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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 7:30:53 AM   
FirmhandKY


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ORIGINAL: Kana

A faculty of one.
http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=10&Itemid=16


But a Board of Regents of three:

http://www.bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=6&Itemid=21

Firm


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 7:35:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Graduation makes you grow an inch?

Why didn't any of you tell me THAT either?


Well Fuckity! Sign me up! How many times can you graduate?

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 7:39:58 AM   
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Graduation makes you grow an inch?

Why didn't any of you tell me THAT either?


Can you option where that inch will be?


< Message edited by Marc2b -- 10/28/2011 7:40:11 AM >

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 8:47:45 AM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

A faculty of one.
http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=10&Itemid=16


But a Board of Regents of three:

http://www.bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=6&Itemid=21

Firm



Ahhh, that's just  meeting industry standard University ratio's :-)


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 9:12:22 AM   
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But wait- Flaying 101? w00t!! I want that as my major.



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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 9:17:15 AM   
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Sadly no, as Kana stares at his multiple degrees/diplomas and dreams of being XXXXL
Silly man, all it takes to be XXXXL is regular supply of pizza and beer and a reasonably comfy couch on which to consume it.

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 10:29:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

A faculty of one.

But a Board of Regents of three:


Ahhh, that's just  meeting industry standard University ratio's :-)

Oh, gawd!  How true! 

Firm


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 10:33:54 AM   
Amygdalin


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 12:48:22 PM   
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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 1:10:01 PM   
susie


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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

A faculty of one.
http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=10&Itemid=16


But a Board of Regents of three:

http://www.bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=6&Itemid=21

Firm



I am an accountant so obviously I get confused easily when it comes to numbers and stuff but the site does say

"The founding Board of Regents is composed of 12 members. Their Biographies are available if you choose to read them."

So I thought I would take a look and found only 3.

Perhaps I need to give up on the old accounting job after all




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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 1:28:49 PM   
Kana


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ORIGINAL: susie

quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

A faculty of one.
http://bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&id=10&Itemid=16


But a Board of Regents of three:

http://www.bdsmuniversity.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=section&layout=blog&id=6&Itemid=21

Firm



I am an accountant so obviously I get confused easily when it comes to numbers and stuff but the site does say

"The founding Board of Regents is composed of 12 members. Their Biographies are available if you choose to read them."

So I thought I would take a look and found only 3.

Perhaps I need to give up on the old accounting job after all






They have a contra faculty account!


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 2:16:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

BdsmUniversity needs intensive remedial tutoring in spelling, grammar, and punctuation. 20 lashes for every mistake from The Spelling Police!


<perk> how meny lashis doo i git fore this?

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 2:18:35 PM   
TheFireWithinMe


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They have a contra faculty account!


I have no idea what that is but it sounds...exciting <fapfapfap>

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 3:26:38 PM   
Amygdalin


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Yes, the rumors are true. I have decided to start my own bdsm school. I can't divulge all the information yet, like courses and where the hell it's even going to be located because I haven't had enough to drink yet and can't think properly. Expect an update in a few hours.

However, I am settling on a name. Something short and snappy with punch. I've been thinking about:

"The True Bdsm University for True 'Dominates' and True Subs (No Scammers/Fakes Aloud) Who Can't Dom or Sub Good And Wanna Learn How."

Anyone interested in signing up, write me. Thank you prospective students,

Dean Amygdalin

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 4:43:31 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

(This is going in off topic because I can't take it seriously enough to be a proper BDSM discussion.)

Yo. People. I've been here a while. Why didn't any of you tell me there was an online BDSM university?

http://bdsmuniversity.org/

I could've been studying for qualifications all this time! I didn't even realise I needed qualifications!

From their bumf for prospective students:
quote:

BDSM University offers it’s student two important things. First and foremost, it offers a formalized education process that you can take at your own pace to learn and understand the BDSM Culture, its traditions and its ways by which we conduct our lives. Second, it gives you a level of credibility within your community (locally, regionally and nationally) that you have successfully spent time learning and seeking to understand the very nature of our Culture. Literally getting your Master’s degree in Mastery or submission. Then when you are interviewing a prospective sub/slave or Master/Dominant, you can ask – if they have completed the education process involved in becoming that which they claim.


Hear that? A level of NATIONAL CREDIBILITY, people! (Notice they don't say WHAT level of national credibility.) I could have been nationally credible to some unspecified level by now if you'd have told me about this! I could have had a 'Master's degree in Mastery'!

And the best bit? For each year you study there, they reward you with leather. And if you study for five? You're gifted with a cover, 'thus showing the community [you] have truly EARNED [your] position and title.' Like a REAL leather person. (Only not, obviously.)

I am BLAMING MY LACK OF A 'TRULY EARNED' COVER ON YOU GUYS, DENIZENS OF COLLARME. This is YOUR FAULT.

FEEL GUILTY.

(Heh.)


We didn't want to confuse you.

What with the Greek bond debentures, Italy claiming they had no chance, Spain with 24% unemployment.....we all got together and determined this would be too much.

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 6:18:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

BdsmUniversity needs intensive remedial tutoring in spelling, grammar, and punctuation. 20 lashes for every mistake from The Spelling Police!


<perk> how meny lashis doo i git fore this?


Lots, Fire. Lots of lashis (sic)!!

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 6:21:08 PM   
TheFireWithinMe


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

BdsmUniversity needs intensive remedial tutoring in spelling, grammar, and punctuation. 20 lashes for every mistake from The Spelling Police!


<perk> how meny lashis doo i git fore this?


Lots, Fire. Lots of lashis (sic)!!


<grins> you know the great thing about that post is that I discovered how much easier it is when I'm not trying to spell correctly...AND I get rewarded for it too!

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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 9:18:28 PM   
HannahLynn


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 9:23:46 PM   
Tantriqu


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And not interested in an 'education' site that sez it's comPAIRable.
Le sigh!


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RE: OH MY GOD WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT BDSM UNIVERS... - 10/28/2011 11:47:46 PM   
Endivius


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