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Hillwilliam -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/20/2011 9:32:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather quote: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. Oh yay. Another thread about Hanners. [;)] you are SO gonna get spanked when she gets home. I forgot, that's what you want.

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/20/2011 9:40:07 PM)
Me? Be a manipulative little slut?

Hillwilliam -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/20/2011 9:42:04 PM)
Damn right. I know it's off topic but I like that youtube in your sig line. You have a very pretty lady. You are one too.

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/20/2011 9:45:06 PM)
Thank you! <HUGE grin!>

kalikshama -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 5:20:27 AM)
Sounds like my ex gf. I preserved my sanity because we were never primaries during the 15 years we were intimate. She did chew up men and spit them out. She was great in bed though. Sigh. I imagine this is how her men felt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHfY6VTRUFk

Arpig -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 7:31:01 AM)
quote: Thank you, Iamsemi - and you'll be glad to hear that I can and do indeed regularly pull it off, generally just before I go to sleep at night. I only need a bit of vegetable oil, and Bob's your uncle. :-) You leave me out of your tawdry onanistic adventures.

lobodomslavery -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 7:42:51 AM)
what does onanistic mean? kevin

mnottertail -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 7:43:57 AM)
spill your seed....masturbatory, self-interested and so on. dictionary.com does not ask tribute, which is right up your alley, kev. I don't even know if dommes work for that site.

lobodomslavery -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 9:24:41 AM)
is it like kicking the much maligned can down the road, is it the elephant in the room kevin

LadyHibiscus -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 10:41:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery is it like kicking the much maligned can down the road, is it the elephant in the room kevin this is like ee cummings, srsly.

subrob1967 -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 11:20:17 AM)
Why is it every time I see a post from lobodom, I think of lobotomy?

Hillwilliam -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/21/2011 11:37:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subrob1967 Why is it every time I see a post from lobodom, I think of lobotomy? I just wish they had cleaned the screwdriver before they performed the surgery.

xssve -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/22/2011 12:29:01 PM)
I'm attracted to crazy chicks, always have been, I don't know why. You do know god killed Onan not for masturbating but for failing to impregnate his Brothers Er's wife, whom god had previously killed for other, undisclosed reasons, before he had a chance to father an heir. After Onan was killed for practicing, not masturbation, but coitus interruptus - with his sister-in-law - she dressed like a whore and seduced Judah, the father, who took her up on that and finally knocked her up well and good, which pleased god mightily, and he went off to kill Job's wife and kids, and smite some other sinners. It ain't my fault the Bible reads a lot like an episode of the Jerry Springer show - the actual punishment for masturbation, as dictated by the bible... ...is to take a bath and change the sheets, god don't even involve himself in that, he's got other fish to fry. But if you don't think that's funny as hell you ain't crazy enough for me.

PeonForHer -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/22/2011 4:28:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve You do know god killed Onan not for masturbating but for failing to impregnate his Brothers Er's wife, whom god had previously killed for other, undisclosed reasons, before he had a chance to father an heir. Was there really a bloke called 'Er' in the Bible? Hell, parents didn't have much imagination when it came to naming their kids back then, did they?

Epytropos -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/22/2011 5:01:50 PM)
I'm a big fan of wild and crazy, though dominant would be a problem. I have way, way too much normalcy in my life as it is. I don't need more of it. As long as I can trust her not to burn down my apartment building and/or cat while I'm gone unpredictable can be fun.

ElanSubdued -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/23/2011 10:00:36 AM)
quote: mnottertail: dictionary.com does not ask tribute, which is right up your alley, kev. I don't even know if dommes work for that site. Absolutely "Quote of The Day" material! [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/23/2011 10:03:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: xssve You do know god killed Onan not for masturbating but for failing to impregnate his Brothers Er's wife, whom god had previously killed for other, undisclosed reasons, before he had a chance to father an heir. Was there really a bloke called 'Er' in the Bible? Hell, parents didn't have much imagination when it came to naming their kids back then, did they? 'OO's this lads Fahvah, den? Er..............

LookieNoNookie -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/23/2011 10:22:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: AAkasha How much insanity and unpredictability could you endure from a woman that pushed all your buttons but was a little crazy at the same time? Been there, done that. I used to date a model in NYC. She was one of the most stunningly beautiful women that I've ever seen in my life. Anytime we'd go out, I knew that all eyes were going to be on us (actually, on her). To make things even better, she was a complete nympho. Most amazing sex I've ever had, and she could never get enough. I met her in a bar. I was playing darts, and she just walked up to me and said, "I want you. You look yummy." It was less than 30 minutes before we left the bar and headed to her place. We didn't even make it to her apartment. We pushed the stop button on the elevator and had sex right there. The only problem was that she was crazy as a loon. She'd get upset for no reason and start throwing dishes at me. She even threw knives at me a few times. At other times, she'd just start crying uncontrollably for no reason. I thought she was completely nuts. I thought about leaving her dozens of times. But each time I did, I'd be awakened in the middle of the night by her licking and sucking on my cock. It's amazing how a well-timed blowjob can keep a guy from leaving a bad relationship. I know I was shallow. But I was in my mid-20's. These days, I don't tolerate crazy, no matter how beautiful or sexy she is. Yeah, but now you have that blue bar across your head....so that's gotta change things, I'd presume.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/24/2011 9:00:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Yeah, but now you have that blue bar across your head....so that's gotta change things, I'd presume. Not at all. Women find blue bars to be totally irresistible. [:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: She's incredibly hot and kinky as hell. But she's also batshit crazy. (9/24/2011 9:29:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Yeah, but now you have that blue bar across your head....so that's gotta change things, I'd presume. Not at all. Women find blue bars to be totally irresistible. [:D] Well, there is that.

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