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gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:23:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Knit, knit, knit. I have a cap that says C.A.P. That really isn't absurd if you think about it. But it gets absurd when you find out I already had the cap and am knitting an oil lamp. It gets really out of hand when you figure out I don't know how to knit.


MissImmortalPain, we welcome you most warmly.

pam




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:27:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

Fire, You're in.

pam



geez that was easy. So...now what?




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:30:15 PM)

What, you thought there was a point to all this?  That's it. 

The Absurd Club is where we abandon our pretenses, stop trying to be better, smarter, or in anyway more than we really are.  We accept ourselves and others.  We have a little fun.  That's basically it.

pam




Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:31:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn


[image]local://upfiles/1299214/5CF3932FE3264F6195BFCD6B607140F4.jpg[/image]



I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:36:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Endivius


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ORIGINAL: HannahLynn


[image]local://upfiles/1299214/5CF3932FE3264F6195BFCD6B607140F4.jpg[/image]



I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.


Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:37:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Endivius
I would like to file a complaint, this one is not anatomically correct. Additionally, I did not give her permission to exit the box. Therefore, she is defective. I'd like the replacement to at least have a torso.


In Absurdland, that is not recognised as defective in any way.




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:39:00 PM)

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What, you thought there was a point to all this?  That's it.


No I'm just not sure what to do next. I feel kinda self-conscious just standing here.




Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:39:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe



Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"



I musta missed it. I was too buissy masterbating to SMM avatar.




Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:40:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

In Absurdland, that is not recognised as defective in any way.




I'm off to look for a staple gun.




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:42:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Endivius


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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe



Didn't you notice, it says "some assembly required"



I musta missed it. I was too buissy masterbating to SMM avatar.


I always knew there was something terribly wrong with you <shivers>




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:46:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe
I feel kinda self-conscious just standing here.


In the Absurd Club, we consider that to be a most honorable pasttime.

pam




SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:47:58 PM)

Once upon a time there was a lemming called Geoff.




HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 4:48:26 PM)

you may want to fucking read this.
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Staple-from-Your-Hand
safety first batman.




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:30:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

That's much better, Christina.

pam

i'm going over this thread to see if there's anyone i may have inadvertently forgotten. i don't even know who's already in my own Absurd Club. That is so absurd. If i didn't officially accept you yet, please have patience and understand that i mean to.

xxblushesxx- (Christina) for the record, you're in. Don't know if i officially said it yet.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:33:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy
Lol they're dancing just in time to the song I'm listening to

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.
1000 volts went up it's bum and turned it's wool to nylon


SoulAlloy, i don't remember if i officially welcomed you or not. We are honored by your presence.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:38:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

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ORIGINAL: SuzeCheri
...


i didn't even need to read this.  Anybody who posts on the forums with a double profile and in multiple colors automatically qualifies for the Absurd Club.  What i can't figure out is, whether your individual profiles are included in your membership, or whether you should each have to apply again.

pam



That was not a proper official welcome. i would just like to say to each: Suze and Cheri, Thank you for joining us. We warmly welcome you.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:39:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I refuse to join any club that would have me in it.


MadAxeman, refusing to join the club is indeed absurd. Welcome.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:41:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

SMM,

You'll find urbandictionary.com very useful.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snark



Kalikshama, preferring ebil is indeed absurd. We are most glad to have you.




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:43:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

If you havent seen some of my arguments on the politics and religion threads when im in an absurd mood... lol ... you have missed some good stuff!


i believe tazzy once offered to moderate the Politics and Religion forum. That must be the absurdest thing i've ever heard.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/21/2011 5:47:36 PM)

Fire, Endivius, xxblushesxx (Christina)- i know i accepted your membership, but i neglected to tell you each how much it is valued. Warm welcome.

pam




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