 8:44:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey, are you saying I'm a dorty lass...!!

Oh. Wait.

Nevermind

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 5:13:27 PM   
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aye, bonny lass





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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/2/2011 6:20:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Did the OP come off of Facebook's Pirate Speak generator? It sounds very much like Capt. Jack Sparrow

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 12:21:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hisfreedom

Did the OP come off of Facebook's Pirate Speak generator? It sounds very much like Capt. Jack Sparrow

I didn't think it was possible to fail quite so badly at dialect recognition.

Ouch.

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 1:22:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

Now if y'all are gonna go Scottish, you must know this song.
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aye, bonny lass






Scottish??

We built a wall to keep the Scots out

There's a lot of Scottish terminology in the Geordie dialect, but we are most definitely English. And it's (slightly) warmer here lol

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 8:21:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hey now... any good Scotsman can climb over a wall... Stop. looking. up. that. kilt!

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 8:46:56 AM   
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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 9:01:22 AM   
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Would this be why? 








Any real man knows that yer sposed to wer lacy knickers so I dont hafta to lookie at a lard ass

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 10:03:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hisfreedom

Did the OP come off of Facebook's Pirate Speak generator? It sounds very much like Capt. Jack Sparrow

I didn't think it was possible to fail quite so badly at dialect recognition.

Ouch.


Written through a pirate translator to show my confusion (and ignorance)

Sorry if I offended anyone wit' me lack 'o dialect recognition, that wasn't me intention but as ye can spy wit' ye eye by th' way 'tis be written, through a scurvy pirate tavern (Pirate translator), thar be some similarities. Also, bein' American 'n not too overly familiar wit' British dialects (like AT ALL), I just had never seen anythin' written quite 'tis way accept on FaceBook wit' scurvy pirate speak.



Again, I am sorry if I was offensive, sooo not trying to be in any way offensive. I am however guilty of being an American who was sleep posting and who is completely unaware of British writing/speaking styles.

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 10:08:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, I'm with you. I know nothing about dialects ... or geography, for that matter. I wouldn't have even guessed British if not for his user name. (I actually would have guessed Australian. Shows what I know.)

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 10:39:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ditto. But not being able to identify the British dialect did not keep me from being thoroughly entertained!

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 10:49:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		Pirate-speak is usually done in Cornish, I think - or some version of it as rendered by James Mason as Long John Silver.  That's the opposite end of the country! 

Here's a tutorial to help all you lovely colonials communicate with our excellent OP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNMbbo5je_0&feature=related 


PS:
I have been sent a number of cmails asking the same question.  The answer is: I'm flattered - but no.

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 11:25:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		a good example of this sort of speak and accent would be Peter Kay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJr9ekTf0xc

Usually found as the old Lancashire accents around Bolton and Wigan

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RE: How to meet dirty lasses on 'tinterwebnet - 9/3/2011 12:44:05 PM   
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