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SpanishMatMaster -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 8:39:55 AM)
People Eating Tasty Animals

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 11:15:00 AM)
nope, sorry, you have it wrong. peta stands for people eating tight asses.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 2:57:06 PM)
you're both wrong, it's: Pam Enthralls Total Absurdity

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 3:26:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy you're both wrong, it's: Pam Enthralls Total Absurdity SoulAlloy, you are the wisest member of the Absurd Club. We honor your wisdom. i hereby make you our official Sage and Soothsayer. pam

SuzeQ -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 4:19:15 PM)
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 4:40:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SuzeQ A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy." Well done, Suze. For telling an exceptionally bad joke, you get 200 absurd points, and a "nyah...nyah..nyah"! Your membership has already been accepted, and i now appoint you Official Court Jester. i trust that you will perform your new duties admirably. hands Suze the very serious looking goofy hat and shoes, and nods, gravely pam

SuzeQ -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 5:08:44 PM)
That title calls for an appropriate new avatar!

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 5:59:24 PM)
Yay for purple headbands! pam

Termyn8or -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 7:00:33 PM)
Hey hey, this point system, unless you know your math you could fuck it all up. You could have people suing you. For what I don't know, but they so anyway. We need stats on all paqrcipitants, as well as participants. Something like that. T^T

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 7:21:34 PM)
the lady high executioner wanders in and looks around. she reviews the recent posts and is not overly impressed. she decides it is time for some drastic fucking action and walks out vowing to return shortly.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 7:23:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Hey hey, this point system, unless you know your math you could fuck it all up. You could have people suing you. For what I don't know, but they so anyway. We need stats on all paqrcipitants, as well as participants. Something like that. Hehehe. Guess what, Termy? You've just been appointed the official club lawyer. God help us all. pam

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 7:31:50 PM)
alright you motherfuckers! somebody do something stupid or the chinaman gets it!! [image]local://upfiles/1299214/6FB90F7DD83644B792A379BE456AF016.jpg[/image]

Delilya -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 9:03:34 PM)
My answering machine message, seriously: You have reached Fast Freddies Divine Guidance Center and Automotive Repair Shop. What we can't do for your body we'll do for you mind.

dcnovice -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 9:11:05 PM)
Wouldn't it be nice if little dachshunds lived inside the town of Oyster Bay? Wouldn't it be nice if we could roast and toast them up in every kind of way? Wouldn't it be nice?

dcnovice -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 9:27:40 PM)
Why is the Department of the Interior in charge of all the exterior stuff?

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 9:51:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Wouldn't it be nice if little dachshunds lived inside the town of Oyster Bay? Wouldn't it be nice if we could roast and toast them up in every kind of way? Wouldn't it be nice? Thank you, dcnovice, i have often wondered that myself. We welcome you, and thank you for bringing your absurdness to out thread. pam

HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 9:57:15 PM)
<Sashays up to the mic.> Tap tap Ahem!, Testing one two three Tap tap <Takes a deep breath> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. <Turns and walks away, flipping her skirt up as she exits>

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 10:21:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather <Sashays up to the mic.> Tap tap Ahem!, Testing one two three Tap tap <Takes a deep breath> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. <Turns and walks away, flipping her skirt up as she exits> Thank you, Heather, that is a most astute observation. Welcome to the Absurd Club. We are thrilled to have you with us. pam

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 10:48:41 PM)
You're all mentally insane.

hlen5 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/22/2011 10:53:30 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amWP8FpLrtw&feature=fvst If a person is lacking insight, how would they know?

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