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Termyn8or -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:20:28 PM)
"And that is the tale of Avatar 3, coming soon to a planet near you. " Straitjacket in aisle three. T^T

Termyn8or -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:23:34 PM)
"There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it. " I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse. T^T

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:27:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy In my honoured position of sage, you shall hear a tale: Once upon a time there was a dark lord of crabs. He came to the world and demanded our finest dish. He was first appeased by the willow pattern, but returned again the following day, demanding our finest carrot. This we could not find so we painted a tree orange. The crab lord was once again appeased, but again he returned, demanding our finest pussy. This we would not do, no lord of crabs would go near our fine pussies. The wrath of the crab lord was terrible, he opened many chains of delightful restaurants and doughnut bars. Then when all hope was lost our might war-tortoises marched, driving the dark crab lord to the ocean, where the salt water made him shrink to nothing. Thank you for that, oh sage, but there's something a little fishy about that tale. i know perfectly well that war-tortoises don't march, they skip. Other than that, very well done indeed. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:32:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker You're all mentally insane. Yep, got's me the paper work to prove it. Delilya, thank you for attending so diligently to your paperwork. i will make sure to lick that over yesterday. Furthermore, i proclaim you the Honorable Club Paper Clip. We thank you in advance for your services. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:35:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or "There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it. " I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse. That's a good idea, Official Legal Expert, but i suspect most club members manage to be without a point pretty well on their own. i know i do. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:38:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Delilya http://youtu.be/TzwGfP98vGM 1 billion absurd points for another first rate creepy entry. The points go backwards, by the way. When you get as few as 7 points, you get a jacuzzi full of jello. pam

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:39:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or "There is no need for anyone to have a point in the Absurd Club. As a matter of fact, we discourage it. " I suggest mass quantities of substances of abuse. T^T [image]local://upfiles/192156/8850C62BE73C4B699EC8CC4EC36CB507.jpg[/image]

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:41:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker quote: ORIGINAL: HeatherMcLeather quote: You're all mentally insane. Mentally insane as opposed to physically insane? You... stop making confuse situation. It's obvious Nocturnal Stalker meant to say, stop making Kung Fu situation. A very absurd post, and welcome to the Absurd Club, NocturalStalker. You and Heather may now delight us with another Kung Fu situation. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:50:10 PM)
i can see those pills turned you into a cat, Christina. Please be careful. We have not yet rid ourselves from our infestation of vampire rats. They like to suck the blood of sweet felines like yourself. You may wish to purchase some rat repellent. Take care of yourself, for heaven's sake. pam

Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:56:46 PM)
How many food stamps will I need to trade for a Christina cat, and can I get one with scotch gaurd built in?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:57:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 i can see those pills turned you into a cat, Christina. Please be careful. We have not yet rid ourselves from our infestation of vampire rats. They like to suck the blood of sweet felines like yourself. You may wish to purchase some rat repellent. Take care of yourself, for heaven's sake. pam Iz too late...[:(] [image]local://upfiles/192156/2CA290E1C7C643748CBFA5B3C34A3C5C.jpg[/image]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 10:59:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius How many food stamps will I need to trade for a Christina cat, and can I get one with scotch gaurd built in? Scotch guard?!! You'd do much better with Bacardi guard. Trust me...I know of which I speak... (pretty much)

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 11:07:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius How many food stamps will I need to trade for a Christina cat, and can I get one with scotch gaurd built in? Fluffernutter. And yes, but you have to drink the scotch. pam

SoulAlloy -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 11:07:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or "And that is the tale of Avatar 3, coming soon to a planet near you. " Straitjacket in aisle three. T^T Your gift of a straightjacket is duly accepted as a wise and noble act

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 11:09:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Iz too late...[:(] i don't know, it looks like they're having fun to me. pam

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 11:13:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SoulAlloy Your gift of a straightjacket is duly accepted as a wise and noble act Now you must show thanks and give our Honored Termy a wedgie. As everyone knows, this is expected when someone receives the gift of a straightjacket. pam

Endivius -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/23/2011 11:27:49 PM)
My beard and I are debating the legitimacy of wedgies.

gungadin09 -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 7:56:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Endivius My beard and I are debating the legitimacy of wedgies. Which side of the argument is your beard taking? pam

VirginPotty -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 9:20:25 AM)
Re-elect Obama is the most absurd thing I can say.

HannahLynn -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (10/24/2011 10:31:56 AM)
meanwhile, somewhere in america.... [image]local://upfiles/1299214/559D3810EE9F4F8EB26F3943D7D94ED0.jpg[/image]

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