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gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 1:56:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl If you havent seen some of my arguments on the politics and religion threads when im in an absurd mood... lol ... you have missed some good stuff! i'm sorry, tazzy, but posts on other threads may not be used to qualify for the Absurd Club. You have to say or do something absurd here. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 1:57:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana Being absurd? Ha. Now I've got home turf. In India I met a wife With feet like fish filets, A mole, a mustache and a bad skin rash She topped with a toupee Her father offered camels four a peacock, and a parrot with a gift for riposte To tuck her under wing, and carry her away "Nosh, by Gosh," I said at a loss, with wounded dignity I will not sell myself so low For what would people say, I could not tarry for any less Than four or five rupees. Bows Kana, we are honored to have You with us. pam

SpanishMatMaster -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 1:58:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Oh, no. This club was made for you. If i may say so, i would like to have You as an officer in the Absurd club. i'm not sure what Your office should be, though. Maybe You have some suggestions. P.S.- "Snark" means posting something mean, sarcastic, or disrespectful to another person on the internet. Snark is allowed, only snark (#1) and SNARK (#2) are not. Still, I know what they mean too. That why I am asking, after all! Well... I have to be a member to be expelled, so I accept. My office... hum... the one with the many Windows, 7 at least. And some Gates with teleport features. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 2:05:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SpanishMatMaster quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Oh, no. This club was made for you. If i may say so, i would like to have You as an officer in the Absurd club. i'm not sure what Your office should be, though. Maybe You have some suggestions. P.S.- "Snark" means posting something mean, sarcastic, or disrespectful to another person on the internet. Snark is allowed, only snark (#1) and SNARK (#2) are not. Still, I know what they mean too. That why I am asking, after all! Well... I have to be a member to be expelled, so I accept. My office... hum... the one with the many Windows, 7 at least. And some Gates with teleport features. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Sorry, i edited my post after You quoted me. i have decided that Your skills are best suited to the duty of Lord High Executioner. i would be honored if You would accept this position. pam

SpanishMatMaster -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 2:14:13 PM)
My first for the first - as Lord High Executioner I propose HannahLynn as Lady High Executioner. I hid her, so she can see what I can't. Or execute me, which is another way for me to be properly expelled.

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 2:23:29 PM)
for your further perusal i present the ballad of master tim... master tim was not even slightly fat he wore his blue pants too tight and had a dead something for a hat out behind the railroad track he had this gnarly tiki torchie thing with which to give a mighty whack two fine slaves had master tim but as awesome as he clearly was they were fucking bored with him [image]local://upfiles/1299214/F69B9432420E4FC6994587568A32E336.jpg[/image]

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 2:39:30 PM)
Hi Pam, I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend...

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:12:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe Hi Pam, I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend... Until you do something absurd, you are just trolling this thread. pam

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:18:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe Hi Pam, I'm exhausted, can I join and be absurd later? I'll be your best friiiiend... Until you do something absurd, you are just trolling this thread. pam You know pam this new hard-heartedness is reaally unattractive. What happened to fun carefree pam? pam....who hurt you?

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:23:55 PM)
Knit, knit, knit. I have a cap that says C.A.P. That really isn't absurd if you think about it. But it gets absurd when you find out I already had the cap and am knitting an oil lamp. It gets really out of hand when you figure out I don't know how to knit.

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:27:25 PM)
quote: I propose HannahLynn as Lady High Executioner lady high executioner eh? acepto con mucho gusto! alright then, be fucking absurd pendejos! [image]local://upfiles/1299214/C7723708DB2047A593ADDD96C2F96E04.jpg[/image]

Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:40:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynn [image]local://upfiles/1299214/F69B9432420E4FC6994587568A32E336.jpg[/image] Why is white jesus wearing spandex?

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:42:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe You know pam this new hard-heartedness is reaally unattractive. What happened to fun carefree pam? pam....who hurt you? Oh, Fire. Can i tell you a secret. C'mere. Okay. Deep down, i'm a profoundly insecure, jealous, selfish, weak, and hypocritical person, and as much as i try to hide it, that part of me comes to the surface from time to time, and then i'm astonished by who i see in the mirror. But that's on the downlow, okay? The rule stands. No membership until you do something absurd on this thread. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 3:44:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 i'm sorry, tazzy, but posts on other threads may not be used to qualify for the Absurd Club. You have to say or do something absurd here. This is not meant to imply, by no means is it meant to imply, that tazzy is not welcome to re-apply for the club when she finds something absurd. pam

TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:04:42 PM)
quote: The rule stands. No membership until you do something absurd on this thread. pam? [image]local://upfiles/1291786/B6F9155E18154A2582E326BF0EBA4A24.jpg[/image]

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:16:21 PM)
quote: ETA: I think it's absurd to disallow shark in an absurd thread. what? no fucking shark? that's bullshit. come over to our place hillie, we're having a sexy party and we fucking well have shark!! [image]local://upfiles/1299214/D789F411F7BA4042A7342D7A3D9BAC7B.jpg[/image]

Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:17:05 PM)
Is this the thread where I demand my mail order slave?

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:18:59 PM)
Fire, You're in. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:21:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius Is this the thread where I demand my mail order slave? And Endivius is in. pam

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:22:36 PM)
quote: Is this the thread where I demand my mail order slave? why yes, yes it is. [image]local://upfiles/1299214/5CF3932FE3264F6195BFCD6B607140F4.jpg[/image]

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