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gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 3:33:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Why is a raven like a writing desk? :D I want my ice cream cone back. Touche. We welcome you to the Absurd Club, while our Official Greeter hands you some nice hot rocky road. Incidently, yesterday i was paddling my canoe upstream, backwards, when my right wheel fell off, so i had to figure out how many pancakes it took to shingle a dog house. Turns out it's 78: ice cream has no feathers. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 3:41:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaNewAgeViking quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Well, he did eat some beans earlier. What? Human beans? How ghastly - but then it is a 'traditional' sport. [sm=line.gif] Well, in fact it was "soylent beans". You know what those are made of, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=GTG7YRsxTZ8 pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 3:46:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep a lion in a sidecar. =p wow. hahahaa ^_^ Gosh, Lilly looks like she's getting ready to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyfIwSbOMUg pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 3:55:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or I've been watching that icon for three minutes. Damn this weed is goooood. Heaven knows what You'll think about this, then: Natural hallucination http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzSRVgF501M pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:03:09 PM)
Dead Snake Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=IogEiKhEJFo pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:06:57 PM)
Cute kitten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmqnQcMktSs&feature=related pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:09:02 PM)
Scary Clowns http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4pKJdOf_s&feature=related pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:13:54 PM)
Everything is Catching on Fire- TMBG http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/127124 pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:19:26 PM)
Pencil Rain- TMBG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfqxxgjgl3c pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 4:32:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Why is a raven like a writing desk? :D Actually, i think that calls for a reading of the best raven poem ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7zR3IDEHrM pam

laborboleta -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 5:20:10 PM)
Oh please, please, please accept my humble offering : http://youtu.be/jc6aufHz-i0 It's my favorite absurd song from one of my favorite absurd movies!

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 5:36:18 PM)
Paloma Blanca- Miguel Lerdo de Tejada http://victor.library.ucsb.edu/index.php/matrix/detail/700004909/B-19825-Paloma_blanca pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 5:44:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laborboleta Oh please, please, please accept my humble offering : http://youtu.be/jc6aufHz-i0 It's my favorite absurd song from one of my favorite absurd movies! That was excellent! Welcome to the Absurd Club, laborboleta, and thanks for all the fish (okay, that was a little lame, but i couldn't think of what to say.) pam

laborboleta -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 5:54:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: laborboleta Oh please, please, please accept my humble offering : http://youtu.be/jc6aufHz-i0 It's my favorite absurd song from one of my favorite absurd movies! That was excellent! Welcome to the Absurd Club, laborboleta, and thanks for all the fish. pam Oh thank you! My lifelong absurdity has finally been validated![sm=hyper.gif] I'm glad I'm at home and not drinking anything while reading these posts, fluid spraying out my nose would not be good for my computer. borboleta

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 6:02:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: laborboleta Oh thank you! My lifelong absurdity has finally been validated![sm=hyper.gif] I'm glad I'm at home and not drinking anything while reading these posts, fluid spraying out my nose would not be good for my computer. i know. i haven't had this much fun since my dog ate my hampster. pam

laborboleta -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 6:06:19 PM)
Ewww!!!! [sm=ugh.gif] I like hamsters!

LanceHughes -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 6:07:51 PM)
Lance has been silently watching y'all be absurd, racking his brain for a proper portfolio to submit to the Membership Committee. Racking his brain 'cause he is probably the least absurd person you'll ever meet. Warm, open, helpful, how could I possibly be absurd........ BUT........ Upon noticing all those youtube links he was inspired to submit this: ---------------- I can't "see" any youtube vids because I'm running Windows 98 with an IE 6 browser. "Why the Hann-ie-ness do you do that?" you ask. (Termy pipes in with "That's fucked up.") "Because I write in C for DOS machines and my complier runs only on that OS and I waited too long to up-grade," I reply. E2Insert: Termy adds, "That's really fucked up." I truly believe it's absurd that anyone is still running IE 6 and bragging on themselves. LOL! ---------------- I await your decision with bated breath.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 6:14:31 PM)
Ooooh! I nominate Lance for resident hot leather dom!! (in capitals of course!)

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 6:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I truly believe it's absurd that anyone is still running IE 6 and bragging on themselves. Okay, that's not even close to absurd. If that's the weirdest thing about You, You must be the normallest person on Earth. Which would make Your desire to join a club with a bunch of freaks... TOTALLY ABSURD!!! Welcome the Absurd Club, Lance. i hereby designate You the Official Club Straight Man. Oh, wait... pam

LanceHughes -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (11/6/2011 8:12:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I truly believe it's absurd that anyone is still running IE 6 and bragging on themselves. Okay, that's not even close to absurd. If that's the weirdest thing about You, You must be the normallest person on Earth. Which would make Your desire to join a club with a bunch of freaks... TOTALLY ABSURD!!! Welcome the Absurd Club, Lance. i hereby designate You the Official Club Straight Man. Oh, wait... pam Sticky fingers, sticky key-board, sticky monitor. How absurd to think I could come back here and not expect to snort my Pepsi. Well, in the vaudiville days, a "straight man" set up the joke, just as I did here. Oh well, I guess that's pretty absurd, right there, agreeing that I accept the title of "Official Club Straight Man." Now, I have to go figure out some straight lines for pam..... or would that be absurd? Actually performing duties as assigned? Yeah, that'd cement (<== 1st opportunity, m'dear, don't miss it) my position both as a member (<== 2nd) and as being absurd. Speaking of being a member, was chatting with a gay, male German CM member about the word "Mitglieder" which translates as "member," in the sense of a member of an organization. He told me that teen agers like to break it apart into "mit Glieder" which translates as "with penis." Thus, we know where calling a dick as a "member" comes from. ^^^^ That was pretty absurd. BUT! In thinking about what pam said "If that's the most absurd thing....." I was trying even harder to break my "Me, absurd? Nonsense," barrier. I would like to submit a replacement application, if I may..... I think it's absurd that I have over 6,000 pieces of "collectible" glass in my house. There is no sofa, there are no chairs.... just boxes and boxes stacked (in some places 6 or 7 high.) There are 8 or 9 industrial shelving units - some glass is "out." Oh, and three rolling shelves as used by hospitals to deliver meals. BUT! Now the really absurd part.... there was a shelving unit next to the dumpster across the alley..... I can't / won't type the rest...... Oh, and one three weeks ago..... ETA: And to put not too fine a point on it: NOT realizing how absurd my collection is is REALLY, really absurd.

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